By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 17:35 - United States - Keuka Park

Today, my boyfriend tried to claim it was my fault that he cheated on me, all because I "deprived" him of sex for two weeks last month when I went on a family vacation. If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own cock. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 276
You deserved it 2 538

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It's ridiculous the rationality people come up with for cheating on people.

Well, I guess he can just backwards roll right out of your life, then.

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It's ridiculous the rationality people come up with for cheating on people.

she should cock block him now

Cock sucker he is ?. Not a very good boyfriend.

Those are rationales, not rationality. Pretty much the exact opposite.

it is even more ridiculous when people buy into these lame ass excuses. I hope that his sorry ass got dumped.

You really should break up with cheaters. Do yourself a favor OP.

Well, I guess he can just backwards roll right out of your life, then.

Or back handspring, it's faster.

Well it's probably for the best, he seems like an ass.

Do yourself a solid and break up with him. You deserve a rational partner

Wow that really sucks. It's dick move on his part.

Deprive him of sex indefinitely...in what is commonly referred to as "breaking up with someone"

Then he would dump you

Please explain your train of thought on your comment!!

@55 in other words, if he can suck his own cock, then he wouldn't need her to suck it for him, thus rendering her useless. I believe that's what #8 was getting at whilst being extremely short-sighted.

I hope he has to suck his own cock now OP, you should leave him.

You mean ex boyfriend, right?

...and there it is folks.

There it is, the most god damned cliché thing I've read all day.

One of the few FML posts where this is acceptable.