Today, my boyfriend was leaving for work. From the other room I heard him call out, "see you soon beautiful." Touched, I went to give him a parting kiss. He stopped me and said, "I was talking to the cat." FML
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ALittleBitCrazy
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Auch, he must love his cat. :p
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caligal14
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Aww that sucks. Did he at least try to be nice about it and say something to you after?
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ALittleBitCrazy
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Auch, he must love his cat. :p
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crumblemumble
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he loves pussayyy :)
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The_Chuck_Norris
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he chose the real pussy
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I_ate_pikachu
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I like how you spelled ouch. xD
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AFewScrewsLoose
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Pussycat, pussycat, where are you, i loovee youu. :] (8)
and wowzer, you ranked lower than a liddle kitty. congrats ^.^
and wowzer, you ranked lower than a liddle kitty. congrats ^.^
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dmj96
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ya kitties!!!
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weewee1
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let's see the cat make him a sandwich
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caligal14
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Aww that sucks. Did he at least try to be nice about it and say something to you after?
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StuckZ
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Sucks! Anyway, he should call you beautiful more often really, not just to kitty.
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LOL_FYL
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where do you live here? i live in vancouver. oh, you should dump his ass btw
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trickiestboss
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you sound thirsty as fuck
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KnightmaerExodus
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*pushes the so what button*
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genius_man16
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*pushes it again*
and also, why is he your boyfriend? He sounds like a total ass. I mean, he can joke about 'talking to the cat' but refusing a kiss? that's a little much. unless he's just not a physical guy, then i suppose you should be used to it
and also, why is he your boyfriend? He sounds like a total ass. I mean, he can joke about 'talking to the cat' but refusing a kiss? that's a little much. unless he's just not a physical guy, then i suppose you should be used to it
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marz88
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*Pushes it one more time*. Why can no one on FML take a joke? Ok maybe he should have kissed her but really some of the stuff on here would make me laugh my ass off and appreciate the fact that I have a witty/funny gf.
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Rasputia
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*Pushes it so hard it breaks*
NOW NO ONE CAN PUSH IT!
NOW NO ONE CAN PUSH IT!
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fudrick
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I'm getting tired of "Today, I can't take a joke. FML"
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john_bell
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How could you think he was talking to you. You! HA
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shootingstar8D
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Ewww what a weirdo
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xxorganizedmess
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He was kidding, most likely.
Otherwise he's a jerk.
Otherwise he's a jerk.
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kukopia
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Hope its a female cat.
I hope you give them plenty of time to be happy together, like the rest of their lives.
I hope you give them plenty of time to be happy together, like the rest of their lives.