Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
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DocBastard
| 38
Which is worse here, that OP's boyfriend is an imbecile, or that all his coworkers know that she likes dressing up as a fish while her boyfriend slathers her with Vaseline and calls her "Larry?"
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bellaxmonkeyx_fml
| 8
It would seem as if you already knew you were dating a dumbass beforehand. This is to be expected; suck it up.
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holyfuckbuckets
| 0
and he somehow managed to add all your intimate emails without noticing?
that makes no sense
that makes no sense
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ShatteredDreams8
| 0
agreed. i call bullshit.
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bellaxmonkeyx_fml
| 8
It would seem as if you already knew you were dating a dumbass beforehand. This is to be expected; suck it up.
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Mylifeskool
| 0
this reminds me of the FML that her boyfriend sent email pictures to all of his coriander a picture of his penis. BOTH WERE FROM VIRGINIA. I call bs
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DudeImBetter
| 0
Who emails anymore anyways?
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dcam13
| 19
who sends intimate emails?????
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GigglePony
| 13
I wouldn't insult his intelligence when your sentence structure is shit.
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otheirrationalme
| 0
You totally fucked up your sentence too. It should be: "You shouldn't insult his intelligence when your sentence structure is shit." or "I wouldn't his intelligence if my sentence structure was shit, like yours." to #24.
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scotty2hottie48
| 0
Fk all u grammar nazis. I want u all to know u can suck every square inch of my nuts
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novair
| 5
hey grandma they now have something called sexting.
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DocBastard
| 38
For the love of god, people. I'm one of the biggest Grammar Nazis here, and even *I* think that what you people are doing is ridiculous. You're all pretty. Now move along, goddammit.
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TheRealFamilyGuy
| 5
db is the quintessential grammar Nazi. but what's the worse it could be? nude pics? sex video? o wait..... send em my way!
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candy29
| 10
Exactly and especially nudies. why wouldn't you just take the picture with your phones camera and just text message it? thats what i do:) haha
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MnBran6
| 0
I'm gonna lol when 71 gets caught and sent away Snickerdoodles style.
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If you've ever bothered to read my comments in the past, you'd know that my grammar is usually spot on. However, I was originally going to say, "It would seem as if you already knew you were dating a dumbass." Instead, midway through, I decided I wanted to say, "It would seem as if you knew you were dating a dumbass beforehand." In the midst of changing what I was typing, I forgot to delete the word "already" from my sentence. Thank you for pointing out my trivial mistake in such a grand way.
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FTWisRIGHT
| 0
Maybe you're the dumbass. O: !
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stewpididiot
| 11
dumbass is as dumbass does.....
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ThePersonalDream
| 0
He may not be a dumbass, he may have intended to send the emails too. ;-)
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amerwin
| 3
It seems you may have been the "joke" he forwarded to his friends. Next time, don't expect pictures of you dressed as Kelly Osbourne to be sexy.
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fearfulsymmetry
| 1
And you're a dumbass for dating him. :)
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DocBastard
| 38
Which is worse here, that OP's boyfriend is an imbecile, or that all his coworkers know that she likes dressing up as a fish while her boyfriend slathers her with Vaseline and calls her "Larry?"
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FYLDeep
| 25
I don't know. Ask your girlfriend, or should I call her "Larry"?
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naximus93
| 0
Doc, I can honestly say that I love all of your comments and your 'questions and answers' on your profile. Way to go, you make my day
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JoeyxCloud
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haha wow nice one
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LDP2
| 0
Both? lol
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advent2060
| 4
maybe next time u shouldn't send intimate emails to each other...dumbass ydi
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Mjfalcon
| 8
pwned.
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theFMLiest1ofThe
| 0
get out while you still can. people can change a lot of things about themselves, but stupidity is usually not one of them.