By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 17:20 - Switzerland - Wildberg

Today, my boyfriend ended our relationship. He called me from his mobile phone, claimed to be a trauma surgeon, and told me with a bad German accent that my "boyfriend" had been in a fatal car crash earlier in the day. What the hell is wrong with this idiot? FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 800
You deserved it 4 365

Same thing different taste

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Well, be thankful that you're broken up with him then, I guess!

Well.... I suppose you are better off alone than with an idiot. But give him props for originality.

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knsy 0

Maybe he actually was in an accident and they had to remove his brain.

perdix 29

From his own mobile phone? Seriously, you need to get rid of someone so technologically retarded. You're lucky he took care of that for you ;)

pajamasam13 0
BenderJ_fml 5

Are you sure it wasn't DocBastard calling?

Positive. I don't think DocBastard is a douche bag, so no. Wait...

Before he was a doctor he was DoucheBastard.

Mother of God, my brain is scrambled. Is Doc a douche or not? *head explode*

"Too bad that he died because I just won the lotto..." Call him out when he mysteriously resurrects like Christ on the third day.

he sounds like the type of **** tards i always fall for.

KiddNYC1O 20

Maybe his clone called you. ATTACK OF THE IDIOT CLONES!

Your boyfriend is a moron just be happy you don't have to mother his kids. His gene should not be spread!