By datingmrpicky - 22/08/2011 03:44 - United States
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Whoa this is major... First what kind of sandwich... Pb&j won't cost you this but pastrami on rye with a little Dijon and a pickle on the side... Oh fuck no! And you didn't make him one too? You're lucky he didn't remove you off Facebook. Second the bed He sleeps there he doesn't want to roll around in the perfect sandwich of which you didn't make him one that is literally rubbing salt pepper rye and Dijon on the wound.
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haha just tell him youll clean the crumbs up with your mouth and then show him what else ypu can do with your mouth.