By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, my brother had his hot friend over. I decided to make a move because he was staring at me and smiling all night. So I asked him which holiday was his favorite, Christmas or Easter while I batted my eyes and smiled. Thats when he said, "you have lettuce in your teeth." FML
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Is that how you define "making a move"? By asking about holiday preferance? That right there is a fail. And for the record, it's damn creepy when people batt their eyes; damn creepy.

wow. i dont know about you guys, but when i'm trying to score with a guy i ask him about his favourite holiday. they all think its so hot. xD

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Is that how you define "making a move"? By asking about holiday preferance? That right there is a fail. And for the record, it's damn creepy when people batt their eyes; damn creepy.

I concure and why were you chillin with your brother? that's a YDI right there.

Also, what if he wasn't a Christian?

Wow... That's not a very good pickup line. Has that ever worked for you??

She posted on new years eve... Christmas had just ended i assume that is the source of her conversation starter.

wow. i dont know about you guys, but when i'm trying to score with a guy i ask him about his favourite holiday. they all think its so hot. xD

I know, right? My boyfriend and I definitely wouldn't be together if Christmas hadn't been his favorite, too. Thank God I asked :)

Actually, thank Jesus :o

I mean I guess that's accurate if their favourite is Summer, Winter not so much

wow seriously? learn the mystery method seriously it will help you immensly

wow. THAT'S how you flirt? ydi.

favorite holiday?

Easter kicks the shit out of Christmas any day.