FML : Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My...

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Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My boyfriend needs to prove his self-worth to an animal. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By HBC / Saturday 10 December 2011 07:23 / United States

Intimacy

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By StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3710831 - Saturday 10 December 2011 12:07

I display dominance over my dog simply by making her roll over so I can rub her belly, but whatever floats your boat.

By luismyl | 6

#3710834 - Saturday 10 December 2011 12:07

When I began reading I thought the dog was going to jump in too. That would have been a worst fml.

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By CheeseDiggity | 0

#3710823 - Saturday 10 December 2011 12:05

Its like marley and me :D

Keyman1212 | 14

#3710847 - Saturday 10 December 2011 12:12

Rule 34, NO EXCEPTIONS.

Ecklcakes | 15

#3710853 - Saturday 10 December 2011 12:15

OH GOD NO. Why did you bring that up?

rexgar2000 | 10

#3711443 - Saturday 10 December 2011 16:01

threesome?

yeah I know. sick as fuck sorry.

Tommananaze6T9 | 4

#3712106 - Saturday 10 December 2011 19:05

Yea hes showin the dog how humans go doggy style ;D

rahavan | 15

#3712247 - Saturday 10 December 2011 19:58

OP sounds like your boyfriend is a bitch. All pun intended.

ohmandapants | 16

#3712388 - Saturday 10 December 2011 20:46

91- it's pretty much the same...called "doggy style" for a reason.

graham11 | 14

#3712865 - Saturday 10 December 2011 23:36

Even if this FML was even slightly related to marley and me, why would you include that ":D" at the end of your comment??

CommonSenseKarma | 17

#3717986 - Monday 12 December 2011 3:25

Marley and Me in a nutshell:

THE DOG DIES. THE END.

LezBiHonest | 7

#3718342 - Monday 12 December 2011 4:34

The dog shouldn't have died though....just a buncha shenanigans...

cheerluv15 | 0

#3741385 - Friday 16 December 2011 19:50

Lol

By schpanki | 11

#3710829 - Saturday 10 December 2011 12:07

Haha, how can he expect you to sleep with him if there is an animal watching?

NOTquiteRAMBO | 10

#3710876 - Saturday 10 December 2011 12:22

Doggystyle?

nixter5 | 18

#3710984 - Saturday 10 December 2011 13:02

What would've happened if the dog jumped on the bed and clawed his erect penis? That would hurt like a mother...

screamo_neve | 12

#3711233 - Saturday 10 December 2011 15:11

A mother?

margie2194 | 12

#3711340 - Saturday 10 December 2011 15:37

Mommy issues? Maybe he wasn't hugged enough as a child.

M0rt | 0

#3711748 - Saturday 10 December 2011 17:03

Margie its "au revoir" ya dumb fuck

pokemai | 6

#3711914 - Saturday 10 December 2011 17:56

Blindfold :)

margie2194 | 12

#3711930 - Saturday 10 December 2011 18:01

Thanks for the correction... "dumb fuck" wasn't necessary...

asherb0y | 9

#3712117 - Saturday 10 December 2011 19:08

Wow... Sikke en kommentar, det var "sjaaaw"

n_epic_fail | 14

#3712216 - Saturday 10 December 2011 19:42

^^ english please -_-

graham11 | 14

#3712855 - Saturday 10 December 2011 23:33

22- what did your mother do to you as a child? Or are you just afraid to let out explicatives on FML?

longlostgirl | 4

#3713652 - Sunday 11 December 2011 4:17

Talk about totes awk!!!

margie2194 | 12

#3713844 - Sunday 11 December 2011 5:27

Thanks for the correction. Rather "dumb fuck" was not really necessary.

By StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3710831 - Saturday 10 December 2011 12:07

I display dominance over my dog simply by making her roll over so I can rub her belly, but whatever floats your boat.

DeathBunny218 | 36

#3710863 - Saturday 10 December 2011 12:19

so your dog rolls over and enjoys a nice belly rub... are you sure you're the dominant one? :P

luismyl | 6

#3710873 - Saturday 10 December 2011 12:22

What about the three meals a day?

Buttsexpirate | 9

#3711165 - Saturday 10 December 2011 14:46

How's he gonna feel when the dog tries to mount him, and makes him it's bitch?

Urbanchiller | 0

#3711183 - Saturday 10 December 2011 14:50

And the dog show his/her dominience over you by shitting over places and you picking it up. Who is the bitch now?

By luismyl | 6

#3710834 - Saturday 10 December 2011 12:07

When I began reading I thought the dog was going to jump in too. That would have been a worst fml.

BDTony13 | 0

#3711759 - Saturday 10 December 2011 17:05

this is definitely going into my favorites!!

jamsmunoz | 0

#3712070 - Saturday 10 December 2011 18:56

Only u would think that u 40 y.o. Virgin...

graham11 | 14

#3712858 - Saturday 10 December 2011 23:34

4- if that was the case, I'd immediately shut off my computer. That would be nasty as shit!!

Scarlettx7 | 0

#3713226 - Sunday 11 December 2011 2:24

Your worst if you did it

hockeykyle10 | 5

#4713784 - Friday 20 July 2012 22:01

Worst? More like best

By Karoleer | 14

#3710836 - Saturday 10 December 2011 12:09

doggystyle!

By Ecklcakes | 15

#3710861 - Saturday 10 December 2011 12:18

Fuck the dog to teach your boyfriend a lesson in dominance.

Ecklcakes | 15

#3711300 - Saturday 10 December 2011 15:27

I'm sorry my dog was using the computer and saw I was logged in. Worse than that facebook status...

the_fuck_is_this | 2

#3711546 - Saturday 10 December 2011 16:19

The fuck is wrong with you?

vivaladino | 7

#3711686 - Saturday 10 December 2011 16:52

Haha that suits your username

goodgirlxgonebad | 3

#3711703 - Saturday 10 December 2011 16:54

Dude it's funny obviously he was kidding. It's not sick, take a joke

Torva_fml | 16

#3711778 - Saturday 10 December 2011 17:11

Your boobs look fake^

MikeDa1Da | 14

#3712084 - Saturday 10 December 2011 19:00

72- nice tits

FozzyBear1234 | 4

#3712386 - Saturday 10 December 2011 20:45

Goodgirl... DANG!!!!!!!!!! Why? With large breasts

By nabesh | 5

#3710883 - Saturday 10 December 2011 12:24

The dog is still under age!!

leogirl95 | 12

#3711044 - Saturday 10 December 2011 13:39

Not in dog years

graham11 | 14

#3712875 - Saturday 10 December 2011 23:38

The dog is probably 60-70 years old in dog years.. Oh shit

By xstream | 5

#3710891 - Saturday 10 December 2011 12:28

like a boss

By xbella | 8

#3710898 - Saturday 10 December 2011 12:30

your boyfriend is a moron, I sure hope you didn't have sex with him. turn off much.

mrssuarez2011 | 12

#3712963 - Sunday 11 December 2011 0:14

Yeah seriously, my husband ushers our dog outta the room saying "that's just too weird, it's like my child watching"

By JumbledGirl | 2

#3710900 - Saturday 10 December 2011 12:31

What a dick

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