Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML
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Nikkitaria
| 9
Put pepper spray in his underwear drawer
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SinisterMedic
| 0
Fire in the hole...? :)
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Eaglestrike117
| 29
Sounds like fun.
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hockey199813
| 5
I think I'll try that sometime
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DK1234567
| 8
I guess OP isn't in to that kinda stuff :/
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Keyman1212
| 14
Oh holy mother of God... I remember when I had tear gas training in the navy.... FUCK THAT. OP's butthole must have been swollen and sore forever.
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Jennyboo5797
| 4
#33 or maybe it was her vagina o.O or both...
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Georgieeporgiee
| 9
Nice brother...
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EelJumpsRope
| 0
33- OP is a guy.
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meelo88
| 13
oh man....that sucks....that's gotta be worse than getting Bengay on your privates
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illmatic2
| 16
His username is Ca13b. I don't know about you, but I don't know too many girls named Caleb.
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EelJumpsRope
| 0
Damn, I meant to say that to 37.
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MrPedoBear_fml
| 4
I'll lick that pepper spray off.
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NitroTonicsFML
| 4
What an ass wipe.
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rainydayz133
| 6
#78 Guess your name is pedo bear with good reason..
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doctorwhogirl
| 0
well at least your protected from any surprise butt sex in the mean time- this could have been a blessing in disguise
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idontcare8l
| 3
Atleast he didnt put it on your tampons? ( or condoms if not a girl )
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exleonhart
| 0
33- did you use calculus and lasers to determine how much gas you were exposed to?
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dre_bro11
| 12
OP, replace the contents of his lube with muscle cream. That'll teach him.
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scrapmetal58
| 9
33 - I remember my CBRN retraining (might be called something different now) when I was in the navy. I had LASIK eye surgery a couple of months prior and let me tell you, unimaginable pain. I had gotten pink eye on both eyes and was healing slowly. We had to walk into the gas chamber about 5 metres without blinking before we were allowed to don our gas masks. I got about half a metre inside before I screamed in pain and covered my eyes. They grabbed me and pulled me outside and poured a bucket of water on my face. My face was burnt from the gas, likely from my tears since it burns moist areas. I can't even describe how painful it was. Then, they made me go back in. I finished this time thanks to the layer of water on my face. I had undergone this training before the surgery and never had an issue. :'(
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blushy
| 14
ouch
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Nikkitaria
| 9
Put pepper spray in his underwear drawer
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zinoxity
| 23
I'd just put pepper spray in his eyes.
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sillyjb
| 9
Cayenne pepper in the underwear!
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DrDilllonReese
| 12
I do that when I go on panty raids
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FreshlyCut
| 0
Dr Dillion = total fag:|. Nuff said.
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TheCylonmaster
| 3
When he's asleep, pepper spray his hand because I bet he jerks off at 1:00 a.m.
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mduffy08
| 8
Axe + lighter = good intentions?
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AznShadowWc
| 9
Pepper spray his pillow.
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kocoman500
| 2
Um no, that's A bit much??
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UrLyfSuxx
| 0
So is pepper spraying toilet paper.
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bad_chiquita
| 5
No, fart on his pillow and give him pink eye.
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fml8396
| 0
I laughed when I saw this!!
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Streeet_hayley
| 6
Clever..
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kirsty1551
| 3
not really, unless he used the toilet paper?
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Troy_K
| 7
Pretty obvious that he used it. I don't think many people will check toilet paper to see if it's pepper sprayed lol.
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malignantmegan
| 3
I'm going to now
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
| 8
I'd love to hear how that turned out.
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FUUUandyourmom
| 16
Dear Lord. I'm cringing just thinking about that.
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Georgieeporgiee
| 9
Ouch...
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saIty
| 17
Watch out for fire coming out of your butt after you let one rip.
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JenDanielle917
| 13
Or a fireball that shoots out of OP's mouth. Wait, that'd be pretty badass.
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rkmepm
| 16
I see what u did thar 74
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hockey199813
| 5
Did you put salt on his pillow
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raphanne_fml
| 33
Nope, in his cup of coffee!
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tannerparker16
| 0
I'm not sure how salting his pillow would do anything, unless u plan on wiping ur ass with the pillow
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brunogtz
| 4
"YOUR ASS, GODDAMIT!"
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JenDanielle917
| 13
Can't imagine how bad that would hurt, especially if OP is a girl.
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vipirius
| 18
why would op's gender make any difference?
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Brandonbhp
| 6
a girl could use the toilet paper to wipe her vagina....thats why there is a difference in genders -_-
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GabbyCharityM
| 0
105 - I hope if you're a female that you know you have to wipe down there..
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raphanne_fml
| 33
*shudders if she doesn't*
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kdhm2b
| 0
stupid text 101: 1=L 3=E. Hence Ca13b = Caleb. How many female "Caleb"s do you know?
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ArcadePie
| 10
Seven
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lifeisaterriblem
| 6
Bet that felt really good.... Sorry OP