Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML
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zman1422
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He really does care!
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Stealthed
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There's no joke about a zombie apocalypse.
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zman1422
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He really does care!
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YayorNay
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It was love at first site.
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Zya_fml
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Uh, you should get away from him because if his dreams get too realistic...you're screwed.
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margie2194
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Now that's a keeper :)
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Rainbow_dumpster
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I honestly don't know whether if you really are a Troll or a complete moron, #36. So if he's a Keeper, you would most likely side with him so he can beat the living shit out of her if a zombie apocalypse were to happen. So, judging by your Profile, you're a Girl and you would support domestic violence toward a woman should an apocalypse happen. So instead of Helping out OP's dreadful situation and siding with her Boyfriend, you have the audacity to say "Now that's a keeper."? Try again, you insecure moron.
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madskittlesftw
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52- you're a moron. You rage over nothing, and did you seriously take the time to type all that out? Do you know how many people say "he's a keeper" on a FML like this?
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margie2194
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Um 52, I was kidding. Did you forget to take your meds again sweetheart?
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superstar429
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your a little weird and no one thinks your sarcastic your just stupid
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Hayman68
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52 - ever heard of a little thing called sarcasm?
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margie2194
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52, your stupidity amuses me :)
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hamncheeseinit
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WoW ur soooooooo dumb #52!! People can say watever they want it's called the freedom of speech
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Danks
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she's just jealous because margie is hot and she's ugly as fuuck
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StormfrontX33_fml
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If you really care about him, that's the time you should let him double-tap.
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centarous85
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Hahahahaha
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centarous85
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52, are you a guy? Idk from ur pic
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ikickgingers
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Apparently I should be living in bc and not new york.
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Rainbow_dumpster
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Never mind 55. Sorry. >>; Apparently I wasn't in on the joke due to the fact of me getting me thumbed down was a sign of lacking sense of humor. D:
IDI
IDI
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Gloritank
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I'd beat my own children to death if they were zombies.
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Melvar_10
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Me and my ex had the same conversation and we pretty much agreed to keeping each other as pets in a bulletproof glass case should the occasion arise :D
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powershot_fml
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52 reminds me of those guys on youtube...
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zniltiaC
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TROLLOLOLOL.
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FreakingFYou
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If I were him I would wait till you became a zombie and release you into the wild.
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CryMoreFMLs
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I would put a muzzle on her and keep her with me. Love would persist through the apocalypse!
...Or until she tears my throat out. Anybody got a full body kevlar suit?
...Or until she tears my throat out. Anybody got a full body kevlar suit?
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jallred254
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If I were HER I'd say "there's no way you're double tappin' this anytime soon"
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phoenixslayer69
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No kevlar suit but shark mesh is so much more effective.
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Bravo11
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I downloaded the zombie booth app the other day and it's slightly disturbing to be honest. It made me reconsider how awful a zombie apocalypse would be. I'd much rather face the wrath of Global Warming.
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BD_Swingin
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"A wild snorlax has appeared." "Holy shit that's a zombie!" lol
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shanie123
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That's how I'd want to go out lol jk wow, just wow
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HomelessMuslim
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Is it weird this gave me a boner?
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SneakyBaron
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Only slightly.
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CryMoreFMLs
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It would be wierd if it didn't.
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margie2194
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It gave me a boner too, and I don't even have a penis... It was like an imaginary boner.
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superstar429
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thats hilarious
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StoryOfTheYear
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Is it weird that your cliché comment gave me a boner?
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centarous85
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Lol
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btnhdude
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Margie, call it a lady-boner.
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djack0113
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Is it weird that I came?
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emo_chick4
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Yes. It is.
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superstar429
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wow you should tell him something similar and say you weren't joking let see how he would feel hahaha
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jallred254
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Yeah like if he turned into a dancing zombie! Right? Or! Or! A clown! #ilovesarcasm
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superstar429
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your mean no more dislikes please thanks
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themacuser
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you're seriously asking people not to dislike you?
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YayFlameWarz
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and you misused the word you're!? Attack trolls!
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Stealthed
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There's no joke about a zombie apocalypse.
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mladd94
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very true. it's coming, and I'll be ready...I guess he will be too lol
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longhorns1050
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Exactly what I was thinking
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Gloritank
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Fill the bathtub with water. Destroy the stairs.
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ZmbChick
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I'm ready for it.
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subwoofa
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Stuff that, put a whole lot of tredmills around the house and turn them on and watch the zombies go flying
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_Peppermint_
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Get even
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absolutegrrr
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How does one get even in a zombie apocalypse?
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BellaBelle_fml
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There's nothing to get even for.
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emo_chick4
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Well. I thought it was funny.
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kaileigh33
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Wow, gay!
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tylersign
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I was GONNA say that that's actually a good plan.. But then I remembered. Tire Iron? I'd think a simple hand gun would do the trick..
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Stealth_Void
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Too much noise. Don't want to attract the zombies!
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jgduplante
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Just tell him you'd gladly return the favor!
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giggleprincess
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But beating a zombie is more personal than shooting one....
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SuperPotato
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Wait if he loves his girl friend y would he beat her too death
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agoth
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your boyfriends quite an oddball