By Anonymous - 30/08/2014 23:11 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend was entertaining himself by shoving tampons up his nose and seeing how far across the bed he could blow them. This man is the father of my son. FML
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Palindromesque 21
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What's his longest distance? I think there's a Guinness World Record for that.

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namine120409 42
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If you punch him in the face, those tampons in his nose would become much more useful.

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Palindromesque 21
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What's his longest distance? I think there's a Guinness World Record for that.

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mylyfesuksDB 9
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And you know because?

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nellbell414 13

Because there are world records for everything

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blueiceninja 13
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If there isn't, there should be.

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DogeMan 14

I need to try that lol

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namine120409 42
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If you punch him in the face, those tampons in his nose would become much more useful.

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Rinat_fml 26
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Boys will be boys.

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Melayia 14
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Why with the violence? Hes just goofing around.. no need to punch him :/

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RedPillSucks 31

I think this is one of those cases where coming out of a daze while reassessing your life's choices might cause you to strike out

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Draikon 6
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And then you OP might need some herself seeing as the guy is completely entitled to hit back and pacify her in self defense :)

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Jared900DUmpling 30
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He's definitely a keeper.

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jillyanzen 19
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I think your son will love him though =)

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Cass_x 22
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That's actually kinda cute if you ask me.. A playful man will make a great father I think (: also, be glad he didn't entertain himself by going out and finding someone else or idk.. Not really a fml imo

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phoenix1977 8

You should throw a cup of water at him and laugh

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thesnowleopard 3
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Calm down, Satan.

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ostfaiz 18

How Tampon-tating!

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princesspeachxox 18
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I think you should reconsider posting another "pun"

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spatula232 25
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I feel like an idiot because I still don't understand

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abraybro 27

Should've said 'tampting' instead, dude.

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abraybro 27

Or nothing at all for that matter.

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Rinat_fml 26
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Go make a cake out of rainbows or something, people.

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Godsofdracos 15
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I would but they disappear whenever I get close :(

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worldclassrager 39
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Don't crush a mans hobby...just make sure he buys more when they are needed

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PerditaDessa 38

I'm sure he'll entertain your son and have pranks that will be the bane of his existence during his teenage years. What annoys you now will keep your boy embarrassed and in line later.

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Gittoh 21
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a fun dad is the best dad :D

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