Today, my boyfriend dumped me because apparently I don't appreciate how he's different from other guys. I only told him that showering once a month was not normal. FML
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Ethos_fml
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And HE dumped you?
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astro_plastic
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That's what you get for dating Robert Pattinson.
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funnyman95
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HAHAHA... FIRST of all, I'd like to say "that's nasty!"
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Yee12
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YDI for having teeth
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andruha1123
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wait, you mean it actually is NOT normal ?? o.O
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imbatman_fml
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No. 1 rule of dating anyone of any sex: Dont ever tell them something they do or like is not normal. It implies they're weird, unlike your past acquaintances or other issues. If you wish to alter poor behavior like this lack of cleanliness, suggest he shower more so you can do more intimate things, randomly spill things on him, or leave him. Everyone has a right to be themselves but not to be loved.
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VanessaVander
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thats kinda mean of u
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woofis
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kinda mean? I don't know y u would want to be with him if he is sensetive enough to be offended by you commenting on his personal choice. on top of that, showering once a month? he must have layers of dirt
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llAllStarll
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I agree with 37 why do u care, he smells bad anyways
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Urix410
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YDI for not making him a sammich
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Jewelofagal
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Lack of interest in personal hygiene is a hallmark symptom of mental illness.
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the_holy_one
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Ahahahaha win! That totally sounds like my friend. He looks like Chewbacca O_O
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Monikabug
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Awww Boo Hoo for you, you got dumped by a guy who had horrendous hygiene, because you were a jerk to him. And this is a FYL how? You caused this. If his hygiene bothered you that badly, which is understandable since it is different than yours, you could have went about it in another way. A less bitchy, more suttle way.
FYourEx'sLife.
FYourEx'sLife.
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Joey7361
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more like "today I got dumped by a guy who showers once a month, fml" then again I see you're writing from Texas so it's not too surprising lol, I live in Houston and showering less than once-twice daily is like swimming in dirt with a bunch of pigs lol
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tehamericanboy94
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Tell him u will give him a blowjob everytime
he showers...there's some motivation.
he showers...there's some motivation.
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MattCole
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If he is that dirty, don't have sex without a condom or else you might get an infection. Your boyfriend was being inconsiderate of you by burdening you with his offensive hygiene. Enjoy the fresh air now.
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iowa3jumpman23
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that's what she said
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ktbird
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103 is right about that. Those things aren't fun... infections that is.
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iowa3jumpman23
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I agree with 95
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benen
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well if u don't like that he doesn't shower then dump him instead of ruining his self-esteem
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look_its_me
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no one has addressed the important question of why you went out with him in the first place if he is that grimy?
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cater2U
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I'm pretty sure your life is better because you dumped that nasty dirtball. now you can go places without people looking for the nasty smell
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FYLDeep
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YDI for dating Steve Jobs.
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Brettersson
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that doesnt apply to personal hygene
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samantha_durano
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EW. and you didn't dump him first because?
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pinkpolsih
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back then the Europeans only showered once a year. and the rich wealthy queen showered 3 times a year! is your boyfriend European? that might explain a little.
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UberFail79
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If you dated a hippy, I swear to God, I'll have to take action.
Why can't we be friends, you say? Because speaking to you is an assault on my nostrils.
Why can't we be friends, you say? Because speaking to you is an assault on my nostrils.
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inuyashagirl
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ewww his junk must taste like shit!
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aeliz
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Oh yeah I didn't even think of that aspect of it... You can probably smell his junk from a mile away!
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meglit702
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*subtle, genious
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AndreaHaha
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ewe;
WTF I'd like to say
first off that's disgusting
an second you should have dumped
him. I mean seriously did you not
smell anything? Jee
WTF I'd like to say
first off that's disgusting
an second you should have dumped
him. I mean seriously did you not
smell anything? Jee
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gomego87
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YDI for not grabbing out an AK-47 and killin him.
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AndreaHaha
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jee;
don't you think that's
a little too much?
don't you think that's
a little too much?
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naana1
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fml but u can find some one who accually showers everday
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clink900
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how could you be his boyfriend. I know he stank everytime he is around. you must be nasty too!!
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paramedix
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what a fking liberty!!!!!
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blocparty
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yeah, once a month is way too often
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Lqum26
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He dumped her. I'm so glad someone taught you to read.
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Ethos_fml
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And HE dumped you?
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bihero
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good for him ... lolx
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Finishstrong
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yeah I was thinking the same thing! He showers once a months and HE dumped you... so wrong.. lol
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Angeledice
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Agreed!
As soon as the OP knew he was that disgusting she should have rejected his ass. :S
As soon as the OP knew he was that disgusting she should have rejected his ass. :S
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lebronesque73091
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I thought you meant showering together once a month was not a normal thing. But yeah, that's gross.
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astro_plastic
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That's what you get for dating Robert Pattinson.
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fueledbyshar
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Total win (:
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xonk21
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haha. agreed!
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DGross
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lol... very nice
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gregsdaman
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I love you for that comment
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ktbird
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win
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iGreen_Day
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Oh no!
Lol you're awesome
Lol you're awesome
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Rosalie_Haostn
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you have THE best comment here! I applaude you! ^_^
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megissocool
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hahaha nice so true
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inuyashagirl
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even though he never showers, I would totally fuck him
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Coccinelle_fml
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Be glad you got rid of him.
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marc33
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no.. he got rid of her! lol still can't believe u were sleeping man that hasn't showered a month!!! was wondering how long that once a month shower takes..?!! I bet u it less than 10 min! what's wrong with all these ppl??? :(
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maskedman
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FYL for getting dumped by a hobo.
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Philosophic
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YDI for dating a cat.
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nibawan
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old
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aeliz
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Yeah, that's really gross. Men are questionable after missing a couple days worth of showers. Some women too, I guess. Well. I guess he wasn't worth your time anyway, if he'd break up with you over something so dumb.
And I agree with astro. :P
And I agree with astro. :P
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astro_plastic
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cute new pic :)
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yourfaceninja
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haha, iknow. she looks drunk like all the time.
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shiritt
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grows, 4 times a week is a freaking minimum, (according to me).
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fisheatsbear
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agreed. and that's pushing it
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EatUrGreens
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I don't know how some even manage that, I can't leave the house without washing myself in the morning :/
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Greeneyes3
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ewww... ydi for being with a guy that stinks like BO! nasty