By kvdfan - 27/08/2012 12:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately, he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wasted. He's currently naked in bed, cooing at his penis, and giggling like a little girl. FML
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That is screaming YouTube

Boyfriend: Aw. Wook at you! Wook at the widdle pee pee! Isn't it cute! OP: No. But it IS little.

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That is screaming YouTube

Why don't you seem surprised haha.

Its going to go viral!

This is going to my favorites.

Make sure to make an Adsense account to make a little money if it does go viral :)

I honestly thought it was moaning youporn

YOUTUBE!!!! YOUTUBE!!! Nope, it's just me, guys.

Long time, no see! Welcome back :-)

He wants to role play!!! Lol, he wants to be the girl this time.

I coo at my penis. Isn't that normal?

I don't think so

Don't listen to him. It's perfectly normal.

Mine coos back some times. I'm not crazy am I?

No, that's fucked up. Singing bawdy songs of ribaldry to your penis while slapping it to the beat is perfectly normal.

I thought you were supposed to whistle Dixie, not sing. But, I'm a lousy singer anyhow.

Personally I prefer "Sweet Home Alabama", but to each his own, I guess.

3 - Can Pegasi even see down there?

131: we Pegasi are very flexible.

You sure know how to pick them OP

What does op mean!!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!???????

Over-punctuating?!?!?!?!?!

original poster.

Opaque parrot

Octopus penis.

Otherworldly penis.

Octopus penis. #13 edited their comment after I posted. I did not copy them.

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Why does he look like an ass you fucking idiot? He wanted to know what it meant, someone has to ask! I bet quite a few FMLers learned what OP meant because he asked. Some people are patient and some ask, the patient ones learn because of people who ask.

Christopherryan - He looks like a noob, that's all. You, however, look like an ass.

stephan18- Yes, and the intelligent ones have the common sense to use the most popular search engine of the 21st century.

I didn't know either, then I googled it...

Obnoxious poster - kind of like you with all those unnecessary exclamation points and question marks.

Ovarian puncher? No? Okay.....

I don't know what it stands for either, but from context clues I'm assuming it's used when referring to person who wrote the FML above.

And that is why Doc is my favorite

Welcome to the FML hate party darling!

It's an abbreviation for Stfu.

Just google it.... Dumb ass

Optimus Prime

At least he didn't do that at the bar....

Maybe that's his drunk mating call.

Boyfriend: Aw. Wook at you! Wook at the widdle pee pee! Isn't it cute! OP: No. But it IS little.

You make FMLs worth reading doc bastard.

Op's Bf: Awww, I bet you can't even stand up for me! No you can't! No you can't! Op: Unfortunately, you're right.

Cooing at his penis? Was he fucking pigeons at the bar?

Cooing doesn't always mean a literal "coo" sound. It can also be murmuring fondly to something, like when people marvel at babies.

Sounds like he's having a blast by himself.