By back to creepers - 21/12/2013 20:05 - United Kingdom - Worcester

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 483
You deserved it 6 494

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Send the creepers to his house.

ballettillidie 8

Well just make a giant penis in front of his house, that way everyone will know how much of a dick he really is!!


I like your username

At least he didn't grief the shit out of the world. It's those little victories.

I agree, I would rather be dumped by some gf on MC than be griefed. Btw, I hate the sky army

Sky's alright. But it's when he's not serious but still wins kinds of pisses me off.

Just so you know, it's a really long story why I hate SkythekidRS. It all started when I was playing on aviator's server, and built a melon out of melon blocks and assorted wools. I got griefed soon enough, and the griefed posted a large amount of signs that said "SKY ONLY! BUTTER ONLY!" That rung to me how awful sky army was, and how insane it's followers are. Sky does minecraft, I will hunt you down oh so bad >:U

Attack of the minecraft nerds.

incoherentrmblr 21

Metallica - Creeping Death.

81, shut the fuck up. Everyone has their own interests. Some like minecraft, some don't.

you have to give him credit. that was pretty creative.

Wow, 81! I think you touched a soft spot. 101 is sitting in the corner breathing heavily with angry tears in their eyes contemplating smashing your face in with their keyboard. Careful you don't say anything else about Minecraft or they might just snap.

Send the creepers to his house.

You've gotta give the kid points for creativity!

thejewishfuhrer 17

Absolutely correct #16, how many negative points should I award for such an immature and dickish (not a real word kids, don't use it) way to break up with someone?

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Creepers are something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Not even in the virtual world.

OP seems to like them though. "Back to Creepers"

Rainhawk94 27

#16 taking about creepers....nice profile pic

Now you have excuse to smash his laptop.

No, there is never any excuse or reason to smash another persons laptop/console/anything. Unless they give you permission to do so.

And whoever agrees to let someone do that is either a rich motherfucker or insanely stupid.

euphoricness 28

OP needs to break his dick in half then feed it to the mine craft iguanas!

thejewishfuhrer 17

"Now you have excuse to smash his laptop." ......Have excuse? HULK HAVE EXCUSE! HULK SMASH LAPTOP!

It could be an Xbox. Or Xbox One.

Obviously we were just giving an example.

Unless you're Carrie Underwood and your boyfriend cheated on you

I wouldn't smash any consoles like PS2 or that. If I don't want my console anymore I just sell it or give it to charity.

ballettillidie 8

Well just make a giant penis in front of his house, that way everyone will know how much of a dick he really is!!

Go in creative and use the mob spawners in his house! If you know his password, you can change his skin to a big penis.

Or make a really small one :-)

Just take a diamond sword to him..

Don't forget the enchanted bow.

/inventory add diamond sword

I can swing my sword sword/ sword my diamond sword

Mynameislinh 24

Wow... There are some really creative ways to break up with someone!

what a blockhead

#46 - There's a button for that.

Where? I don't see a "haha" button.

jaycee1209 5

Now dress up in minecraft mode and bring your tools with you to his house.

rg350dx 29

/breakup playername

I guess your relationship was like a creeper bound to blow up