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Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

By thornrose22 - / Sunday 1 November 2009 00:22 / United States
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By  perdix  |  29

Guys need to admit they need some guidance when we are down there. We just basically have a hot dog, and if you've ever had a popsicle, you've had sufficient training in fellatio. (Lots of girls don't have a clue what to do with the balls.) You women have this labyrinth of lips and folds and nubbins and slots, and we have no idea when to begin! Even harder if it's covered in hair. So, if a sneeze is better than his technique, YDI for not telling him what you want! He ain't down there for his own enjoyment and would be rightfully pissed if he found out his efforts were for naught.

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By  perdix  |  29

Guys need to admit they need some guidance when we are down there. We just basically have a hot dog, and if you've ever had a popsicle, you've had sufficient training in fellatio. (Lots of girls don't have a clue what to do with the balls.) You women have this labyrinth of lips and folds and nubbins and slots, and we have no idea when to begin! Even harder if it's covered in hair. So, if a sneeze is better than his technique, YDI for not telling him what you want! He ain't down there for his own enjoyment and would be rightfully pissed if he found out his efforts were for naught.

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  perdix  |  29

I'd like to see more guys chime in on the subject. I think I have only one guy who said he liked eating pussy for it's own sake. Most guys do it to make their women happy and in exchange for favors they really like. I've been with several girls who required that I eat them before they'd blow me. I'd like to hear other guys' thoughts on the topic.

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  omghehehe  |  0

oh nooo! :D no biting! no wonder a sneeze felt better. u should "unintentionally" bite him on his penis and see if he likes that (not hard tho) im sure he will stop that. the other thing is, try redirecting him gently and go on about it ;) when it feels good. positive reinforcement works. if all else fails and u need that for ur only orgasm, since most women don't have and orgasm during sex (which is sad when i heard that), get a vibrator! :):):) its great too!!!

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  omghehehe  |  0

i never met a guy who didnt like to eat pussy. hahahha...i had one bf who would go off :D after awhile i had to redirect him to the main course :)!!!

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  bethiebebe  |  0

every time a guy goes for down there I always stop them and reassure them they don't need to. I mean it's nice but I always feel bad because eating someone out is definitely something I wouldn't want to do. I'd rather just suck the guy off, haha. I'm just too unsure of whether it's something the guy likes to do and I wouldn't want them to do something they don't want to, that's no fun.

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  valmont_fml  |  0

I'm inclined to agree. For whatever reason, guys seem afraid to ask what feels good, and girls seem afraid to say what feels good. Communication is a good way to go.

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