By DeadScared - Canada
Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML
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I honestly don't know whether if you really are a Troll or a complete moron, #36. So if he's a Keeper, you would most likely side with him so he can beat the living shit out of her if a zombie apocalypse were to happen. So, judging by your Profile, you're a Girl and you would support domestic violence toward a woman should an apocalypse happen. So instead of Helping out OP's dreadful situation and siding with her Boyfriend, you have the audacity to say "Now that's a keeper."? Try again, you insecure moron.


52- you're a moron. You rage over nothing, and did you seriously take the time to type all that out? Do you know how many people say "he's a keeper" on a FML like this?

  Melvar_10  |  3

Me and my ex had the same conversation and we pretty much agreed to keeping each other as pets in a bulletproof glass case should the occasion arise :D

  CryMoreFMLs  |  14

I would put a muzzle on her and keep her with me. Love would persist through the apocalypse!

...Or until she tears my throat out. Anybody got a full body kevlar suit?

  Bravo11  |  14

I downloaded the zombie booth app the other day and it's slightly disturbing to be honest. It made me reconsider how awful a zombie apocalypse would be. I'd much rather face the wrath of Global Warming.