Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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Vaginas. They're grrrrreat!
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desoto96
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Cookie Monster would be proud.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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Vaginas. They're grrrrreat!
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boating_guy
| 33
Dear God, I might never think of Frosted Flakes the same way again....
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FlyingPie
| 17
I generally don't like to think of flakes in combination with the genital area..
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
At least he wasn't going slurpslurpslurpslurp. That sound would gross me out so much more than nomnomnom. I'm more of a fan of "kywaaa" cuz I imagine karate chopping the the evil "Chuck Norris" with my tongue. Lol.
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mfischer
| 17
As long as she doesn't snap, crackle, or pop when she gets wet.
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Inheritance
| 10
Pacman would be proud!
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negb
| 30
My boyfriend jokes about doing this...
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Oohyeahh
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@69...HAHA the irony in your comment number and the post.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Anyone else actually read it in the tigers voice? Or was I the only one???
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myusername23
| 17
It's Cookie Monster that makes that sound
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sens3sfailing
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93-he meant in reference to #1
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desoto96
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Cookie Monster would be proud.
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lordkazuma
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Lmfao
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mfischer
| 17
V is for Vagina, that's good enough for me...
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Feared
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Should have been "P is for pussy" because cookie is 2 syllables.
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mfischer
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Forgive me, I've been reading the V for Vendetta comics. My mind is on the letter V.
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blazemand97
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Omnomnomnom
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BlowinChronic
| 18
That was enlightening. Ever considered writing a book?
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Pleonasm
| 34
I believe that was the blurb right there.
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ConfederateSlave
| 2
Why does this have so many negative comments?
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woainishamu
| 21
He was quite hungry.
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Pleonasm
| 34
Eating out; he's doing it right.
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timjones
| 8
Okay I have to ask. Is that a noodle sticking from your mouth? That's what I've always thought it was. What is it?
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Helloilike_lacro
| 8
He's holding up a fake mustache genius. It is the stick from it.
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hotPinklipstick
| 24
It's a mustache on a stick. It's so people who want to participate in no shave November, but can't due to lack of facial hair, can actually partake in the activities.
Edit: 84 beat me to it. Also I'm sure that's not the true reason behind it, but it sounded good in my sleep deprived head.
Edit: 84 beat me to it. Also I'm sure that's not the true reason behind it, but it sounded good in my sleep deprived head.
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Pleonasm
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Picture was taken in July, sorry ;) maybe one day I'll post my real stache.
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FYLinAmajorWay
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I guess it's better than, "Wakawakawakawakawaka"...Eat all the ghosts! Now eat the cherry for bonus points!!
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mfischer
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Now it's time for the power balls!
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prettykitty82
| 4
I see what you did thurr
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omg36
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Omggg that made me crack the fuck up
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onlychildFTW
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Really? Please explained further 72.
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aruges93
| 12
Wow that would definitely kill it for me or maybe just make me laugh :)
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happle
| 21
I don't understand why that would kill the mood... I'd laugh too if my boyfriend did that.
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aruges93
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Well at first I thought it would be weird then I actually thought about it and I would just laugh and tell him to get back to it lol
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paigeatsflesh
| 11
I agree! I would have laughed my ass off.
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Isoldael
| 27
Ahhh... The tangled webs we weave...
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Ally156
| 5
You say snake's are adorable???? They scare the hell out of me!
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Isoldael
| 27
As for this comment, it's a League of Legends reference - I can imagine the bf saying this next ^^
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wildsweetchild
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You OP don't have a good sense of humor! I would laugh my ass off and pay him back with something funny and nice as well !
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perdix
| 29
He was probably having a PTSD flashback of his time in 'Nam. It reminded him of the steamy jungle with untold danger lurking ahead.
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Pleonasm
| 34
If he starts saying "fire in the hole," you get outta there.
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Ally156
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What's a PTSD?
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Lucia_Malpense
| 14
Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder