By facepalm - 18/11/2015 15:42 - United States

Today, my brother called me a clueless idiot after I told him that odometers measure distance traveled, not a person's body odor. FML
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Tripartita 44
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Haha, okay, SURE. Riddle me this: what does MPH stand for if not Mustiness Per Human?

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JayRod17 12
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Well I wish it could be low, so you could say it's his IQ

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jakers8424 18
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What did his read

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higgysaurus 18
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These go up to 11...

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dcam13 19
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ignorance is bliss.

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JayRod17 12
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Well I wish it could be low, so you could say it's his IQ

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Xealkry 18
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Clearly he doesn't do research. Show him online.

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MELKOZAR 27
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That's pretty terrible not to know that.

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rachelthelime_fml 29
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How would one measure body odor? What kind of scake would exist?

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Mackade 18

i think theyd use a scale.

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rachelthelime_fml 29
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Of what kind though? Numbers, or other smells?

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2C0OL4SCH0OL 17
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Does he even go to school?

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PePziNL 20

Nope, he's 2CO0L4 that.

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8313girl 28

Maybe he was dropped on his head. I mean who doesn't know what an odometer is for. Smh

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BShek 12
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Oh my god... Everybody nose that...

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cyrus8591 5
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Was that a pun

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XxDanno316xX 27
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Pun? You should have smelt that from a mile away

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IndianaJoe0321 19

I see what you did there ...

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WaTwatooie 5
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CN oahou lalaalla bGAGEL SANDWICH BENISSSSS :DDDDDDD WANGO

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vikky538 28
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I can smell the stupid odor

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SecundusSecunda 27
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Fart and walk out while telling him to use the odometer. It is the only way.

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Tripartita 44
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Haha, okay, SURE. Riddle me this: what does MPH stand for if not Mustiness Per Human?

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WinterChild 20
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Uh pretty sure it's monomaniacal photogenic hummus...

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paravoz 30

it is a pain scale that measures from 1- 160 My Penis Hurts (mph)

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ladycryptic 19
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Well duh, everyone knows that! /s

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