FML : Today, my brother met my girlfriend for the first time. Instead of making a good first impression, the first thing he did was talk about how he just took...

Today, my brother met my girlfriend for the first time. Instead of making a good first impression, the first thing he did was talk about how he just took a massive dump and didn't wipe very well, and that's why his hand smelled bad. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 23 November 2018 16:00 / United States - Cranford

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7727604 - Friday 23 November 2018 22:20

At least you don’t need to worry about him stealing her from you...

...unless she’s a certain kind of freak!

By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7718820 - Monday 5 November 2018 4:23

At least he was honest, which is an admirable trait. Shame he was also gross.

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7718820 - Monday 5 November 2018 4:23

At least he was honest, which is an admirable trait. Shame he was also gross.

By acmariner99 | 21

#7727603 - Friday 23 November 2018 22:06

What’s with all the crappy FMLs lately?

Cali | 54

#7729898 - Thursday 29 November 2018 2:08

If you want a say in what gets published you can moderate the FMLs!

By RichardPencil | 27

#7727604 - Friday 23 November 2018 22:20

At least you don’t need to worry about him stealing her from you...

...unless she’s a certain kind of freak!

By NostalgiaFreak9 | 40

#7727626 - Friday 23 November 2018 23:29

What the hell is wrong with your brother?

By melisssa87 | 30

#7727651 - Saturday 24 November 2018 0:23

I’m sorry but your brother stinks. Don’t let him in to the kitchen, or the house

By silentbabydeer | 8

#7727654 - Saturday 24 November 2018 0:34

I really hope he didn’t put his hands out right in front of her nose for her to smell how bad he stinks. Yuck!

By TumblrweedPasses | 11

#7728003 - Saturday 24 November 2018 22:28

Maybe he was just trying to embarrass you by making it look like your family's loopy??

If he ever brings someone home you know what to do

By Paul B. Gyurcsanszky | 14

#7728525 - Monday 26 November 2018 3:18

Your brother must hate you.

By Starstone Silvermoon | 3

#7728553 - Monday 26 November 2018 6:04

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