Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
Your vagina wouldn't need to be grippy if his dick was big enough. Fuck him.
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mylonius
| 19
Was he expecting a hand to appear down there?
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mylonius
| 19
Was he expecting a hand to appear down there?
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joeyl1990
| 28
I can't unimagine this.
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Arkham_Callabero
| 15
That'd be so terrifying
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MummyRavyne
| 14
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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PainInTheAsss
| 16
Cliche white mother of 5
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StormfrontX33_fml
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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XxPojoxX
| 17
She was trying but it kept slipping out
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iamdman
| 22
she tried...it wasn't "grippy enough"
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vandj8
| 9
Well....technically the fucking him part was what was the issue in the first place...
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faifai_fml
| 21
or... you know... don't.
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TheAspieDork
| 27
Better yet, don't
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ElectroThunder28
| 16
Yeah, that's not how that works.
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UpUpUpUrs
| 6
You don't see the problem with "fuck him"? That's exactly what he is complaining about in the first place, that she can't.
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olenji
| 3
Yeah, fck him, figuratively..
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cat_dog
| 10
she does
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Bloodmorphed
| 7
pft thathas nothing to do with it. i have a micro peen and have no problems keeping it in.
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sukotsu
| 4
That's because you can't get it in there in the first place champ.
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Driving_Gaming
| 22
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mmmbopa
| 4
I know this is not mature of me, but he did complain about her vagina first. Why can he do it be she can't?
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cowduck7
| 11
Says the stupid short Mexican kid
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Camry_Girl420
| 18
Her vagina is too big? Thats just dumb. They say a womans vagina isn't the same after a baby but im just as toght now as i was before i pushed 3 kids out of my vagina. He needs to quit his complaining like a cry baby and do something about his small dick since he can't f**k his girlfriend and not have it slip out.
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BrotherPhil
| 32
Why not - it's more fun.
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MattRHayden
| 4
I totally agree here, my wife has pushed out two 9lb babies, she didn't take the extra stitch when they sewed her back up and I swear to God she's tighter than before we had kids.
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justinb97
| 16
I think that's what she was trying to do
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almost_there44
| 26
Tell your boyfriend that he has a very small dick after he slips out for the fourth time.
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brenton490
| 19
Did you tell him " Better hope the couch is grippy cause your sleeping on it".
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Driving_Gaming
| 22
did anyone ever tell you your grammar sucks?
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BrotherPhil
| 32
What does she suck, eggs or lemons? May you could teach her how to do it.
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wanted_2_want
| 40
Probably he is used to some other types of vaginas? The ones that exist only in his head
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77chris11
| 5
in his hand*
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devilgotmywoman
| 6
*made of silicone.
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Katrinnaw
| 19
Its not you it's due to the... ahem size of his legacy.
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fireblazes
| 9
Maybe his micropenis is the problem
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9a_z1
| 11
What does he expect you to do about it? Shove some velcro up there next time?
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askullnamedbilly
| 33
...Was he expecting your vagina to be ribbed for his pleasure or something?