FML : Today, my boyfriend was going to propose. Since he was really nervous, he decided to have a couple of drinks to loosen up. He ended up throwing up and...

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Today, my boyfriend was going to propose. Since he was really nervous, he decided to have a couple of drinks to loosen up. He ended up throwing up and passing out before he could get down on one knee. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 26 April 2009 19:12 / United States

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By au8r3yr0ss1 | 0

#146379 - Monday 27 April 2009 2:47

how did you know he was going to propose if he didn't get around to it...

By nammz | 0

#146371 - Monday 27 April 2009 2:45

so...did you say yes or no?

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By wtfreallyin86 | 0

#146364 - Monday 27 April 2009 2:44

quit your bitching. it will happen soon......what a waste of good FML space.

YAY!!! i'M THE FIRST!!

By notthatclever | 0

#146365 - Monday 27 April 2009 2:45

um, how did she deserve this? you guys suck. and your boyfriend is a tard!

By wowfmlife | 0

#146367 - Monday 27 April 2009 2:45

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

chewyca99 | 14

#6209883 - Sunday 22 February 2015 18:24

Why?

By skullet | 0

#146368 - Monday 27 April 2009 2:45

wow that sucks... fyl.

By julia19 | 0

#146369 - Monday 27 April 2009 2:45

hahahahha sucky boyfriend...did he ever propose?

By nammz | 0

#146371 - Monday 27 April 2009 2:45

so...did you say yes or no?

By emmaleelee | 0

#146372 - Monday 27 April 2009 2:45

people on here are so mean...

Poor guy. But don't worry, he will eventually.

By JYNXX21 | 0

#146373 - Monday 27 April 2009 2:45

men today....can never get on there knees properly =]

Blatstuff | 0

#847782 - Friday 12 February 2010 9:43

#8 - from looking at your pic I can clearly see why no man has ever gotten on THEIR knees for you...

MY EYES!!! They burn!! Poor girl, lol.

FreakingFYou | 13

#2110358 - Tuesday 22 February 2011 8:03

112 Nice. made me laugh so hard.

By EffinWhosLife | 0

#146378 - Monday 27 April 2009 2:47

When he recovers... he'll be your fiance.
Imagine telling this to your kids!

Whoever is #9 is sexy.

By au8r3yr0ss1 | 0

#146379 - Monday 27 April 2009 2:47

how did you know he was going to propose if he didn't get around to it...

Pacers13 | 11

#6366523 - Thursday 30 July 2015 18:22

Because he told her about it, you dumb fuck

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