By HBC - 10/12/2011 07:23 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My boyfriend needs to prove his self-worth to an animal. FML
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I display dominance over my dog simply by making her roll over so I can rub her belly, but whatever floats your boat.

When I began reading I thought the dog was going to jump in too. That would have been a worst fml.

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Its like marley and me :D

Rule 34, NO EXCEPTIONS.

OH GOD NO. Why did you bring that up?

rexgar2000 10

threesome? yeah I know. sick as fuck sorry.

Yea hes showin the dog how humans go doggy style ;D

OP sounds like your boyfriend is a bitch. All pun intended.

91- it's pretty much the same...called "doggy style" for a reason.

Even if this FML was even slightly related to marley and me, why would you include that ":D" at the end of your comment??

CommonSenseKarma 17

Marley and Me in a nutshell: THE DOG DIES. THE END.

LezBiHonest 7

The dog shouldn't have died though....just a buncha shenanigans...

Haha, how can he expect you to sleep with him if there is an animal watching?

nixter5 18

What would've happened if the dog jumped on the bed and clawed his erect penis? That would hurt like a mother...

Mommy issues? Maybe he wasn't hugged enough as a child.

M0rt 0

Margie its "au revoir" ya dumb fuck

Blindfold :)

Thanks for the correction... "dumb fuck" wasn't necessary...

Wow... Sikke en kommentar, det var "sjaaaw"

n_epic_fail 14

^^ english please -_-

22- what did your mother do to you as a child? Or are you just afraid to let out explicatives on FML?

Talk about totes awk!!!

Thanks for the correction. Rather "dumb fuck" was not really necessary.

I display dominance over my dog simply by making her roll over so I can rub her belly, but whatever floats your boat.

so your dog rolls over and enjoys a nice belly rub... are you sure you're the dominant one? :P

What about the three meals a day?

Buttsexpirate 9

How's he gonna feel when the dog tries to mount him, and makes him it's bitch?

Urbanchiller 0

And the dog show his/her dominience over you by shitting over places and you picking it up. Who is the bitch now?

When I began reading I thought the dog was going to jump in too. That would have been a worst fml.

this is definitely going into my favorites!!

Only u would think that u 40 y.o. Virgin...

4- if that was the case, I'd immediately shut off my computer. That would be nasty as shit!!

Scarlettx7 0

Your worst if you did it

Worst? More like best

doggystyle!

Fuck the dog to teach your boyfriend a lesson in dominance.

I'm sorry my dog was using the computer and saw I was logged in. Worse than that facebook status...

the_fuck_is_this 2

The fuck is wrong with you?

Haha that suits your username

Dude it's funny obviously he was kidding. It's not sick, take a joke

Torva_fml 16

Your boobs look fake^

72- nice tits

FozzyBear1234 4

Goodgirl... DANG!!!!!!!!!! Why? With large breasts

The dog is still under age!!

leogirl95 12

Not in dog years

The dog is probably 60-70 years old in dog years.. Oh shit

like a boss

xbella 8

your boyfriend is a moron, I sure hope you didn't have sex with him. turn off much.

Yeah seriously, my husband ushers our dog outta the room saying "that's just too weird, it's like my child watching"