By Anonymous - 20/09/2014 15:03 - United States - Chelan

Today, my boyfriend has chipped his front teeth for the third time in 2 months. After refusing to tell me how this keeps on happening, I walked in on him throwing his phone in the air and trying to catch it in his mouth. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 464
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What? How can he not understand that it's only going to end up the same way. With another chipped tooth. If he keeps it up he will look like a stereotypical hick.

Jellysweetheart 23

You're dating an idiot. Congratulations.

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What? How can he not understand that it's only going to end up the same way. With another chipped tooth. If he keeps it up he will look like a stereotypical hick.

cadillacgal79 32

The definition of insanity is doing something over and over again hoping for different effects.

Is it bad I immediately thought of Far Cry 3?

@27 No, because that is where a lot of people heard that from. Not everyone, but most.

Perhaps he already is.

No, still one of the best games :)

killerdana 19

Even if he manages to do it what's next? His ipad or laptop?

Hey, it's been 2 months. You gotta give him credit for being persistent.

colton_colton 49

Just take his phone away

Put him on time out, while you're at it.

Or give him something soft to catch in his mouth instead

RedPillSucks 31

Like pussy?

cryssycakesx3 22

at this rate, just take his teeth

ah, he should make a great member of Congress

cheshireau 26

Yeah, take away his phone. This is why he can't have nice things. Replacement teeth are more expensive.

Jellysweetheart 23

You're dating an idiot. Congratulations.

JMichael 25

And that children is why we have dentists.

We have dentists for idiots?

you just can't fix stupid!!!!!

sweetnsourrr 11

You can always fix stupid, you just have to want to.

ShadowlessSpear 21

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

It really isn't possible to cure stupidity. It's possible to cure ignorance, but not stupidity.

#24 - Have you tried setting it to wumbo?

Well you got your answer.

Sometimes I wonder if it hurts to be stupid...

smiley1014 23

Life is supposed to suck and hurt if you are stupid. Just some people can't be fixed.

BBlah 26

In this case, it does hurt to be stupid

you just got your answer

thebigslim 13

It's a Nokia, isn't it ....

If it was a nokia, ops boyfriend would be dead from the first try.

brendejafulable 41

Oh my goodness. Teeth are precious, he needs to stop.

is he all there in the head?

cryssycakesx3 22

nah, he appears to be a few teeth short.

Your boyfriend is a... Special kind of stupid isn't he...