By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 02:26 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing my dad said to him was "So, how low have you kissed?" FML
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If he said lips, would he be wrong?

How embarrassing. That seems like the kind of question a parent should ask their child in private. Haha FYL

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Dad knows what's up. Haha

dad know what's "down!!!!"

I'm talkin down town!!

How low can you go?

baby are you down down downdown down~

17 downtown Bobby Brown

And his answer was...?

lol wtf? odd much.

I woulda laughed and shot back, "I tried to kiss her toes but she's too ticklish!"

he should've said her lips have been all over his body that would've made him pretty angry

How embarrassing. That seems like the kind of question a parent should ask their child in private. Haha FYL

lol. That's a question a parent shouldn't really ask!!! Especially when just meeting the boyfriend.

But it does show how well the boyfriend does under pressure.

That's the question a dad asks while brandishing a bat, or a Glock

I would have said "feet and toes only"

I would've said that I treat your daughter like a queen and kiss her feet or I would've said pelvic region cause she got a boo boo there and it made her feel better.

'This one time, we kissed lying on the floor!'

We kissed below sea level

Hahahaha - ^ WIN

hahaha yes!

Just below the hair :x

FOREHEAD! Or potentially below armpit hair, nose hair, his/her mustaches. Cannot possibly think of another place.

15-maybe if you're a pedophile...

haha 9 is a win

If he said lips, would he be wrong?

That's right...just don't say they were the vertical ones! Like your thinking SourGirl!!

haha that's a great point

That's really creepy. Sorry, OP but your dads gross.

you are really cute

He was just trying to be funny probably, you can't tell if he meant it seriously...

hahah im sure that was followed by a awkward laugh :)