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Today, my boyfriend decided he is going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML

By types - / Friday 2 March 2012 15:01 / United States
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  addiizcherry  |  0

Now my GF slowly walks to the computer with a determined face! Boom! She quickly goes to fmylife.com and types in how she thinks I'm annoying. She waits for 3 hours to be moderated. She checks back and her post has been confirmed. Mission accomplished.

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  MuziKMajoR  |  5

Says OP's BF: "Now she is going up, now she is going down now she is going up now she is going down now she is getting off now she is mad at me now she is going to bed now she is snoring she is breathing in out in our in out....now i have to leave"

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  poprocksss73  |  7

I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life... ... I woke several hours later in a daze.

By  birdfreak  |  24

Is your name Lois?

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