Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He said he would have done it two weeks ago but he needed someone to drive him around while his car was getting repaired. FML
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chino627
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make him pay for gas
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rocketeer_97
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38- no one gives a fuck.
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chino627
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make him pay for gas
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snade
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orly
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Jdeluxh
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This is my first comment ever.
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bravesfan112233
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he was thoughtfully training you to be a taxi driver. what a nice boyfriend
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Pawned71
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pretend you want to give him a bj and then punch his balls back to where his childhood was
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rocketeer_97
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38- no one gives a fuck.
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13yearoldboy
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lol either training you to be a successful taxi driver, OR completely using you and being too much of a failure to pay for his own gas. know what? make him pay for it! and if he refuses.. slash the bastard's tires!
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HSOMGF
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Wow, your comment was so helpful and full of insight. I'll bet you deliberately drive through puddles to splash people on the side of the road, too.
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kcluna
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what don't you just go repair his f-ing face?
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kcluna
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why*
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lunaXXdennice
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48- no one gives a fuck that u don't give a fuck
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Imbored_fml
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agreed
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imacreeper
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stop fucking cursing!
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imacreeper
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76, your so bad. tell me more.
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PurpleRae420
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Drive to his house walk up to the door kneel on the floor knock and as he opens the door PUNCH HIM IN HIS FUCKING NUTS!!! Nuff said
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fatgirllovesfml
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81 no one gives a fuck that you don't give a fuck about him not giving a fuck!
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rocketeer_97
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101- her (:
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thatonename
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90. you're a bitch. why the nuts? the face, the kidneys, anywhere but the nuts.... that's just not right. besides cheating, there is very little that warrants a nut shot....
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lunaXXdennice
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101- I knew that shit was coming ^^so I don't give a fuck
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kcluna
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Let me help you out 118- "I knew that shit was coming... so I don't give a fuck... that you don't give a fuck, that I don't give a fuck, about her not giving a fuck!!"
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agaba
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why the fuck do people keep fucking telling muther fucking people to shut the fuck up and fuck off ok just stop fucking cursing god the nerve of some people
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skaterpaige
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naw, just make him pay period. not just for gas....paybacks a biitcch:}
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staceysgenesis16
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hah you should take a bat to his car. then make him lay for gas
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cowboyup1
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That's a dick move on his part.
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TNB_xACiDiC
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i like turtles
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staceysgenesis16
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i like giraffes.
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nairb1997
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you ruined it
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fmlwmty
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well duh open up your eyes fag
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rocketeer_97
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123- only if you are one[:
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360XBOXFTW
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fuck within a fuck. fuckception.
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california283
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adding on to 90... after punching him in the balls and he asks "why??" point to him and say "You know why! You know why!"
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ribbyc80
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58, no one gives a fuck, about you not giving a fuck, about 48 not giving a fuck!!!!
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kcluna
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173- I not the one not giving a fuck! It's 101
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ydnar
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@ #44 Ouch!!! but I gave your comment a thumbs up anyway. lol
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mandy248
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that's messed up
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urdirtyolduncle
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How? OP's bf was riding her, in a very nonsexual way, however.
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bodmonontheblock
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some guys have no heart. girls deserve better
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ImaWiseGuy
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that's an excuse if I've ever heard one...
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fthku
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*Some people have no heart. People deserve better.
Fixed #134.
Why aren't people jumping on 134 for being "sexist"?
Damn you, hypocrisy, you win again.
Fixed #134.
Why aren't people jumping on 134 for being "sexist"?
Damn you, hypocrisy, you win again.
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rakooligan
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she must have drove him crazy.
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nwatso96
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actually 2- thats fucked up
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traze
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Smash his fucking car that jack off.
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chimpsndip
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What?! Why would you smash his car? Don't you think that that's a little over the top for what he did?
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traze
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He used her like a taxi...and planed to dump her...or do you like to be used like a cheap whore?
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docscientist
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We people tend to express our emotional rage when confronted with indignities, through the Internet.
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chimpsndip
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Yeah, but smashing his car? C'mon. I thought revenge was never the answer. But if she is gonna get revenge, I wouldn't do something that could get her in trouble and cost thousands.
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traze
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Well you have a point there...,but still his doings was fucked up and karma is still a bitch.
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locacolloca
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no, revenge is always the answer
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j_cat187
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Extreme: cut off his eyelids
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volley4eva1698
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more extreme: cut off his eyes
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Suchagoonnn
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even more extreme: cut off his eyelids, tie up him and his family and cut out their eyes. while he watches, unable to close his eyes.
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Shadow4i5
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fuk the car up don't let him get away with being a dick. Get some dignity 4 urself
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traze
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Yeah...go shopping at your local smash a car mart and get ski mask, specialty bat for smashing windows and kicks made for a quick get away...
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riceicle1
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52 as you said karma's a bitch but If she took revenge she would get her karma back some day
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Taylorswift137
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lol agree
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traze
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172-I was withdrawing my first suggested fix and referencing to the bf...
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sixfoot2
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that's incredibly fucked up! you gotta get back at him for using you
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steveakafranxy
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this guy is right. anyone have ideas for revenge?
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fatgirllovesfml
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yes! sleep with his dad.
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13yearoldboy
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revenge plots should include you doing something to his car.
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SCREAM4meeee
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This is a guy who thinks ahead. At least he does that well...
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eag05
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- u knowwww!!! ( ice cube voice)
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issoz
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Bastard!
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deafeningsilence
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Wrong.
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deafeningsilence
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Sorry, the comment got deleted..
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truewinner
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Exactly what I was thinking!!
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staceysgenesis16
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agreed!
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otheriBlair
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what a tool
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moosemonkey1000
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i think OP's the tool because she got used.
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shibainu519
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i think you're the tool cause you called op a tool.
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spazmattic
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I love Tool
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LolMoqz
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i concur ^^
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boricua458
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I lift things up, and put them down!
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Suchagoonnn
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its tool time
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Fekenator
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Run him over with the car you drove him around in :D
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Michaelgee
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Normally I'd do a one line pun but I'll say this. Karma has its way of catching up to him and he'll get what's coming!
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iheartprinceroyc
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agree
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BAMF519
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well Srry to say but umm....he used u
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HannahForbesxo
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No, really?! Way to point out the obvious.
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BAMF519
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wow, u no the point 2. duh!
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woahbro2slow
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good job
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robotiick
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hey 12 no shit Sherlock of course she got used I agree wit the first reply to u
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fmart
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captain obvious strikes again
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Darth_Naru
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Captain Obvious now is visiting FML! Let me assure you- this is only a clone. BUT BE WARNED: AVOID THE OBVIOUS 0.o
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CitrusGirl
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Child, I want to go through all your comments and be a grammar Nazi. Not only did you apperently flunk English class, your comments make me want to troll you.
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chicago4star
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did you purposely misspell aparently? I'm the so-called grammar Allied Force.
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CitrusGirl
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Nope, that was an accident. Thanks for pointing it out :)