FML : Today, my brother called me a clueless idiot after I told him that odometers measure distance traveled, not a person's body odor. FML

Today, my brother called me a clueless idiot after I told him that odometers measure distance traveled, not a person's body odor. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By facepalm - / Wednesday 18 November 2015 15:42 / United States

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By Tripartita | 44

#6464612 - Thursday 19 November 2015 0:23

Haha, okay, SURE. Riddle me this: what does MPH stand for if not Mustiness Per Human?

By JayRod17 | 12

#6464593 - Thursday 19 November 2015 0:15

Well I wish it could be low, so you could say it's his IQ

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By jakers8424 | 18

#6464586 - Thursday 19 November 2015 0:13

What did his read

higgysaurus | 18

#6464735 - Thursday 19 November 2015 2:48

These go up to 11...

dcam13 | 19

#6464845 - Thursday 19 November 2015 6:12

ignorance is bliss.

By JayRod17 | 12

#6464593 - Thursday 19 November 2015 0:15

Well I wish it could be low, so you could say it's his IQ

By Xealkry | 18

#6464594 - Thursday 19 November 2015 0:15

Clearly he doesn't do research. Show him online.

By MELKOZAR | 27

#6464595 - Thursday 19 November 2015 0:16

That's pretty terrible not to know that.

By rachelthelime_fml | 29

#6464596 - Thursday 19 November 2015 0:16

How would one measure body odor? What kind of scake would exist?

Mackade | 18

#6464636 - Thursday 19 November 2015 0:33

i think theyd use a scale.

rachelthelime_fml | 29

#6464903 - Thursday 19 November 2015 8:59

Of what kind though? Numbers, or other smells?

By 2C0OL4SCH0OL | 17

#6464603 - Thursday 19 November 2015 0:19

Does he even go to school?

PePziNL | 20

#6464737 - Thursday 19 November 2015 2:51

Nope, he's 2CO0L4 that.

8313girl | 28

#6465166 - Thursday 19 November 2015 18:17

Maybe he was dropped on his head. I mean who doesn't know what an odometer is for. Smh

By BShek | 12

#6464604 - Thursday 19 November 2015 0:19

Oh my god... Everybody nose that...

cyrus8591 | 5

#6464679 - Thursday 19 November 2015 1:22

Was that a pun

XxDanno316xX | 27

#6464763 - Thursday 19 November 2015 3:55

Pun? You should have smelt that from a mile away

IndianaJoe0321 | 19

#6464827 - Thursday 19 November 2015 5:27

I see what you did there ...

WaTwatooie | 5

#6464910 - Thursday 19 November 2015 9:23

CN oahou lalaalla bGAGEL SANDWICH BENISSSSS :DDDDDDD

WANGO

By vikky538 | 28

#6464606 - Thursday 19 November 2015 0:21

I can smell the stupid odor

By SecundusSecunda | 27

#6464608 - Thursday 19 November 2015 0:22

Fart and walk out while telling him to use the odometer.
It is the only way.

By Tripartita | 44

#6464612 - Thursday 19 November 2015 0:23

Haha, okay, SURE. Riddle me this: what does MPH stand for if not Mustiness Per Human?

WinterChild | 20

#6464784 - Thursday 19 November 2015 4:30

Uh pretty sure it's monomaniacal photogenic hummus...

paravoz | 30

#6464892 - Thursday 19 November 2015 8:09

it is a pain scale that measures from 1- 160 My Penis Hurts (mph)

ladycryptic | 19

#6464922 - Thursday 19 November 2015 10:10

Well duh, everyone knows that! /s

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