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By DFR - United States
  Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML
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By  DreamerofWorlds  |  0

If he said it in a "haha, jk" kind of way, then you need to chill out. I get the impression that it was meant to be funny, not serious. My boyfriend would probably say something like this, and I'd just sweetly remind him that if angered, I could easily chomp down on him during said blowjobs, lol. It's all in fun.

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  mizzleshizzle  |  0

he does have a valid argument. believe me it means he really loves you and for your relationship's sake, he's communicating his needs.

ahahaha but seriously, nothing sucks more than a girl who sucks dick... at sucking dick.

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  happyhak  |  5

#34 has a point. He is just stating his needs. He probably could've done it in a more gentle way but still...Congrats to you and your boyfriend for getting married, OP!

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  seanders  |  10

34: I don't bitch even if she did badly, cause there's many men out there who would kill just for a girl to put it in her mouth in the first place;)

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  knibbsy  |  4

So what is right. If I ever get engaged, I would totally say something like this to my new fiancé. If OP got pissed off and made a big deal about it, that'd be a good hint about what marriage will be like. Bitch.

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  seanders  |  10

No I'm sorry your just a dumb bitch. I'm sure he just was joking yet hinting that she should put the same effort in thief foreplay and love making

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  seanders  |  10

Ah yes when I look now I can notice it. Glad you know I wasn't trying to troll ya. Just thought I'd focus the attention away from your chest lol jk. Besides a girls mind is more important to me looks are a perk. I'm more conceded with what's between thier eyes, no what's between thier chest or legs

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By  Cinn_fml  |  22

What's the big deal? The guy has a point, sure, you might not've liked the timing, just take it in good humour and tell him the same back if it bothers you so much.

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By  DreamerofWorlds  |  0

If he said it in a "haha, jk" kind of way, then you need to chill out. I get the impression that it was meant to be funny, not serious. My boyfriend would probably say something like this, and I'd just sweetly remind him that if angered, I could easily chomp down on him during said blowjobs, lol. It's all in fun.

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