Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
By
Anonymous
- United States - San Francisco
"Hey, are you the guy who put a dirty sock on his sleeping girlfriend's face and took pictures?"
"No, I took pictures of her after she fell in the shower."
"Oh, nice to meet you. I asked for breakup sex after breaking up with mine."