By anonymous - 13/11/2015 00:00 - Netherlands

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Today, my boyfriend rather stupidly assumed that because my vagina is no longer in use after giving birth, we would automatically start having anal sex. After I loudly explained how that wasn't happening, he then had the nerve to ask for a blowjob before we'd even left the hospital. FML
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allred1997 19

Tell him he's had to use his hand before, he can use it again

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xxkrystalxx 14

She just carried his child for 9 months, and gave birth to it. HE should be taking care of her and make her happy.

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mattrd_fml 31

what's wrong with anal? don't knock til you tried it! or tell him he can do it if you can use a strap on on him first!

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shinikageWolf 15

Tell him anal sex is fine. Then strap on a big black ***** and bend him over.

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CarouselHeart 11

Looks like you kind of rushed into having a baby with this guy.

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LadyAstrid 5

this will be a conversation I have to have with my boyfriend at the end of the month. I promised I'd still give him blow jobs, just, not as often or as well as he'd like haha.

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00749200 14

**** that don't be a bitch my wife does anal after our children are born every time

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KrDizzy 16

I think this is why a lot of women eventually stop putting out after marriage and kids. It's all starting to make sense now. You guys haven't even left the hospital yet after having a baby, and that's what he's concerned about. Sad...FYL for marrying and having a kid with this douche.

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YesIamjudgingU 4

Yeah, the minute you used the terms "my boyfriend" and "after giving birth" in the same FML, I lost total interest in your story.

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zr11990 8

Maybe you should have waited and gotten to know him better before you ****** him in the first place or at least before you got knocked up. He sounds like a real douche

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cannbend 11

Maybe next time pick a smarter one to reproduce with.

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