By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:27 - United States
Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
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By  DocBastard  |  38

Which is worse here, that OP's boyfriend is an imbecile, or that all his coworkers know that she likes dressing up as a fish while her boyfriend slathers her with Vaseline and calls her "Larry?"

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You totally fucked up your sentence too. It should be: "You shouldn't insult his intelligence when your sentence structure is shit." or "I wouldn't his intelligence if my sentence structure was shit, like yours." to #24.

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  DocBastard  |  38

For the love of god, people. I'm one of the biggest Grammar Nazis here, and even *I* think that what you people are doing is ridiculous. You're all pretty. Now move along, goddammit.

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  candy29  |  10

Exactly and especially nudies. why wouldn't you just take the picture with your phones camera and just text message it? thats what i do:) haha

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If you've ever bothered to read my comments in the past, you'd know that my grammar is usually spot on. However, I was originally going to say, "It would seem as if you already knew you were dating a dumbass." Instead, midway through, I decided I wanted to say, "It would seem as if you knew you were dating a dumbass beforehand." In the midst of changing what I was typing, I forgot to delete the word "already" from my sentence. Thank you for pointing out my trivial mistake in such a grand way.

By  amerwin  |  3

It seems you may have been the "joke" he forwarded to his friends. Next time, don't expect pictures of you dressed as Kelly Osbourne to be sexy.

By  DocBastard  |  38

Which is worse here, that OP's boyfriend is an imbecile, or that all his coworkers know that she likes dressing up as a fish while her boyfriend slathers her with Vaseline and calls her "Larry?"