By Anonymous - United States - Cranford
Today, my brother met my girlfriend for the first time. Instead of making a good first impression, the first thing he did was talk about how he just took a massive dump and didn't wipe very well, and that's why his hand smelled bad. FML
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By  Paul B. Gyurcsanszky  |  14

Your brother must hate you.