FML : Today, my boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately, he came straight from bar-hopping with his...

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Today, my boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately, he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wasted. He's currently naked in bed, cooing at his penis, and giggling like a little girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By kvdfan - / Monday 27 August 2012 12:57 / United States

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By thawny_fml | 21

#4866109 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:12

That is screaming YouTube

By DocBastard | 38

#4866173 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:22

Boyfriend: Aw. Wook at you! Wook at the widdle pee pee! Isn't it cute!
OP: No. But it IS little.

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By thawny_fml | 21

#4866109 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:12

That is screaming YouTube

_Oblivion_ | 12

#4866303 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:53

Why don't you seem surprised haha.

ShannyAK | 16

#4866375 - Monday 27 August 2012 17:17

Its going to go viral!

Chill_Turtle95 | 3

#4866584 - Monday 27 August 2012 18:13

This is going to my favorites.

305Miami | 0

#4866676 - Monday 27 August 2012 18:49

Make sure to make an Adsense account to make a little money if it does go viral :)

iFizzgig | 11

#4866904 - Monday 27 August 2012 19:54

I honestly thought it was moaning youporn

drunkandfml | 11

#5223091 - Friday 7 December 2012 13:18

YOUTUBE!!!! YOUTUBE!!! Nope, it's just me, guys.

By I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#4866111 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:13

Awh, how cute.

thrAsHeRr9081 | 16

#4866196 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:28

Long time, no see! Welcome back :-)

Aug1508 | 9

#4866274 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:47

He wants to role play!!! Lol, he wants to be the girl this time.

By tpike1296 | 11

#4866116 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:13

I coo at my penis. Isn't that normal?

cameronman9 | 2

#4866121 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:14

I don't think so

WhyAmUHere | 19

#4866131 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:15

Don't listen to him. It's perfectly normal.

lopsop | 12

#4866258 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:42

Mine coos back some times. I'm not crazy am I?

perdix | 29

#4866305 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:53

No, that's fucked up.

Singing bawdy songs of ribaldry to your penis while slapping it to the beat is perfectly normal.

TheDrifter | 23

#4866430 - Monday 27 August 2012 17:30

I thought you were supposed to whistle Dixie, not sing. But, I'm a lousy singer anyhow.

njgohard | 16

#4866977 - Monday 27 August 2012 20:29

Personally I prefer "Sweet Home Alabama", but to each his own, I guess.

Goldenchest | 14

#4867851 - Tuesday 28 August 2012 2:51

3 - Can Pegasi even see down there?

tpike1296 | 11

#4867877 - Tuesday 28 August 2012 2:56

131: we Pegasi are very flexible.

By jwolfe50 | 5

#4866123 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:15

You sure know how to pick them OP

By cameronman9 | 2

#4866124 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:15

What does op mean!!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!???????

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#4866135 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:16

Over-punctuating?!?!?!?!?!

nniikkaayy | 4

#4866140 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:17

original poster.

MURIKKA | 11

#4866143 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:17

Opaque parrot

77777771 | 12

#4866150 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:18

Octopus penis.

tpike1296 | 11

#4866153 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:18

Otherworldly penis.

Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#4866155 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:19

Octopus penis.

#13 edited their comment after I posted. I did not copy them.

emeraldisle | 30

#4866187 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:25

Orange peel

rahrah765765 | 11

#4866245 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:39

Oh pee.

christopherryan | 0

#4866293 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:51

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

_Oblivion_ | 12

#4866309 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:56

Old Penis

stephan18 | 23

#4866313 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:58

Why does he look like an ass you fucking idiot? He wanted to know what it meant, someone has to ask! I bet quite a few FMLers learned what OP meant because he asked. Some people are patient and some ask, the patient ones learn because of people who ask.

DocBastard | 38

#4866329 - Monday 27 August 2012 17:04

Christopherryan - He looks like a noob, that's all.

You, however, look like an ass.

ManInTheMachine | 19

#4866345 - Monday 27 August 2012 17:07

stephan18-

Yes, and the intelligent ones have the common sense to use the most popular search engine of the 21st century.

neilykins | 28

#4866349 - Monday 27 August 2012 17:08

I didn't know either, then I googled it...

MissMae93 | 23

#4866540 - Monday 27 August 2012 17:53

Obnoxious poster - kind of like you with all those unnecessary exclamation points and question marks.

mikeymayhem_87 | 15

#4866558 - Monday 27 August 2012 18:01

Ovarian puncher?

No? Okay.....

khaosblade91 | 6

#4866579 - Monday 27 August 2012 18:10

Fyl

Chill_Turtle95 | 3

#4866593 - Monday 27 August 2012 18:17

I don't know what it stands for either, but from context clues I'm assuming it's used when referring to person who wrote the FML above.

Gregory607 | 1

#4867155 - Monday 27 August 2012 22:04

And that is why Doc is my favorite

Eiregal2 | 10

#4867334 - Monday 27 August 2012 23:48

Welcome to the FML hate party darling!

KiddNYC1O | 20

#4867402 - Tuesday 28 August 2012 0:28

It's an abbreviation for Stfu.

klx125cross | 9

#4867695 - Tuesday 28 August 2012 2:14

Just google it.... Dumb ass

jellycorn | 13

#4868312 - Tuesday 28 August 2012 8:13

Optimus Prime

By MURIKKA | 11

#4866126 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:15

At least he didn't do that at the bar....

By swankmrpancake | 8

#4866132 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:16

Maybe that's his drunk mating call.

By DocBastard | 38

#4866173 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:22

Boyfriend: Aw. Wook at you! Wook at the widdle pee pee! Isn't it cute!
OP: No. But it IS little.

folfg0 | 12

#4867019 - Monday 27 August 2012 20:49

You make FMLs worth reading doc bastard.

SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#4867034 - Monday 27 August 2012 20:52

Op's Bf: Awww, I bet you can't even stand up for me!
No you can't! No you can't!

Op: Unfortunately, you're right.

mick3y2013 | 2

#4868234 - Tuesday 28 August 2012 6:41

Lol

By RedPillSucks | 31

#4866175 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:23

Cooing at his penis?
Was he fucking pigeons at the bar?

andiewithlove | 19

#4866667 - Monday 27 August 2012 18:47

Cooing doesn't always mean a literal "coo" sound. It can also be murmuring fondly to something, like when people marvel at babies.

By emeraldisle | 30

#4866179 - Monday 27 August 2012 16:23

Sounds like he's having a blast by himself.

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