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okay so I know it's wrong to be mugged and whatever, but it's pretty funny that he texted back saying that, amirite? :P

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28 the FML basically says that OP's boyfriend got mugged and that the mugger texted that the boyfriend won't reply since he got mugged by him the mugger when OP texted her boyfriend when the mugger had his phone.

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@Mrsassypants, I'm not sure why I found your response to #28 hilarious. It was either the wording or that one had to explain at all.

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79, 28 may not be blonde... that's a model on googles picture. you're welcome. and OP I'm not seeing much of an FML for you here really... it's more so for your boyfriend.

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Hahahaha this fml made me LOL. Well atleast the mugger was nice enough to let you know, but I agree F your boyfriends L not yours.

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He was pretty awesome. Could only have been better if he tacked on a "So, wanna hang out sometime?" at the end of it. lol

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sweetcheeks FAIL she didn't say she is first she said that she is first to SAY first, since nobody did yet. :)

okay so I know it's wrong to be mugged and whatever, but it's pretty funny that he texted back saying that, amirite? :P

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Maphine, correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you start this with the "amirite" nonsense? Are you not a teen using "gamer language," as you put it? By the way, txt speech is forbidden in the rules. lol

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yeah I did get off haha nah your not wrong, as anyone can see I did start using it, so? i didn't say it bagging anyone out, I said it as a correction to the other guys comment about teenager talk or whatever, and? plus. it's not text speak, whoever said that. talkin lyk dis is n it iznt ment 2 b in fmls nt comments

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and with pain in my chest I still wish you the best with a... F you!!! hoo-hoo-hoo!! great song I say!!

I hope the thief trips and falls into the road, and gets his head run over by a truck. Thieves are one of the lowest pieces of shit.

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No... The lowest is one that robs women, and rapes them afterwards. Not only are they pathetic enough to have to steal, they can't get any so they have to rape someone.

He's a class act. I wonder if he called the credit card companies and told them to expect some sizable transactions in the near future?

at least the mugger had the courtesy to do that. he could've just called and made awkward, sexual conversation with you.

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