By Anonymous - 5/8/2015 17:35 - United States - Keuka Park
Today, my boyfriend tried to claim it was my fault that he cheated on me, all because I "deprived" him of sex for two weeks last month when I went on a family vacation. If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own cock. FML
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  musoboy  |  22

@55 in other words, if he can suck his own cock, then he wouldn't need her to suck it for him, thus rendering her useless. I believe that's what #8 was getting at whilst being extremely short-sighted.