FML : Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker...

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Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 2 July 2016 13:39 / United States - Revere

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By dudeutookhrs | 24

#6641959 - Sunday 3 July 2016 0:11

Why go down the street when you can go down the hall? I'm just kidding, but that's disappointing.

By DMDiaz | 15

#6641963 - Sunday 3 July 2016 0:15

Hope you two talked about ways to get him back over dinner.

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By WeddedConch | 5

#6641954 - Sunday 3 July 2016 0:09

incest is wincest

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obvious_lee | 9

#6641968 - Sunday 3 July 2016 0:24

People really need to stop making this comment on these type of FMLs. It's predictable, not clever, and annoying.

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SixthSinEnvy | 39

#6641981 - Sunday 3 July 2016 0:34

But only if your last name is Lannister or Targaryen.

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memestasquaper | 10

#6642442 - Sunday 3 July 2016 19:59

You from alabama or some shit?

By MrConfusion | 21

#6641956 - Sunday 3 July 2016 0:09

Too bad you're from Massachusetts, I can't make any Southerner jokes. :(

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CaptainSmith28 | 19

#6642021 - Sunday 3 July 2016 1:38

Good, no one wanted you to.

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toolazytotype99 | 18

#6642036 - Sunday 3 July 2016 2:39

Fuck you fucking Yankee. Sick and damn tired of the Southern jokes, holy shit. Guess fucking what. It's over dumb ass. Grow the fuck up

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toolazytotype99 | 18

#6642065 - Sunday 3 July 2016 4:10

Screw you dumb ass Yankee. Let go of the whole southern stupidity and incest shit. It's old as seriously as dumb as could. So shut up and keep scrolling lib

By dudeutookhrs | 24

#6641959 - Sunday 3 July 2016 0:11

Why go down the street when you can go down the hall? I'm just kidding, but that's disappointing.

By DMDiaz | 15

#6641963 - Sunday 3 July 2016 0:15

Hope you two talked about ways to get him back over dinner.

By aGMAELSTR0M | 10

#6641979 - Sunday 3 July 2016 0:32

Truthfully, this was a good prank. No one was hurt or offended, and from an outsiders view, it's somewhat funny. But now it's your turn, OP. Go get 'em!

By heatherrr17 | 19

#6641985 - Sunday 3 July 2016 0:39

Lmao thats pretty funny

By Tarlachia | 33

#6641990 - Sunday 3 July 2016 0:45

I think we all want to know what you've two have done to get revenge!

By Earl_KarmasBitch | 28

#6642004 - Sunday 3 July 2016 1:10

If your sister is willing, pretending you got steaming drunk and ended up sleeping together would be the basis of an awesome revenge prank.

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Demon_of_Light | 27

#6643905 - Tuesday 5 July 2016 22:49

I see a lot of ways this could backfire onto OP more than prank the brother.

By vicfirthfan | 11

#6642011 - Sunday 3 July 2016 1:25

at least she was surprised too

By worldclassrager | 39

#6642013 - Sunday 3 July 2016 1:27

Time for you two to plot you revenge

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