By dumbass - 07/02/2011 00:58

Today, my boyfriend left for a 2-year job posting in China. We had agreed to maintain a long distance relationship and even worked out a visiting schedule. Later that night, after trying to reach him, I realized the numbers he gave me weren't for China. The country code doesn't even exist. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 295
You deserved it 3 723

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I'd say FYL since it's really mean, but he's probably a little crybaby for not even having the guts to quit. So I say YDI - You deserve someone a little more mature than a little kid. No one should actually miss such a little baby...

Wow, what a little pussy. I hope you had friends in common, and they have his real number. He owes you an explanation.

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I predict ur comment will either get moderated or buried.

I agree with that statment.

stop fuking winging u complete and utter imbecile at least he gave u his number and u'll get to see him. be happy.

what does "winging" mean?

probably meant "whining"

no not whining I meant winging. ur all dumb. ur all morons I hate life aaaaaargh. he's in my head. no I'm not go away what aaaaargh

...u didnt say what winging mean

it's the same damn thing as whining but in England we use both. it's like asking u Americans what a sidewalk is or underpants or soccer.

And at 44, he didn't give her his number, that's the whole goddamn point of the FML. And the whole point of this website is to complain about little things like this. THIS IS WHAT MAKES IT FUNNY. Now please go away.

op you could be mistaken. I had a girls number from slovokia and it was like 194729303749301. no joke.

37 - Mierda, using words like "imbecile" doesn't make up for the fact that you're repeatedly shortening words like "you" and making yourself look like an imbecile (irony, don't you love it?). Then you tried to diss people who didn't know what "winging" was and made a horrible joke along with it (am I the only one who doesn't understand why he/she/it started saying random "aaarrghs"?). In the end, you should probably lurk moar. /end rant

Uh, I hate people who don't understand FML

Mierda, you could at least spell it right if you're going to be high and mighty. "Winging/wing" is not the same thing as "whining/whine," although "whinging/whinge" is.

at least OP is still has a decent man who will maintain contact n see eachother still. what is OP complaining about

In case some of you are too mentally deficient to notice, Mierda is clearly trolling. Please refrain from QQ'ing too hard because, honestly, he's not that great at it.

it's not the "same damn thing," you moron. it's "whinging." stop trying to pretend you're from England or something. it's just sad.

Fairly sure Mierda2k means "whinging". Pronounced win-jing. Like complaining. Not "whining" (although that means something similar) and definitely not "winging", which would be pronounced wing-ing (like the bird wing).

me gusta te "forever alone troll face"

I'd say FYL since it's really mean, but he's probably a little crybaby for not even having the guts to quit. So I say YDI - You deserve someone a little more mature than a little kid. No one should actually miss such a little baby...

we all know you've been left before...sensitive much?

actually I havn't been left. I'm normally the one who quits. But that is exactly the thing: QUIT. if you don't want to be with someone anymore, then tell. Everything else is pathetic. And a man who is afraid of telling the truth isn't a man, but a crybaby. But if you don't see anything negative in this behavior you're probably not so mature yourself, are you? ;)

a crybaby? of all the words in the English dictionary that can be used you pick crybaby? now someon is very creative

now what I'f he is not a baby and he didn't cry about then how is he a crybaby... go get left again dumb girl !!

stupid 11 year old thinks she's knows what she's talkin bout.

yeah, I wouldn't describe those kinds of people as crybabies...maybe tools, douchebags, etc.

Did anyone actually read the fml? He gave her fake information in order to end relationship.

maybe he gave a wrong number by mistake?

Glad to know I"m not the only optimist here...

y'think? what have we got for Johnnnyyyyy?

Wow, what a little pussy. I hope you had friends in common, and they have his real number. He owes you an explanation.

What an ass, did he even try to get out of the trip instead of going and having to leave you for two years.

What does it matter if he tried to get out of the trip? She's his GIRLFRIEND, not his wife. Why should he put his career on hold for someone who may not be permanent? She could've moved with him too, you know, but that would also be silly of her to give up her life for a boyfriend.

19- It's called conmitment.

you guys have a strange concept of commitment... give up your entire life for your boyfriend or girlfriend but dump them as soon as one thing doesn't go you way wtf

so? he will contact you, he has your number right. it'll work out if he was serious about the long distance thingy. 2 year isnt that bad. i know many people who survive 8 yr long distance.

I'm guessing your friends can visit their lovers in prison more often than OP can visit China.

Wow. you know normally people would just say 'it's over'... not this guy.. this guys got skills. leaves and gives a number that doesn't even belong to the country. forgeeeet him!

what a chicken shit way to break up with someone!

Man thats cold...funny but cold...