FML : Today, my boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking for months. I was really anxious to meet the guy because I would most likely be spending...

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Today, my boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking for months. I was really anxious to meet the guy because I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did my boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By doubletrouble - / Friday 22 April 2011 14:40 / United States

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By uncbballwins | 0

#2389247 - Friday 22 April 2011 19:14

Threesome?

By josh5634 | 0

#2389281 - Friday 22 April 2011 19:17

this looks like a messy job. maybe you should go in and live with them so they dont get in a big fight. women always help between fights. just walk around naked. it'll be ok!

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By zombieekillah93 | 0

#2389242 - Friday 22 April 2011 19:14

dick

TeeHee124 | 0

#2389857 - Friday 22 April 2011 22:13

so you could say he (puts on sunglasses) BUMPED THE CHUMP? yeeeeeaaaahhhhh!!

Darkhatchling | 0

#2390182 - Saturday 23 April 2011 0:21

well, in case youre not into 3somes, make sure your ex doesn't tell your bf that you guys used to do the dirtaaaayy.
then you can alternate.
but 3some would be better!

kyarush | 10

#2390347 - Saturday 23 April 2011 1:18

DAMN

By uncbballwins | 0

#2389247 - Friday 22 April 2011 19:14

Threesome?

acidlithium | 0

#2389406 - Friday 22 April 2011 19:33

aaaahhh thats what i was thinking!!!! lol

boredbah | 0

#2389429 - Friday 22 April 2011 19:39

that's exactly what I thought when I first read this

froob | 0

#2389483 - Friday 22 April 2011 19:54

devils threesome =O?

sarah2686 | 0

#2389501 - Friday 22 April 2011 19:59

hahah first thing that came to my mind
p.s emilyheartskatie: you're cute!

morgan320 | 0

#2389573 - Friday 22 April 2011 20:30

When i first read this i was so sure it would say he chose his old crush as roommate or something, but then i read ex-boyfriend and changed my mind to threesome.

SdCounty33 | 0

#2389602 - Friday 22 April 2011 20:42

Yes. obvious thing to do here is to get the awkwardness out of the way with a threesome.

kingtz | 6

#2389608 - Friday 22 April 2011 20:44

Lol OP is about to get double teamed.

Anyoniemous | 0

#2389631 - Friday 22 April 2011 20:53

Am i the only person that wasn't thinking that?

briidontgive_ | 0

#2389682 - Friday 22 April 2011 21:06

No your not the only person, I wasn't thinking that either

jwallukwizard2 | 0

#2389761 - Friday 22 April 2011 21:33

win

SchiTzenGiglez | 0

#2389957 - Friday 22 April 2011 22:51

three way was the first thing that popped into my head

d0gl0ver16 | 0

#2390016 - Friday 22 April 2011 23:22

That was his plan the whole time. Thats why he did it :D

LifeOfPi | 0

#2390821 - Saturday 23 April 2011 4:46

not a bad idea if you have had sex with ex before.

dansco | 24

#2391118 - Saturday 23 April 2011 6:02

Well at least I'm not the only person to think it - threesome ;)

pandasarelove3 | 7

#2391203 - Saturday 23 April 2011 6:20

I totally was thinking threesome too...

mariazzz | 5

#2391349 - Saturday 23 April 2011 6:53

me too. could be fun! lol

joe_says_so | 0

#2391454 - Saturday 23 April 2011 7:34

Ooooooooo my god I was like totally thinking threesome when I read this what a frigging coincidence?!

rawribiteyew12 | 0

#2392354 - Saturday 23 April 2011 16:33

hahah this is soo funny I was thinking of threesome as well hahah(:

By mozeltov | 7

#2389258 - Friday 22 April 2011 19:15

whore.

By stardazed | 0

#2389263 - Friday 22 April 2011 19:16

lmfaooooo sucks.

By Doortje | 28

#2389267 - Friday 22 April 2011 19:16

Did he know he's your ex-boyfriend? Anyway, just stay at your place.

Reina1123 | 0

#2393991 - Saturday 23 April 2011 22:42

Who cares. An ex shouldn't stop you from staying with your boyfriend.

By vanillatwilight6 | 0

#2389269 - Friday 22 April 2011 19:16

that sucks really bad but thats still mad funny

By josh5634 | 0

#2389281 - Friday 22 April 2011 19:17

this looks like a messy job. maybe you should go in and live with them so they dont get in a big fight. women always help between fights. just walk around naked. it'll be ok!

silentxninja | 13

#6268455 - Tuesday 21 April 2015 0:17

Haha that's a grand idea!

By mintcar | 9

#2389285 - Friday 22 April 2011 19:18

I don't think he intentionally did it to fuck you over.
They probably get along very well, you're going to have to suck it up.
The situation, not him.

themanhw | 0

#2389307 - Friday 22 April 2011 19:20

lol @ suck it up comment

Kypopz | 9

#2389890 - Friday 22 April 2011 22:31

Zing.

By joooeee | 3

#2389303 - Friday 22 April 2011 19:19

Op just wanted a good roommate for her boyfriend so she could sleep with him. Well, it seems to have worked out well

sonilo | 1

#2390382 - Saturday 23 April 2011 1:40

that's exactly what I was thinking aha

By Miss_Michaela | 10

#2389316 - Friday 22 April 2011 19:20

I can assume he chose him as a room mate because they have a lot in common. Which must mean you know what you want in a man. ;)

Sniper_Fidelis | 1

#2389585 - Friday 22 April 2011 20:33

Get your fucking winky face out of here

Miss_Michaela | 10

#2389756 - Friday 22 April 2011 21:32

Winky face? I don't get it. So it's not much of an insult. :)

TeeHee124 | 0

#2389864 - Friday 22 April 2011 22:15

40, want some lotion for that BURN? ^^

Miss_Michaela | 10

#2390204 - Saturday 23 April 2011 0:31

I still don't get it!

lucas755 | 1

#2390318 - Saturday 23 April 2011 1:09

;) is a winky face. you used it.

heathersmorin | 0

#2390917 - Saturday 23 April 2011 5:18

Nope nope she used a smiley face. One of these :) Hes talking about your picture. Because your hair casts a shadow over your eye it makes it looks as if your eye my be winking. That's what I'm gathering!!! The world may never know....?