By Porche - 12/11/2015 16:24 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend called me at work and said, "I hate to do this over the phone..." I burst into tears, thinking he was going to break up with me. Turns out he only ate my last doughnut. Now my co-workers think I'm a weirdo. FML
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Kermy1113 23
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I still would've cried

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jackthekeeper 24
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I'd cry more about a donut tbh

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Kermy1113 23
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I still would've cried

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friday9733 11
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The classy thing woulda been to get replacements after you ate the donut. But then you coulda just ate the fresh donut. And this all requires clothes...

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PoisonKangaroo 5
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Atleast it wasn't the last muffin OP!

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jackthekeeper 24
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I'd cry more about a donut tbh

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delude 26
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Doughnuts > boys

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doxer 13
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You didn't cry over the doughnut. What's wrong with you?

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thebeast2349 6
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Doughnuts are definitely something to cry over lol.

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ShleeG 23
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littlekellilee 45
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I hope you mean ex-doughnut

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JKPwnage 26
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The next day: "Today, I called my girlfriend during work to tell her I ate the last doughnut, and I started by saying, "I hate to do this over the phone." She burst into tears because she thought I was breaking up with her. When she got home, she dumped me. FML"

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SecundusSecunda 27
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Dough-nut jump to conclusions OP

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itsalanis 24
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Hey, I thought this was a pretty neat pun. Or maybe I have lower standards than I thought...

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SecundusSecunda 27
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I was just trying to keep things simple

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beeferjay 34
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you might need to stop by the donut shop after work... you emotional wreck you, lol

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Richard6036 13
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I'm glad it was just a doughnut, but it sounds like you have severe self-esteem issues

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Marmarfarfar 25
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worth crying over to be honest

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