he probably didn't want to get fired.. that's a bit irrational. and don't be overconfident in your Jean size that's embarrassing but kinda funny

go suck one

yum

Why wasn't his fault?

he should dump the chick if she's going to make a scene at his workplace.

C-C-Combo- Breaker :D

41, You are awesome! :D

i disagree actually! he could have gotten in trouble other wise

Who's to say he actually got in trouble. He was probably just completely humiliated, which could make good future stories later on if things work out.

It isn't rape if you like it!

lmao... good one

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

how can you possibly get stuck in jeans? seriously? if they feel to tight, stop trying to force them on?

your just lucky they didn't bring out the jaws of life

fat ass, lol..

too much mass in your ass

too much jelly in her belly

c-c-c-combo breaker.

I wish there was some way to block any comments that contain the words "combo breaker" or "shitty situation".......

Then 95% FMLs would have no comments at all

No comments on FML? That would be very shitty.

OMG u are funny but so friken annoying.

then you would of had to pay for them

yea cause you'd be paying for pants that don't fit you

Perhaps you should try using proper grammar.

gsw suk, good luck with "mr. hand down man down"

57- uh oh grammar Nazi. Let me ask you this. Who gives a flying flip? As long as you can understand them it's okay. This is FML, not the writing assessment... Some people take this site wayy to seriously. I'm a writer and I don't care how correct I am unless I'm working on my books. Some people need to get the stick outta their ass before they poke their eyeball out.

It's not physically possible to poke one's eye out with a stick coming out of your ass. No one's that flexible. On the other hand, I agree with the "Grammar Nazi". While I can understand what you said perfectly and I have no complaints, the first person's post was grammatically confusing and I had to read it over a second and third time just to make sure I understood what they were trying to say. You start learning to speak when you're 1 or 2. You don't just plateau after a few years; your language skills should keep growing as you age. There is no excuse for a post like that.

I meant it going so far UP their ass it pokes their eye ball out. it has nothing to do with being flexible.

My point still stands. Who cares if people correct comments? If you don't like it: a) stop typing incorrectly and people won't correct you. b) ignore it. Simple as that, dear.

or,or.if u dont like peoples incorrect spelling and what not.YOU get over it and ignore ot ans stfu

what

itsallgoodinthe wtf is wrong with u? every comment is retarded so Mebbe you shud stick to being a bunny. unless ur Trollin and trying to piss everyone off?

no I'm not

I think she has to be trolling. This is the third FML today that I've seen her make a fool of herself. There's no way she's really that stupid.

what's trolling and what

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING! Gosh! I just wanna get you an English tutor!!!

but it says you LOVE silly things! seriously though, you have to be a troll.

It needs to be a troll. She loves puppies, pink things, and is a blond? Obvious troll is obvious.

Huh???

Yeh, wouldnt it be wonderful if they were just measured like mens jeans? Though I can sympathize with a girl not being able to find jeans that fit right. My perfect size is a 33" 31". Try finding those in...well anywhere.

yeah... just keep telling yourself you aren't large, whatever helps you get through the day.

Hollister and Abercrombie's jeans sizes aren't in small, medium, and large. They're in numbers such as 00, 0, etc.

pretty sure she was talking about the shirts. I shop at AE and Aero and have to buy med. in shirts at aero but at AE I have to buy small. Shes right, sizes are f'd up there. I would probably have to buy a large too at abercrombie, and I weigh 103. You can't fit in smalls there unless your anorexic or a child.

Whether the sizes are messed up or not, I'd think a person would have enough sense to stop putting something on before they got stuck. I mean, it's obviously easier to get them on than off, but did she seriously think something that tight would be worth buying?

cool story bro

you guys are total morons abercrombie is the kid or 'smaller' version of abercrombie and FITCH, so no duh u'd be a size large if u were stick thin

same with me! i guess those stores run small! its not your fault! :(

three words, nom. nom. nom

number 12, please don't use big words, it might confuse number 9.

why must you trolls correct everyone's grammar I'm sure you knew what they meant (unless they really f'ed up) but still maybe English is a second language for them.

I agree with 67, who cares?

You obviously did not see her comment...

Fuck off grammar Nazis