FML : Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be I found...

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Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be I found a note. It said "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jacked - / Friday 17 April 2009 02:38 / United States

Love

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By dino_witha_cape | 0

#118761 - Friday 17 April 2009 09:53

take all of his tires off of his car somehow, and leave a note saying "at least i'm not a dick"

By JBiz_fml | 0

#118789 - Friday 17 April 2009 10:04

I need to hear the whole story to vote ,

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By rarelight | 0

#118757 - Friday 17 April 2009 09:52

Aw that sucks :(

By random_user | 0

#118759 - Friday 17 April 2009 09:52

aww, that sucks. what a jerk.

T9FTW | 20

#5157017 - Saturday 17 November 2012 04:27

At least it didn't read "Your a bitch - John"

By dino_witha_cape | 0

#118761 - Friday 17 April 2009 09:53

take all of his tires off of his car somehow, and leave a note saying "at least i'm not a dick"

MrNewOrleans | 0

#1647024 - Thursday 4 November 2010 02:10

that is smart... sir I think u won

By alex_vik | 0

#118786 - Friday 17 April 2009 10:03

Well if he stole your tire you must be a bitch.

By jennaboo | 0

#118788 - Friday 17 April 2009 10:04

you'll find a way to get him back. just remember, karma is a bitch

toqwert | 0

#3313740 - Tuesday 20 September 2011 01:55

So, karma is her in this case?

By JBiz_fml | 0

#118789 - Friday 17 April 2009 10:04

I need to hear the whole story to vote ,

LunaaBluee | 27

#6389196 - Saturday 22 August 2015 08:28

I don't think it matters. Either way that's an extremely immature thing to do to someone no matter the circumstance.

Thebestinclass | 16

#6397125 - Sunday 30 August 2015 08:57

What if she cheated on him with his dad and brother and stole all of his money?

By BigLord | 0

#118795 - Friday 17 April 2009 10:07

Hmm I'm with #6 on this one. Maybe you FuckedHL earlier?

By Scribble | 0

#118806 - Friday 17 April 2009 10:10

maybe you should be honest and tell us why he think you are a bitch. who know you could have cheated on him with hundreds of other guys, and if so, you definitely deserved it. seriously if the guy had guts to write his name and tell you are a bitch, then you must have done something wrong.