By Anonymous - 23/11/2018 16:00 - United States - Cranford

Today, my brother met my girlfriend for the first time. Instead of making a good first impression, the first thing he did was talk about how he just took a massive dump and didn't wipe very well, and that's why his hand smelled bad. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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At least you don’t need to worry about him stealing her from you... ...unless she’s a certain kind of freak!

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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At least he was honest, which is an admirable trait. Shame he was also gross.

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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At least he was honest, which is an admirable trait. Shame he was also gross.

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acmariner99 25
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What’s with all the crappy FMLs lately?

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Cali 54
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If you want a say in what gets published you can moderate the FMLs!

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RichardPencil 30
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At least you don’t need to worry about him stealing her from you... ...unless she’s a certain kind of freak!

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NostalgiaFreak9 40
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What the hell is wrong with your brother?

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silentbabydeer 10
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I really hope he didn’t put his hands out right in front of her nose for her to smell how bad he stinks. Yuck!

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TumblrweedPasses 11
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Maybe he was just trying to embarrass you by making it look like your family's loopy?? If he ever brings someone home you know what to do

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Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Your brother must hate you.

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Slim87R 7
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Is your brother 7?

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