Auch, he must love his cat. :p

he loves pussayyy :)

he chose the real pussy

I like how you spelled ouch. xD

Pussycat, pussycat, where are you, i loovee youu. :] (8)
and wowzer, you ranked lower than a liddle kitty. congrats ^.^

ya kitties!!!

let's see the cat make him a sandwich

Aww that sucks. Did he at least try to be nice about it and say something to you after?

Sucks! Anyway, he should call you beautiful more often really, not just to kitty.

where do you live here? i live in vancouver. oh, you should dump his ass btw

you sound thirsty as fuck

*pushes the so what button*

*pushes it again*

and also, why is he your boyfriend? He sounds like a total ass. I mean, he can joke about 'talking to the cat' but refusing a kiss? that's a little much. unless he's just not a physical guy, then i suppose you should be used to it

*Pushes it one more time*. Why can no one on FML take a joke? Ok maybe he should have kissed her but really some of the stuff on here would make me laugh my ass off and appreciate the fact that I have a witty/funny gf.

*Pushes it so hard it breaks*

NOW NO ONE CAN PUSH IT!

I'm getting tired of "Today, I can't take a joke. FML"

How could you think he was talking to you. You! HA

Ewww what a weirdo

He was kidding, most likely.
Otherwise he's a jerk.

Hope its a female cat.
I hope you give them plenty of time to be happy together, like the rest of their lives.