Today, my boyfriend called me at work and said, "I hate to do this over the phone..." I burst into tears, thinking he was going to break up with me. Turns out he only ate my last doughnut. Now my co-workers think I'm a weirdo. FML
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Kermy1113
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I still would've cried
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jackthekeeper
| 24
I'd cry more about a donut tbh
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Kermy1113
| 23
I still would've cried
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friday9733
| 11
The classy thing woulda been to get replacements after you ate the donut. But then you coulda just ate the fresh donut. And this all requires clothes...
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PoisonKangaroo
| 5
Atleast it wasn't the last muffin OP!
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jackthekeeper
| 24
I'd cry more about a donut tbh
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delude
| 26
Doughnuts > boys
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doxer
| 13
You didn't cry over the doughnut. What's wrong with you?
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thebeast2349
| 6
Doughnuts are definitely something to cry over lol.
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ShleeG
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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littlekellilee
| 45
I hope you mean ex-doughnut
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JKPwnage
| 25
The next day:
"Today, I called my girlfriend during work to tell her I ate the last doughnut, and I started by saying, "I hate to do this over the phone." She burst into tears because she thought I was breaking up with her. When she got home, she dumped me. FML"
"Today, I called my girlfriend during work to tell her I ate the last doughnut, and I started by saying, "I hate to do this over the phone." She burst into tears because she thought I was breaking up with her. When she got home, she dumped me. FML"
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SecundusSecunda
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Dough-nut jump to conclusions OP
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itsalanis
| 24
Hey, I thought this was a pretty neat pun. Or maybe I have lower standards than I thought...
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SecundusSecunda
| 27
I was just trying to keep things simple
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beeferjay
| 34
you might need to stop by the donut shop after work... you emotional wreck you, lol
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Richard6036
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I'm glad it was just a doughnut, but it sounds like you have severe self-esteem issues
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Marmarfarfar
| 25
worth crying over to be honest