By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
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DocBastard 38

Which is worse here, that OP's boyfriend is an imbecile, or that all his coworkers know that she likes dressing up as a fish while her boyfriend slathers her with Vaseline and calls her "Larry?"

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bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

It would seem as if you already knew you were dating a dumbass beforehand. This is to be expected; suck it up.

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holyfuckbuckets 0

and he somehow managed to add all your intimate emails without noticing? that makes no sense

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bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

It would seem as if you already knew you were dating a dumbass beforehand. This is to be expected; suck it up.

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Mylifeskool 0

this reminds me of the FML that her boyfriend sent email pictures to all of his coriander a picture of his penis. BOTH WERE FROM VIRGINIA. I call bs

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DudeImBetter 0

Who emails anymore anyways?

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GigglePony 13

I wouldn't insult his intelligence when your sentence structure is shit.

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otheirrationalme 0

You totally ****** up your sentence too. It should be: "You shouldn't insult his intelligence when your sentence structure is shit." or "I wouldn't his intelligence if my sentence structure was shit, like yours." to #24.

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scotty2hottie48 0

Fk all u grammar nazis. I want u all to know u can suck every square inch of my nuts

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novair 5

hey grandma they now have something called sexting.

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DocBastard 38

For the love of god, people. I'm one of the biggest Grammar Nazis here, and even *I* think that what you people are doing is ridiculous. You're all pretty. Now move along, goddammit.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

db is the quintessential grammar Nazi. but what's the worse it could be? nude pics? sex video? o wait..... send em my way!

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candy29 10

Exactly and especially nudies. why wouldn't you just take the picture with your phones camera and just text message it? thats what i do:) haha

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MnBran6 0

I'm gonna lol when 71 gets caught and sent away Snickerdoodles style.

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bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

If you've ever bothered to read my comments in the past, you'd know that my grammar is usually spot on. However, I was originally going to say, "It would seem as if you already knew you were dating a dumbass." Instead, midway through, I decided I wanted to say, "It would seem as if you knew you were dating a dumbass beforehand." In the midst of changing what I was typing, I forgot to delete the word "already" from my sentence. Thank you for pointing out my trivial mistake in such a grand way.

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stewpididiot 11

dumbass is as dumbass does.....

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ThePersonalDream 0

He may not be a dumbass, he may have intended to send the emails too. ;-)

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amerwin 3

It seems you may have been the "joke" he forwarded to his friends. Next time, don't expect pictures of you dressed as Kelly Osbourne to be sexy.

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DocBastard 38

Which is worse here, that OP's boyfriend is an imbecile, or that all his coworkers know that she likes dressing up as a fish while her boyfriend slathers her with Vaseline and calls her "Larry?"

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FYLDeep 25

I don't know. Ask your girlfriend, or should I call her "Larry"?

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naximus93 0

Doc, I can honestly say that I love all of your comments and your 'questions and answers' on your profile. Way to go, you make my day

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JoeyxCloud 0

haha wow nice one

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advent2060 4

maybe next time u shouldn't send intimate emails to each other...dumbass ydi

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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

get out while you still can. people can change a lot of things about themselves, but stupidity is usually not one of them.

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