Have you tried polishing his pistol once in a while?

can't decide if this is a pun or actual advice

Maybe you should have talk with him and tell him about your interest in your sexual desire..

*Looks at location* Yup.

Boo

Lmao

As a Texan I can confirm

Here's another Texan confirmation.

As a Pennsylvanian I can confirm too that up here we all get them. Most likely Wyoming, Alaska and all your other redneck/country folk towns are

Yup. We get a raging boner in those stores

my entire family can confirm this.

Texas

Same thing happens to me at gun stores. I love my guns more than any girl I ever dated.

From YouTube, Happiness and Cyanide.
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Happiness and cyanide? ...... Shame on you, at least get the name correct

That's really sad if you think about it

Sorry about my small mix-up lol

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You've probably been hanging out with the wrong girls then.

oh shoot!

It sounds like if you'd like to see his package more often, you need to start packing

Maybe you know all you need to know to decide your next move.

In all seriousness, his dick might fit in a ten bore...

Ammosexualism is a real sexuality