that sucks

I've never been pro-choice, but you might not want a baby by this man. especially since you'll be reminded of him by your bitch stepsister & her own kid. don't tell him about it or do but you might not want to be tied to a douche forever.... hehe tied to a douche. That's a funny image I just got there 

I agree.

If you're looking for an ethical debate with anyone I'm not interested. I was talking outta my ass. that should have been clear on the last line. what does anyone care what I think? I can't believe people are starting to get up in arms about a passing comment I made. I also consider myself 'conditionally pro-life'... make of that what you will, idc. not everything must be black or white, up or down, republican or democrat, etc. I have a right to be in the middle all I want. if it bothers people that's okay. we all don't have to agree on things. we're all different. you see... that's what so great about this world. we are all made up of different colors & backgrounds but we can all communicate through the power of love. my hope is to one day hold hands with every type of person one day. thin, fat as fuck, tall, short, straight, queer, & everything in between. and well buddy, maybe you & I can hold hands in harmony one day, as well. and if you don't want to, why that's okay with me, too :)

My gawd, that last one was a loooong thing to speak out of your ass. I was about to tl;dr, but I just couldn't stop gawking at this piece of work.

89, you mean my ass? feel free to 'gawk', everyone does. It truly is an amazing piece of work.
In fact, I'm buttering my ass right this moment.

maybe thts why they say save it for marriage?

80: Oh, shove your condescending beauty pageant crap. Your comment didn't make sense and pen called you on it. Suck it up and admit it; your sarcasm, if that's what it was, just makes you look like an ass.

wasn't sarcasm, little red... it was honesty in the 1st part mixed with humor in the 2nd part. I was attempting to lighten the mood. whatever he called me on is irrelevant b/c I'll always say what I want. I chose to take the high road & make a joke. at first, at least he was nice about his opposition, unlike you. don't believe me? it's of no consequence to me. I'm also allowed to have a 'gray area opinion', not my fault that you don't understand it & it's nothing to argue over if you don't. no need for you both to get up in arms over me trying to make light of the situation.
now if you'll excuse me, I hear my sister's stomach growling under the floorboards. I need to get the key from Mother to feed it.

Any reason no matter what it is to get an abortion is murder. If we're all about saving the endanger animals then why is it not bad to kill babies? It's the same thing! And waiting until marriage is the best birth control ever!

@80- Can you "Imagine" a World like that?

the redhead was talking about my #80 comment... it's not hard to understand. am I addressing retards here? this is getting sad. the first part of my #80 comment was honesty & the second part of my #80 comment was humor. we were done talking about my #40 comment, which I still hold that I was talking just for the fuck of it. It's pretty sad to see that I was trying to be nice in my #80 comment by trying to lighten the mood with a joke (regardless of whether you thought it funny or not), at least you could have seen, as I've explained, that I wasn't coming from a bad place. I'm not an idiot just because YOU don't understand what I'm saying. I thought you were being lighthearted in the beginning as well, but I see you were just trying to be mean I guess. I've made jokes in all my posts to show that I was still willing to let this misunderstanding go without any hard feelings & in turn I get called an idiot...?

#158 - no, I can't hahaha it'd be a little too high school musical for me ;)

Holy shit. Please go Jerry.

in*

WTF! ON* bitch ON FUCKING KEYBOARD.

Hey, Traze man, lrn2spell lulz :D

It's not that at all, my fingers are to big.

Your fingers are "TO" big? Are you fucking shitting me?

Again WTF. I'm not shitting you. Dammit, I need a new IPhone.

You need a new Broca's area, that's what you need u duma$$ sumbich loloooollolllollolz

That and better taste in electricals.

oohh , No she di-int. school psychology, FTW.

you know Kay, you maybe shouldn't make fun of everyones spelling, I hate when people misspell words, too, but I made fun of my friends spellings cause he always misspelled words and it turns out he was severely dyslexic. just a thought.

You made fun of a dyslexic kid? You sick motherfucker. That said, there's a difference between frankly unforgivable actions like your mockery of the poor kid, and mocking someone who's only spelling poorly because he's using a likely wank-encrusted Apple piece of crap. :D

first of all this guy blamed his iPhone, not a disorder.
second, Kay gets the win anyway for being the first person on FML that I've ever seen make a Broca's aphasia dis. Way to bring out the big guns ;)

Funny shit KaySL. Unfortunately I also know the horrors of typing on the iPhone keyboard :( The FML app doesn't have a landscape mode for reasons I can't fathom. Portrait layout isn't spaced out enough for my fat fingers.

Wally, that argument doesn't hold water. I'm on an iPhone too, and I mever nake mistakes.

^LMAO

yah me nother

The term 'wank-encrusted' will be forever engraved on my mind lol...

Jerry is the answer to all your problems

false. Maury is.


you ARE the father!!

JERRY!JERRY!JERRY!JERRY!

JERRY!JERRY!JERRY!JERRY!

JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY!

This is truely an fml. Sorry, I feel bad for you Op.

ohhh god what a circus!!!! what happened to safe sex???

Indeed. don't you tell me that it's an accident if he got two girls pregnant. Use contraception, and no, a condom isn't safe. Just 75% whereas the pill is 99%.

you can still get pregnant from being safe. although it is likely they both didn't since he got two girls pregnant, but you never know.


also, your boobs are lopsided.

lol!!! the things pol notice heh

lmao 43! I'd hide that shit if I was her

lmao....at ur last comment...I was thinking the same thing!!!!

even if something is 99%,
if a if it's used a million times,
that's still 10,000 pregnancies.

the chances of the same guy getting 2 girls preg within what I assume must be weeks of each other must be minute! add a condom a the pill n it's mad to think of the odds but hey crazier things have happened I guess...

aww my comment got deleted :( lol

argh dnt tell me that now I wanna know!! :'(

Just tell him to aim high next time op, it works wonders as birth control.

bahaha exactly what I was thinking!!

EWW! its true 43. I just laughed to tears. Thanks for making my day guys.

Oh, And kudos to 51



But seriously, c'mon, it's not her fault she can't afford all her plastic surgery at once.

At least he's keeping it in the family.

haha #43 .. win . lmao

Oh dayam.

You can't always be safe with safe sex. There's always a risk involved.

Can a mod rephrase this? This FML sounds horrible grammar-wise.

Bwahaha that's so silly! YLS though for you and your step sis both getting pregnant but YDI for not using protection.

How do you know she didn't use it?
FYL for not thinking before you speak.

I mean using ENOUGH protection. Think before you speak.

that's horrible :(

wow! at least your baby will have a brother/cousin to grow up with.

in order for it to be a brother she would need to have another kid D.A.!

84 it will be their brother, their half brother.

Gregor Mendel is crying right now, PrincessSxy32.