FML : Today, my bus got held up in traffic, so I arrived home about 15 minutes late. My mum bitched me out, accused me of sleeping around, and grounded me. All...

Today, my bus got held up in traffic, so I arrived home about 15 minutes late. My mum bitched me out, accused me of sleeping around, and grounded me. All this while my brother raged at his video game in the other room, screaming stuff such as "EAT SHIT, YOU CUNTS!" with total impunity. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 21 February 2013 18:45 / Australia - Brisbane

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By ThatPlankton | 15

#5377796 - Friday 22 February 2013 2:57

Cod is serious business. Don't want mom to ruin his killstreak now do you? Selfish much?

By Lionesse | 15

#5377797 - Friday 22 February 2013 2:57

Ah.. Family. So many emotions conveyed in a single word...

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By ThatPlankton | 15

#5377796 - Friday 22 February 2013 2:57

Cod is serious business. Don't want mom to ruin his killstreak now do you? Selfish much?

14avalentour | 9

#5377811 - Friday 22 February 2013 3:06

True

Supergirl1988 | 16

#5377851 - Friday 22 February 2013 3:28

Maybe if OP played CoD their mother would love them too.

Thursday737 | 7

#5377939 - Friday 22 February 2013 4:39

Maybe if Op's brother didn't play a shitty game like cod (implied by 1) he wouldn't be all mad and stuff.

FuckYouScience12 | 8

#5377959 - Friday 22 February 2013 4:48

video games rot the brain. stop technology 2013.

blackman100 | 20

#5378025 - Friday 22 February 2013 5:42

Gotta get them noobs.

Jovecove | 13

#5378071 - Friday 22 February 2013 7:03

#35 - Wtf are you, 90? Keep up with technology not oppose it or you're gonna lose your head very soon.

BradTheBrony | 19

#5381839 - Monday 25 February 2013 1:24

You don't "get" n00bz, you pwn them! Stupid!

By Lionesse | 15

#5377797 - Friday 22 February 2013 2:57

Ah.. Family. So many emotions conveyed in a single word...

By UberNova | 18

#5377807 - Friday 22 February 2013 3:01

Logic, reason and cogent arguments are the way to make others understand, use them, then maybe she will appreciate your words and take them with truth more often.

doodlecloud | 26

#5378358 - Friday 22 February 2013 13:29

If only this were true. Unfortunately all the logic, coherence and calm explaining in the world doesn't matter when your mum takes the 'doesn't matter, not listening, I am the parent and I am right' stance.

By rocker_chick105 | 31

#5377813 - Friday 22 February 2013 3:06

Is your brother younger or older is my question..

Mahtari | 19

#5377829 - Friday 22 February 2013 3:12

I wish that question was relevant.

DaftDude | 11

#5377830 - Friday 22 February 2013 3:13

Younger or older, gaming is definately serious for him!

EvilUndead | 9

#5378207 - Friday 22 February 2013 10:36

Younger or older, if he can't keep his emotions in check, he's an idiot. And no, it doesn't mean gaming is serious for him.

DaftDude | 11

#5378292 - Friday 22 February 2013 12:29

#53 Why are you responding seriously to what is clearly a humourous joke?

By rattusrattus | 18

#5377831 - Friday 22 February 2013 3:14

Yeah, I'm going to say your mother is a shitstain on the universe.

mangoboy1 | 19

#5378255 - Friday 22 February 2013 11:42

A shit stain on the underwear of life.

By DudeEvil | 22

#5377834 - Friday 22 February 2013 3:17

Would've been worth it if you had slept around, just saying.. :P

Enummoc | 10

#5377873 - Friday 22 February 2013 3:39

Just like that old adage: "You do the time, might as well do the crime."

Tempest151 | 11

#5377931 - Friday 22 February 2013 4:32

Honestly why would your mom care if you were sleeping around? Unless your mom is your sister and your brother is your dad or something. Damn, I'm creepin' myself out here.

By curlstar | 6

#5377835 - Friday 22 February 2013 3:17

Sounds like no one in your family is getting any. FYL.

By MsConfusedd | 27

#5377839 - Friday 22 February 2013 3:21

That means she has higher expectations for you because she knows your brother will amount to nothing and you have potential.

By oj101 | 33

#5377840 - Friday 22 February 2013 3:21

Maybe it's just me, but does your mum probably have a favorite sibling? It's probably you..... *sarcasm*

gc327072 | 29

#5377844 - Friday 22 February 2013 3:24

Child, you mean? Unless… 0_O SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

oj101 | 33

#5377849 - Friday 22 February 2013 3:28

Time of writing comment: Brain loading 99%. Use incorrect word

Reading the reply: Troll brain loads 100%. OH CRAP.

Good point #13. A thumbs up from me