Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML
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whowantsit
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don't get lazy
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DreamerofWorlds
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If he said it in a "haha, jk" kind of way, then you need to chill out. I get the impression that it was meant to be funny, not serious. My boyfriend would probably say something like this, and I'd just sweetly remind him that if angered, I could easily chomp down on him during said blowjobs, lol. It's all in fun.
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whowantsit
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don't get lazy
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The_grumpy_bear
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It's all the more reason to get better at it!! ;3
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Tht_one_crazyj
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I agree
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sosoinlove09
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yep and for her husband to not get lazy either
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cookiemobzta
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get lazy and get laid off
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mizzleshizzle
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he does have a valid argument. believe me it means he really loves you and for your relationship's sake, he's communicating his needs.
ahahaha but seriously, nothing sucks more than a girl who sucks dick... at sucking dick.
ahahaha but seriously, nothing sucks more than a girl who sucks dick... at sucking dick.
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happyhak
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#34 has a point. He is just stating his needs. He probably could've done it in a more gentle way but still...Congrats to you and your boyfriend for getting married, OP!
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seanders
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34: I don't bitch even if she did badly, cause there's many men out there who would kill just for a girl to put it in her mouth in the first place;)
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bricksta_op
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he is right. props to him.
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duckie227
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guy is probably joking or said it in a joking way and OP doesn't want to admit it
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EllyH
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Neither of you should get lazy ^^
congratz to you both :D
congratz to you both :D
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amberbby69
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Haha, he's right though. If you don't blow him, someone else will.
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rawrcupcakesz
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Doesn't that suck. OP start putting your mouth in work.
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PimpdaddyCJT
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well you better not get lazy
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iCJ86
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hahahahahhaha
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connorfinch
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how dare he like good bj's he must be a terrible person that will ruin your life
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sourgirl101
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I'm a stupid cuntface. ;P
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Melgros
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how is this an fml?
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frankdatank1112
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now go make him a sammich! JK, congrats
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fmlbai
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fucking hell 72 is hot.
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ryguy997
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how is this a ydi.
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wiggz1990
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he's got a point ,, and 72 wow just wow
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TaylorTotsYumm
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You just got proposed to and you're complaining about some joke your fiancé made? JEEEBUS, stop complaining and be happy.
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DamnDatFML
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Your Fiancè wins
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GinandJenkem
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I wonder how good Rawr is at giving blowjobs, that is, if she does.
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Randomassdude
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bitch don't complain and post this on fml you're the one who said yes -_-
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SilenNex
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agree 34, marrige is no excuse to slack on sex
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Sexyshmeagletron
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hotness
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lovely_asian
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hahaha don't get lazy woman!
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JoNaPatasaw
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hahaha good choice of words!!!
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mizzleshizzle
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I ponder 51's ponder as well. Can bi girls give good bjs? The biological scientist in me, coupled along with the love of recieving bjs, would love to find out.
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BangOut
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#72 is a nympho. check her profile. ask her for BJ.
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MauriceWinifred
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You know what they say, men aren't attracted to their wives after marriage. Don't worry op, he'll get tired of you soon enough (:
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USAF_RescueMike
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43 is pretty accurate i would say lol
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Fireflies94
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yeah, I totally agree
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FMLRevoluSean
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Lol so what?
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knibbsy
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So what is right. If I ever get engaged, I would totally say something like this to my new fiancé. If OP got pissed off and made a big deal about it, that'd be a good hint about what marriage will be like. Bitch.
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fxxxmylyfe
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he's an asshole. sorry girl.
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seanders
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No I'm sorry your just a dumb bitch. I'm sure he just was joking yet hinting that she should put the same effort in thief foreplay and love making
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seanders
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Thier*
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duckie227
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their* I believe you mean
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seanders
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Yes, I thank you:). Nothing like a good old double fail while accusing a peer of idiocy.
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austin_DGAF
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you're*
welcome.
welcome.
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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Ha!
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GinandJenkem
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5, This will all become clear when you wrap your lips around your first black pole.
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OMGJASMiNE
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haha prove him wrong make them better?
but he's an ass(x
but he's an ass(x
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SokDek
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nice tits #6
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OMGJASMiNE
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thankz(x ???
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AndyM18
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I agreed lol
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OMGJASMiNE
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25 agree with what?
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senik23
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I agree :)
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mizzleshizzle
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I whole chestedly agree with 11.
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OMGJASMiNE
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ohhh lol
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065239501
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I agree
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OMGJASMiNE
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okay thanks?(x
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JGood09
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here come the stalker perverts, oh nooooo
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OMGJASMiNE
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yea I know right! hellp(x
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seanders
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On a different note 6, either the angle and your hair make your neck look really long, or it is long.
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OMGJASMiNE
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it's the angle && my hair (x lol yu can tell where my sholder and neck kinda connect it's hard to explain (x but yur right it does look funny (:
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JGood09
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i got ya jasmine, we'll take on these stalkers haha
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seanders
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Ah yes when I look now I can notice it. Glad you know I wasn't trying to troll ya. Just thought I'd focus the attention away from your chest lol jk. Besides a girls mind is more important to me looks are a perk. I'm more conceded with what's between thier eyes, no what's between thier chest or legs
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OMGJASMiNE
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61 well said I give yu propz(: n 58 yes yes we will lol(:
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seanders
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TY my dear:)
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OMGJASMiNE
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yur welcome
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irockfendergirl
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54- Your neck does seem to look long, UNTIL I flipped your photo over. Then it's perfectly fine. Well anyhow, nice photo. :)
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irockfendergirl
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61- awesome comment! It's nice to know there are respectable guys out there. :) That's definitely a bonus for any girl that dates you.
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OMGJASMiNE
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thanks #127(x
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seanders
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Thanks 129:) I appreciate it. Been with my girlfriend for 5 years 7 months
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JGood09
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And you havent proposed yet? Ya better get on that
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seanders
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Once I'm done my masters my friend, it's all in good time:)
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QuagmireJr
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disagree
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BigD3452
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I wish my wife thought like you!!
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Arthurie
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This whole thread is a mess.. an uncomfortable and creepy mess..
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IKickPuppiesHard
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Sometimes it feels like most of the comments made before 2012 are completely just copy and pasted from a middle schoolers text log.
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SirSantpoort
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Bite it off.
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Ruff_fml
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lovinit5683
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Well don't get lazyy!!!
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Iceman86
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lovinit ur really pretty
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wbz_smdplz
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8 ...... u should give me. a blowjob
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Cinn_fml
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What's the big deal? The guy has a point, sure, you might not've liked the timing, just take it in good humour and tell him the same back if it bothers you so much.
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DreamerofWorlds
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If he said it in a "haha, jk" kind of way, then you need to chill out. I get the impression that it was meant to be funny, not serious. My boyfriend would probably say something like this, and I'd just sweetly remind him that if angered, I could easily chomp down on him during said blowjobs, lol. It's all in fun.
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paultheboriqua
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Don't get lazy in your blowjobs. Just go blow someone else.
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MrCalves
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it could've been worse. he could've said that the whole proposal was a joke