Today, my boyfriend of 6 months called me. He said his mom was making him choose between having a dog or having a girlfriend. I asked him which one he picked. He was quiet, I heard barking in the background. FML
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Nocturna_fml
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I'll assume you're both like 10.
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polico_wolf
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what kind of mother makes people choose like that?
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simplexalarms
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ogloc
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I'd take the dog too. Dogs are loyal, you never know when a relationship can go to hell.
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Bloodrush
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editing first comment for the loss...when are people gonna stop caring who is first on a comments section of a ridiculous website...there is also a reason why dogs are man's best friend....
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drewbreesdat
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lol did she just get that from a miller lite commercial?
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ken8lk
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I would probably do the same...dogs are freaking awesome
I'm attached to my dog more than anyone else (besides family)
I'm attached to my dog more than anyone else (besides family)
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WillDaBeast83
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ditto
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Nocturna_fml
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I'll assume you're both like 10.
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owlsong
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that is so funny but so awful
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sarcdude
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nice play-on words there.
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donkey_hang_down
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1) Agree
2) Agree
3) Agree
#3 is the only one who doesnt have a choice in being a bitch.
2) Agree
3) Agree
#3 is the only one who doesnt have a choice in being a bitch.
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mopho
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LOL WIN
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polico_wolf
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what kind of mother makes people choose like that?
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No_Heart
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what a coincidence, I have one dog and two girlfriends.
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rockmyworld
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FTW!
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incidnia
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Op didn't give a lot of information, did her boyfriend already have the dog before they were together ? Or did his mom say he could have a dog if he dumped her ? If he already had the dog, I totally understand and would have done the same. If it's the later, that just sucks and he wasn't worth it anyways..
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polico_wolf
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what kind of mother makes people choose like that?
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No_Heart
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Because he loves his dog?
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drayloon
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You may only have one bitch.
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Titans_Matt
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You wouldn't want him anyways honey, it sounds as though he is gay. ;)
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LissaMccracken
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...how?
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chicken_lover
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haha that's kind of funny.
agreed with 2.
that sucks for you, but dogs are awesome. dogs love their owners forever no matter what. you only get that with one person, usually. so his mom made him choose which means you two are young and his mom dislikes you. so you have plenty of time to find someone that you can buy a dog with. :)
unless you don't like or are allergic to dogs. haha
agreed with 2.
that sucks for you, but dogs are awesome. dogs love their owners forever no matter what. you only get that with one person, usually. so his mom made him choose which means you two are young and his mom dislikes you. so you have plenty of time to find someone that you can buy a dog with. :)
unless you don't like or are allergic to dogs. haha
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alphaxzero
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ydi for dating a guy who lets his mom tell him to choose between a dog and a girl
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FMLjudge007
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this sounds a lot like an FML a couple of weeks ago except it was the girl who broke up with the guy and the dog was ugly
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No_Heart
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How the fuck is loving a dog more then your girlfriend shallow, enless he only chose the dog because it has bigger tits.
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WillDaBeast83
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64, I agree
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No_fyl_cuz_ydi
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you must be in middle school which means you were going to break up before Christmas anyway so it really doesn't matter
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MikeStern
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If his mother can force him to break up with his girlfriend he must not be very old, and therefore you musn't be very old, a relationship between people that young couldn't last...