FML : Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me a magic trick. He filled a bowl with wine, pushed it on top of the ceiling using a broom stick, and held it up there....

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Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me a magic trick. He filled a bowl with wine, pushed it on top of the ceiling using a broom stick, and held it up there. He told me to hold it and left. Taking my hands off the broomstick would cause the bowl to fall on my expensive new suit. Eventually, it did. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 15 November 2010 15:57 / United States

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By RedPillSucks | 31

#1706000 - Monday 15 November 2010 19:27

How did you not see this coming?
Tell your boyfriend about this new trick.
Have him bend over, then shove the same wine dripped broomstick up his ass.

By untoward | 0

#1705965 - Monday 15 November 2010 19:20

YDI for not seeing that "trick" on tv before

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By verylongschlong | 0

#1705933 - Monday 15 November 2010 19:11

pwned so bad it hurts

SkyEatsJack | 4

#1706048 - Monday 15 November 2010 19:49

Why did you not just let go and move out of the way quickly?

catatonicsleep | 17

#1706100 - Monday 15 November 2010 20:03

it won't fall straight down it will splash everywhere

GigglePony | 13

#1706234 - Monday 15 November 2010 20:40

I'd imagine you could have moved with plenty of time/breathing room left. Then again, you're American...

GooeyChickenman | 0

#1706237 - Monday 15 November 2010 20:41

Ops boyfriend is awesome

catatonicsleep | 17

#1706262 - Monday 15 November 2010 20:51

i dropped a bowl of cereal and the milk splashed a wall 2 meters away (about 6 feet) as the bowl falls it spins and splashes far around it...

MrSassypants | 31

#1706304 - Monday 15 November 2010 21:05

47 well then if it did that then OP wouldve had to haul ass out of the way.

Fail_For_Me | 3

#1706316 - Monday 15 November 2010 21:07

OP's boyfriend is a douche-bag!

KiddNYC1O | 20

#1706330 - Monday 15 November 2010 21:14

Funny... what suit was it?

XxDevilxXGt | 26

#1706335 - Monday 15 November 2010 21:20

well OP could have guided the bowl away towards a wall and then ran as it falls, can easily make it out. If of course she has good coordination

cufaoil | 11

#1706349 - Monday 15 November 2010 21:33

55, Clubs...

zp5 | 4

#1706418 - Monday 15 November 2010 21:57

FAVORITED.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1706426 - Monday 15 November 2010 22:00

YDI for wearing clothes. Freak!

rallets | 22

#1706464 - Monday 15 November 2010 22:18

i thought it said he wanted to show you a "magic stick" lmao

and yea, what kinda weirdo wears clothes

willou35_fml | 13

#1706543 - Monday 15 November 2010 22:47

hehe

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1706769 - Monday 15 November 2010 23:52

the old bowl of wine held by a broom on the ceiling trick never fails

jackirose | 0

#1706810 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:04

are you a dude or a chick?

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1706848 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:13

I believe the correct term us dude or dudette

crazycornn | 0

#1706882 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:33

55 is a winner xDDD

sexybeastsexybea | 0

#1706956 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:53

you shouldn't have grabbed his stick in the first place!!!! hahaha his stick spilled all over your suit.

belouie | 2

#1706976 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 1:00

wow that's lame I'm sorry

jewban | 3

#1707125 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 1:18

well thats a waste of wine

jwbbabe | 9

#1707370 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 2:04

why do you have a suit ?

OrginalOwen | 0

#1707654 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 3:12

Shoulda grabbed a towel and cover yourself and try to catch it.

fatman217 | 0

#1707808 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 4:02

134 how would she get a towel if she's holding a bowl of wine on a stick

op you should have just got out of the way plain an simple

cheeseonmyburrit | 0

#1708434 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 7:11

you move your hands up the broomstick as high as possible then drop and catch if u boss

sukatlife | 0

#1708456 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 7:20

haha I did this to my sister but it was a bowl of water

McBurgar | 0

#1710644 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 15:15

Yes, because most of America is populated by nudists, right?

TheOriginalKyrs | 0

#1713019 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 8:56

I saw this on YouTube. sad but funny.

NotDeadYetDammit | 0

#1724652 - Friday 19 November 2010 22:34

Srsly? what was the titel? I want to see it ;P

By towboater198425 | 6

#1705943 - Monday 15 November 2010 19:13

sucks to be you stupid slut

whoisthisgirl | 4

#1708478 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 7:27

I seen this prank on raywilliamjohnson

Kaiden2554 | 0

#1708575 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 7:58

youtube don't say raywilliamjohnson cuz half the people don't know him

H3ALTHFR3AK | 0

#1709301 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 10:51

couldn't she have undressed while holding the bowl up then let it pour all over her naked body in a seductive way. could've been a nice story to tell the bf before dumping him

By Brittneyyyy | 7

#1705947 - Monday 15 November 2010 19:14

You shouldn't have let go >:(

lAdykrUElz | 0

#1713225 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 9:46

I think the dumb Op thought that the magic part was that it wont fall!lmao #FAIL

kool_girl_123 | 9

#5503438 - Thursday 23 May 2013 12:52

When she said that she was in a new suit it could of been for a job interview

By Colin466 | 0

#1705949 - Monday 15 November 2010 19:16

How the f$$$ is that a magic trick? sounds like he is just an asshole!

JoshTheMaggot | 8

#1705993 - Monday 15 November 2010 19:26

It's a prank. you tell people it's a trick buy really it's a pranks..

crazymase | 9

#2118133 - Thursday 24 February 2011 14:39

this^^

MissNicky_fml | 0

#4485217 - Saturday 26 May 2012 19:55

Exactly

ButlerOfChaos | 7

#5434335 - Thursday 4 April 2013 8:08

Obviously you understand nothing about sarcasm. Has the Internet taught you nothing?

By PSQ91 | 6

#1705962 - Monday 15 November 2010 19:19

Haha you got owned :)

fatman217 | 0

#1707816 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 4:05

so did your mom last nite

travisrocker | 0

#1708169 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 5:54

that's just sad

By untoward | 0

#1705965 - Monday 15 November 2010 19:20

YDI for not seeing that "trick" on tv before

By ydi_4_suking | 20

#1705970 - Monday 15 November 2010 19:21

It's a prank where you say it's a magic trick and you walk away leaving the idiot holding it up

Tikwichka | 5

#1706378 - Monday 15 November 2010 21:46

Stating the obvious?

HamsteronA | 0

#1706386 - Monday 15 November 2010 21:49

Thanks for that one, captain obvious.

jweezy89 | 4

#1706887 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:36

he was responding to some other idiot that asked how that's a joke. .

fatman217 | 0

#1707823 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 4:08

apparently there's alot of fudging idiots on dml

blackberry8462 | 0

#1707953 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 4:46

at least we don't make typos...

By Syrael | 0

#1705972 - Monday 15 November 2010 19:21

I cant believe ppl are still falling for that one xD

you_failed | 15

#1706131 - Monday 15 November 2010 20:15

Agreed! It's one of the oldest pranks out there! xD

By max_wilder | 9

#1705985 - Monday 15 November 2010 19:24

haha you have been had.
I wonder how long you held it there?

By mrahhhhh | 17

#1705988 - Monday 15 November 2010 19:24

Congratulations, OP. A new suit with wine all over it... you're just like one of those rich upper class businesswomen! You'll get that promotion now for sure!