By Anonymous - 23/11/2018 16:00 - United States - Cranford

Today, my brother met my girlfriend for the first time. Instead of making a good first impression, the first thing he did was talk about how he just took a massive dump and didn't wipe very well, and that's why his hand smelled bad. FML
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At least you don’t need to worry about him stealing her from you... ...unless she’s a certain kind of freak!

At least he was honest, which is an admirable trait. Shame he was also gross.

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At least he was honest, which is an admirable trait. Shame he was also gross.

What’s with all the crappy FMLs lately?

If you want a say in what gets published you can moderate the FMLs!

At least you don’t need to worry about him stealing her from you... ...unless she’s a certain kind of freak!

What the hell is wrong with your brother?

I really hope he didn’t put his hands out right in front of her nose for her to smell how bad he stinks. Yuck!

Maybe he was just trying to embarrass you by making it look like your family's loopy?? If he ever brings someone home you know what to do

Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Your brother must hate you.

Is your brother 7?