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Well that's not violent at all... You must have a pretty crazy laugh there OP!
87, why censor yourself? It's a website called Fuck My Life. We're all grown ups here (well, mostly), we can handle a few swears! And on a personal note, I think that saying D-bag is silly because douche is such a delightfully onomatopoeic word which makes it a wonderful insult. Shortening it just ruins all the fun!
I'm sorry, I should have understood that people who live on the Internet don't understand subtext. When I said "what" it wasn't that I didn't understand what the OP had written; it was that the now ex-boyfriend used that as the sole reason for exiting the relationship.
If you want the reader to infer anything from any subtext you're trying to create, it would be helpful if there was some actual text to begin with. By simply stating "what" you're not really giving anyone much to infer. I gathered that the person who could only muster up a single word needed a simpler explanation. If you want to contribute to the FML by commenting on it, great! Just try to be a little more verbose and refrain from one word responses.
That's incredibly immature of him. Sounds like you dodged a bullet there, OP.
The way he worded it was immature, yes, but if there is something about that you just cannot get over, no matter how hard you try, then chances are it wouldn't work anyway. Love tends to blind us to our partners' faults, but meaningless flings do nothing of the kind.
If he wants to "stick a baby in a blender" then I'm not sure if he's a good partner. I think you may have dodged a bullet.
His douchiness aside, I doubt he was actually serious about that. He probably just has a sadistic sense of humor. Ex: the entire marching band has a running joke (started by our band director!) where if something's really tense (like before competition) someone will whisper "dead baby" and we all bust out laughing because we're just a bunch of sadistic bastards.
What an immature prick. How about sticking his meat head in a blender? Asshat.