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  NeatNit  |  32

Honestly I'd side with the boyfriend. Babies are deli-- I mean, if something annoys you too much, even if everything surrounding it is great, you can end up losing your mind. Yum.

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  threer  |  30

So that it'll knock out and you won't have to deal with the annoying crying while your smoothie is made.

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  MrsDruidess  |  23

don't listen OP, I am sure he's just an a$$hole. Don't let some D-bag keep you from laughing through life, its hard enough. And to those of you making fun of Fran, she made millions off her laugh and her voice. Keep laughing OP!

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  dawnimus  |  21

87, why censor yourself? It's a website called Fuck My Life. We're all grown ups here (well, mostly), we can handle a few swears! And on a personal note, I think that saying D-bag is silly because douche is such a delightfully onomatopoeic word which makes it a wonderful insult. Shortening it just ruins all the fun!

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  boredSOLDIER  |  33

What what, in the butt.

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  buckerado  |  19

#22- I bet that you're one of the guys that laughs when someone say "duty". You aren't in sixth grade anymore(hopefully)...Grow up!

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  amelia_suhayda  |  22

I'm sorry, I should have understood that people who live on the Internet don't understand subtext. When I said "what" it wasn't that I didn't understand what the OP had written; it was that the now ex-boyfriend used that as the sole reason for exiting the relationship.

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  rg350dx  |  29

If you want the reader to infer anything from any subtext you're trying to create, it would be helpful if there was some actual text to begin with. By simply stating "what" you're not really giving anyone much to infer. I gathered that the person who could only muster up a single word needed a simpler explanation. If you want to contribute to the FML by commenting on it, great! Just try to be a little more verbose and refrain from one word responses.

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  ex_stripper_jk  |  20

I think their issue was that FML comments have proven to be just as entertaining (if not more, especially if bickering ensues) than the FML post themselves, so a simple "what?!" just wasn't salacious enough for our mayhem-minded audience.

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  dawnimus  |  21

The way he worded it was immature, yes, but if there is something about that you just cannot get over, no matter how hard you try, then chances are it wouldn't work anyway. Love tends to blind us to our partners' faults, but meaningless flings do nothing of the kind.

By  expertsmilee  |  26

Now what blender you know big enough to fit a baby in?

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  rg350dx  |  29

Babies aren't that big, honestly. If you look closely on the side of most major brands of kitchen appliances that can accommodate small humans, they actually have a scaling unit of measurement for them.

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  EchoSerenity  |  15

Industrial fans with a huge tash bag taped to the other side works wonders or you could just chop it down to small pieces. Everyone's a bit psycho and knows how to dismantle a body. :)

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  SlapAndTickle  |  20

You guys are sick to even be joking like that.

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  Mossears133  |  15

His douchiness aside, I doubt he was actually serious about that. He probably just has a sadistic sense of humor. Ex: the entire marching band has a running joke (started by our band director!) where if something's really tense (like before competition) someone will whisper "dead baby" and we all bust out laughing because we're just a bunch of sadistic bastards.

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  Enslaved  |  36

I don't read everyone's comments on here. When I'm busy, I scan the forum and look for certain names. You're one I look for 'cause I get a kick out of how angry you sometimes seem to get. Cheers!

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