By Anonymous - 30/08/2014 23:11 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend was entertaining himself by shoving tampons up his nose and seeing how far across the bed he could blow them. This man is the father of my son. FML
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What's his longest distance? I think there's a Guinness World Record for that.

If you punch him in the face, those tampons in his nose would become much more useful.

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What's his longest distance? I think there's a Guinness World Record for that.

And you know because?

Because there are world records for everything

If there isn't, there should be.

I need to try that lol

If you punch him in the face, those tampons in his nose would become much more useful.

Boys will be boys.

Why with the violence? Hes just goofing around.. no need to punch him :/

I think this is one of those cases where coming out of a daze while reassessing your life's choices might cause you to strike out

And then you OP might need some herself seeing as the guy is completely entitled to hit back and pacify her in self defense :)

He's definitely a keeper.

I think your son will love him though =)

That's actually kinda cute if you ask me.. A playful man will make a great father I think (: also, be glad he didn't entertain himself by going out and finding someone else or idk.. Not really a fml imo

You should throw a cup of water at him and laugh

Calm down, Satan.

How Tampon-tating!

I think you should reconsider posting another "pun"

I feel like an idiot because I still don't understand

Should've said 'tampting' instead, dude.

Or nothing at all for that matter.

Go make a cake out of rainbows or something, people.

I would but they disappear whenever I get close :(

Don't crush a mans hobby...just make sure he buys more when they are needed

I'm sure he'll entertain your son and have pranks that will be the bane of his existence during his teenage years. What annoys you now will keep your boy embarrassed and in line later.

a fun dad is the best dad :D