By Anonymous - 04/07/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2 month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 542
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LuckyCharms_fml 0

That's love.

Your life is fucked because your boyfriend needed a poo when he got off a plane?


LuckyCharms_fml 0

That's love.

More like, the OP is a child who expects everything to be "romantic" like the movies. Chances are the flight was long, he didn't want to crap in the nasty bathroom. A 2 month internship is nothing. I'm regularly gone for 4-6 months and never "spin my girlfriend around" after seeing her again. OP is an idiot... YDI

#119 i agree completely

grimmelok 0

WTF you're gone sometimes for half a year? Why even be in a relationship like that unless you're married?

So the man needs to use the toilet after a plane flight. So what? Your life isn't fucked? What the hell are you talking about? I'm surprised this was even let through. 2 months is nothing! 2 months is a bloody.. A bloody holiday for me. 2 months is like a coffee break compared to stuff MOST couples go through. Get over yourself OP. I wouldn't be sarcastic saying "that's love" just because the man needing to relieve himself like, I dunno, 100% of the population.


Wow, OP, who do you think you are? Just be thankful he didn't twirl you around and drop you on your head or something. Or take a dump in his own pants. Also, why do you expect so much from him? I bet you fantasize or have fantasized about Zac Effron or Jonas Brothers. Fuck, they are gay cunts, learn what something called reality is. That also goes to all the girls out there. You will never find a perfect 100% partner if you are going to be like the OP. P.S. About Zac Effron and all that shit, you females complain about porn. Fucking wow.

Well maybe u should! ur gf would probably melt in ur flipin arms. great sex after. gosh...

wolfman2012 0

not sure if it got pointed out by someone else, but this is somewhat or totally untrue. due to airport security she can't be in the airplane loading area unless she has a ticket

BRB? what the fuck

terranada 3

well when u gotta go u gotta go

she could have been waiting in the airport and saw him get off the plane idk

100% includes you though...

That's hilarious!

theice 0

how is that a fml? he had to shit

wadevader 6

It sucks

Awe =[ that's shitty

alexm501 0

Oh, I see what you did there :)

That's some real shit right there.

"If You Blow Chunks and She Comes Back, She's Yours. If You Spew and She Bolts, Then It Was Never Meant to Be"

brrrx 0

Yeaaah Wayne's World! YDI for expecting your boyfriend to act like men in movies do. Seriously, get over it. NOT an FML.

when you gotta go then you gotta go.

Your life is fucked because your boyfriend needed a poo when he got off a plane?

I'd be just like your boyfriend, OP. Airplane bathrooms are horrifyingly disgusting and uncomfortable to use.

Chaith 16

Favourite. So good.

Would you rather he waited and did the kiss/spin thing? His bowels were under a lot of pressure, it would not have been pretty

twindaddy 0

When you gotta go you gotta go. This is not a FML.

Exactly. It might suck but OP is definitely just complaining.

seb12992 0

#10 is corr... Crap, gotta go take a shit.