By misc - 13/09/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 032
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lmfao I can imagine how this convo would go... "Uhhh hey...you know what, hold on...(on italian please) you know what? I dont think we're gonna work out (oh...swiss)" haha

Well, unless he was ordering a sweet onion chicken teriyaki, I'm sure you came away the winner.

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that really sucks, this will make you feel better. http://www.ihateyounatalie.com/?id=1844477

Don't go there, he's just using you people so he can see the nude pics and videos. Don't help him unless he's willing to repost!!

Maybe you should mind your own business, bitch. YDI for being a slut. First to be sexy, bitch!

You would think a popular site would've leaked by now. No point in referring. Just sayin'. Anyway, back to the OP, if a guy's going to dump you, on the phone, at Subway, ordering a sandwich... You haven't lost anything.

there're also an ihateallie.com and an ihatekelly.com that are the same...weird

#14/25. double troll fail

fuck you, shithead. =)

"Anyway, back to the OP, if a guy's going to dump you, on the phone, at Subway, ordering a sandwich... You haven't lost anything." Truth

Second that #16 I totally agree with you. Doesn't sound like he's much of a keeper at all.

http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=4069

Did he order extra DICKHEAD DRESSING on his sandwich ?

THIS IS NOT A FML! YOUR BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH YOU, SO WHAT? IT HAPPENDS TO MANY, EVERYDAY! GET OVER IT!

fuck you, asshole.

YDI for being a whore and not putting his cockmeat sandwhich in your mouth.

...cockmeat? :X

THIS IS BECAUSE HE HAD TO ORDER A SANDWICH INSTEAD OF YOU MAKING HIM ONE.

damn.. ^^ got to it a year before me almost.. oh well. like I was planning on saying.. there's your problem! he had to go all the way to Subway for a sandwich when you clearly should have been in the kitchen making him one. this upset him. YDI.

Your boyfriend has class ;) lol jk

your boyfriend is a loser. haha

he doesn't deserve u if he's gonna dump u like that... #15 if u die alone don't blame it on the girl...ur priorities r wat kept u single >.>

Because he eats subway?

He is a loser. At least take comfort in the fact that the people who work at Subway hate him to. There is nothing more annoying than trying to take an order from somebody on a cell phone.

I'd be that dudes friend, Subway rocks.

I second this

Well, unless he was ordering a sweet onion chicken teriyaki, I'm sure you came away the winner.

that sandwich is pure win

why? did you not like his 5 dollar footlong?

I think footlong is a bit of an exaggeration. Maybe she's the one with the tuna melt?

omfg ur funny

Ydi for dating the kind of douchebag that doesn't get off the phone when they're ordering their food.

...That's a white-trash move >.>

You should have told him after he dumped you, "Oh well... I was seeing 2 other guys anyway :) that shrimp dick of yours was never enough to satisfy me!"

Nothing else he has is even close to a footlong, zing!