By facepalm - 18/11/2015 15:42 - United States

Today, my brother called me a clueless idiot after I told him that odometers measure distance traveled, not a person's body odor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 678
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Haha, okay, SURE. Riddle me this: what does MPH stand for if not Mustiness Per Human?

Well I wish it could be low, so you could say it's his IQ

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What did his read

These go up to 11...

ignorance is bliss.

Well I wish it could be low, so you could say it's his IQ

Clearly he doesn't do research. Show him online.

That's pretty terrible not to know that.

How would one measure body odor? What kind of scake would exist?

Mackade 18

i think theyd use a scale.

Of what kind though? Numbers, or other smells?

Does he even go to school?

PePziNL 20

Nope, he's 2CO0L4 that.

8313girl 28

Maybe he was dropped on his head. I mean who doesn't know what an odometer is for. Smh

Oh my god... Everybody nose that...

Was that a pun

Pun? You should have smelt that from a mile away

IndianaJoe0321 19

I see what you did there ...

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I can smell the stupid odor

Fart and walk out while telling him to use the odometer. It is the only way.

Haha, okay, SURE. Riddle me this: what does MPH stand for if not Mustiness Per Human?

Uh pretty sure it's monomaniacal photogenic hummus...

paravoz 30

it is a pain scale that measures from 1- 160 My Penis Hurts (mph)

Well duh, everyone knows that! /s