By Chels - 11/05/2011 05:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML
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hahaha :D awkward

Badtz_maru_fml 0

-Insert awkward silence-


lol that sux :p

jackiemoonthepro 5

so do your glasses

Temi25 6


That's what she did according to her father.

her dad is a player

catrav77 0

15 - How was that related to 1's comment at all...?

Harsh 8. Even if it might be somewhat true... Btw am I the only one who anticipated for OP to say her boyfriend said "yes"!? Certainly was a change from what you usually see on FML when I read on.

omg that is so awkward and weird... sucks to be you op..

futtbuck101 1


pedophile dad win!

hahaha :D awkward

I guess a little more alcohol was needed to make that "joke" funny.

ckyorelse 18

yeah, why so serious?

pwincessa23 1

I'm sure it was akward but seriosly why would he think it's funny. btw, I love the joker.

futtbuck101 1


because he was drunk.

That dad is EPIC! OP, get over it.

Can't stop laughing on this FML!!

this FML is hilarious! but seriously the OP's dad is a creep...but funny at the same time o.o

jackiemoonthepro 5


it ain't winning till she's whining!

i love how people who comment "wincest" on fmls either get tons of thumbs up or tons of thumbs down

It's because some people can take a joke and some cannot.

wincest as in supernatural winchesters?

kiaralove53 0

FYL op... that's hilarious

It wasn't funny cause he did have sex with you?

yeahhhhh I don't really get it either :S or maybe were both dumb 92 haha :)

Badtz_maru_fml 0

-Insert awkward silence-

did I mention my name is Awkward Silence?

no 48, no that's not winning

haileemarie7 6

Another gay baby was born....

SuperDerp 8

awkward silence so awkward you can taste it

whoisthisgirl 4

I enjoyed #6 lol

xjessxjessx 0

lol tht is kinda creepy lol

dezinspaaace 0

LMFAO! fyl indeed op. omg that just made my morning.

Eww... That's just creepy and life scarring.

Victorfoo 0

Hey ;)

Wow I can actually taste the awkward.

Does it taste like sweaty balls?

You would like to know, wouldnt you

elmogoezRAWR 0

that's a win because you're picture is of amazing deliciousness

SunDropGirl 0

and I can taste the French fries in your picture! man haven't hardly eaten in 2 days so sick!

ha lol I onpurposely said the "taste" part because of my picture. (not) *cough* *cough*

Since it wasn't funny, does it mean he has done it before?

she wish he had =P

CaroAurelia 12

I don't think that's ever a funny joke, regardless of whether or not it actually happened.