By Jordan - 08/04/2012 10:37 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 335
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deLongenator 4

Then kick him hard!

Kick hard. Tell him "we want to be sure, right?"


deLongenator 4

Then kick him hard!

If he's that stupid he doesn't deserve to reproduce anyways

It is true tho. If you get kicked or hit hard enough you lose the ability to have kids.

Classlfied 4

When I get kicked hard I lose the ability to do pretty much anything

If you kick him hard enough it can be a proven castration method.

Well yes it does lower sperm count... But I think your BF needs to stop watching Jackass..

i agree with 17. morover he deserves to be kicked in the nuts for being gullible!

smart guy you got there. lol. jk

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

WOW, 53, good thing you added "lol. jk" at the end of that statement or I totally would have thought you were being serious!

QueenQuay77 10

Well in that case I would put on some steel toe boots and kick him as hard as I can, then break up with him because he's and idiot and find someone with a good head on their shoulders and that want kids.

JustDerpin 11

amen, sister! ^

Im thinking ops boyfriend is that fuckhead from Mt Druitt, NSW who got 7 girls knocked up after telling them he could never reproduce because he was a bmx rider... Hmmm guess he got it wrong....

POW, right in the kisser!

63 I don't think that story is about the guy... I think it's worse that the girls fell for it.

65- when they ran the story on the tele. Majority of the focus was on this kid and how he tricked these girls into thinking he was sterile. Its sad that they did fall for it. The thought of Children having children because of people like this makes me angry. The rest of their childhood taken away by that scumbag

You could win a Darwin award for kicking him in the nuts really hard! Haha.

Couldn't google it, and I'm uninformed about this. Those were children that got knocked up? My thought of children is 13 and under.. I don't know the story so I'm just going by a few comments.

twisted_cherub 14

Legally, "children" qualifies as anyone under the age of consent, which is 17 in most states in the U.S. and varies in other countries. I think of a child as anyone not mature enough to take care of themselves, which is most people in the world. Those people shouldn't procreate. If you can't get out of mommy's house, or have to have a roommate/boyfriend help with bills, or can't afford a car and bum rides everywhere, or have to beg grandma for grocery money, or have to have government assistance; you shouldn't have kids. People need to learn to support their own needs before stupidly bringing a life completely dependent on them into the world.

jtsyanks 2

tom delonge for life

RocketNinjaFish 12

Why don't you test that theory and see if it works?

Why dont you test it?

No harm in trying

Test it on his head, it's scientifically proven to make you smarter.

Kick hard. Tell him "we want to be sure, right?"

Jakesterk96 8

"Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to your level and beat you with experience."- Mark Twain.

Jakesterk96 8


olpally 32

Cool story, bro, epic fail, he/she's a keeper, doesn't matter, had sex, lmao, Lolz, lulz, wincest! That's what she said, that's what he said, giggity, that's nasty, that's a shitty situation, sticky situation, wow, no shit Sherlock, you think?

^ Drugs are bad, children.

olpally 32

Sorry.. I had turrets for a moment.. Just thought I'd say all the worst puns ever... Lol... I've never touched drugs in my life actually :)

Just stop talking.

olpally 32


JustDerpin 11

well then he is correct.

He is correct, if they take enough damage but I'm thinking he got that off of sport science.

maybe if you use a combat boot and hit full force

4- Your name fits your own comment and the FML perfectly.

4- that didn't work on my father. Long story short, I was trying on steel toed boots and he did something and I kicked him in the gonads. I have three more younger siblings..

Hmm yes yes 47 it seems that this theory will only stimulate the sperm more. Maybe radiation, I know of a man named Dwight who tried to use a microwave to destroy his sperm.

120, I had to think of the mechanics of how you would do that, and they all came back painful and not something a person would even consider! Ouch >_

Do it. That guy should never reproduce.

WhyCantIDoRight 5

Damn you! Every time I read a comment by you, It's in milhouse's voice!

122 - I don't see where the problem is.

Actually, it's scientifically proven to guarantee a spot among the Youtube celebrities. I think he just got confused.

Which is in itself a method of birth-control

Why not try it out then?

You should see how long it takes to prove him wrong.

Soo... He only believes it today?

Aww the FML was changed, now my comment makes no sense :(