By bittenbyadonkey - 28/01/2011 17:23 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 046
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I would love to call that woman my mother

Your mom has problems. Seriously, do parents always have to be so embarrassing?

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I would love to call that woman my mother

Never ever invite your boyfriend over again : or lock your mother in the basement when you do. Damn that must've been embarrassing..

O_O....at least she's interested in your life

ROFL what was his response?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that's hot. where's the fml?

Your mom has problems. Seriously, do parents always have to be so embarrassing?

Exactly. Why would her mom even ask that? That's disgusting.

Ik like seriously.

She was under the influence of alcohol.

Woah! that must have been awkward! fyl hope your bf didn't answer her questions or it would have gotten even weirder!!

Now that's a caring mom Did she give him some pointers to help him out? lol

Hide the liquor from your Mom next time. By the way, what was his answer? Are you good in bed? Does he like going down on you? Enquiring minds want to know.

u are the grossest person in the world cover ur face!!