I think I'll try that sometime

I guess OP isn't in to that kinda stuff :/

Oh holy mother of God... I remember when I had tear gas training in the navy.... FUCK THAT. OP's butthole must have been swollen and sore forever.

#33 or maybe it was her vagina o.O or both...

Nice brother...

33- OP is a guy.

oh man....that sucks....that's gotta be worse than getting Bengay on your privates

His username is Ca13b. I don't know about you, but I don't know too many girls named Caleb.

Damn, I meant to say that to 37.

I'll lick that pepper spray off.

What an ass wipe.

#78 Guess your name is pedo bear with good reason..

well at least your protected from any surprise butt sex in the mean time- this could have been a blessing in disguise

Atleast he didnt put it on your tampons? ( or condoms if not a girl )

33- did you use calculus and lasers to determine how much gas you were exposed to?

OP, replace the contents of his lube with muscle cream. That'll teach him.

33 - I remember my CBRN retraining (might be called something different now) when I was in the navy. I had LASIK eye surgery a couple of months prior and let me tell you, unimaginable pain. I had gotten pink eye on both eyes and was healing slowly. We had to walk into the gas chamber about 5 metres without blinking before we were allowed to don our gas masks. I got about half a metre inside before I screamed in pain and covered my eyes. They grabbed me and pulled me outside and poured a bucket of water on my face. My face was burnt from the gas, likely from my tears since it burns moist areas. I can't even describe how painful it was. Then, they made me go back in. I finished this time thanks to the layer of water on my face. I had undergone this training before the surgery and never had an issue. :'(

ouch

I'd just put pepper spray in his eyes.

Cayenne pepper in the underwear!

I do that when I go on panty raids

Dr Dillion = total fag:|. Nuff said.

When he's asleep, pepper spray his hand because I bet he jerks off at 1:00 a.m.

Axe + lighter = good intentions?

Um no, that's A bit much??

So is pepper spraying toilet paper.

No, fart on his pillow and give him pink eye.

I laughed when I saw this!!

not really, unless he used the toilet paper?

Pretty obvious that he used it. I don't think many people will check toilet paper to see if it's pepper sprayed lol.

I'm going to now

I'd love to hear how that turned out.

Ouch...

Or a fireball that shoots out of OP's mouth. Wait, that'd be pretty badass.

I see what u did thar 74

Nope, in his cup of coffee!

I'm not sure how salting his pillow would do anything, unless u plan on wiping ur ass with the pillow

why would op's gender make any difference?

a girl could use the toilet paper to wipe her vagina....thats why there is a difference in genders -_-

105 - I hope if you're a female that you know you have to wipe down there..

*shudders if she doesn't*

stupid text 101: 1=L 3=E. Hence Ca13b = Caleb. How many female "Caleb"s do you know?

Seven