FML : Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML

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By j / Sunday 14 August 2011 03:56 / United States

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By F0xyTurtle | 8

#3105870 - Sunday 14 August 2011 08:52

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By Jaimegirl | 7

#3106217 - Sunday 14 August 2011 09:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me due to my abusing animals, my reaction? I punted a kitten off a cliff.

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By F0xyTurtle | 8

#3105870 - Sunday 14 August 2011 08:52

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doctor_awesome | 8

#3105904 - Sunday 14 August 2011 08:54

Captain Obvious strikes again

Laners561769 | 9

#3105994 - Sunday 14 August 2011 09:00

Theres 12 steps, buddy. USE THEM. Alcoholism is terrible.

BIEBERSLAYER | 10

#3106034 - Sunday 14 August 2011 09:04

AA is for quitters

bubble25_fml | 5

#3106081 - Sunday 14 August 2011 09:10

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Jaimegirl | 7

#3106217 - Sunday 14 August 2011 09:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me due to my abusing animals, my reaction? I punted a kitten off a cliff.

Jvr91 | 8

#3106263 - Sunday 14 August 2011 09:38

Yeah! Way to show'em

denvan | 0

#3106378 - Sunday 14 August 2011 10:03

AA meetings make you want to get there drunk and drink after

enonymous | 8

#3106419 - Sunday 14 August 2011 10:12

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DrIDGAF | 7

#3106421 - Sunday 14 August 2011 10:12

Op should celebrate her pouring a drink, by pouring a drink

doctor_awesome | 8

#3106506 - Sunday 14 August 2011 10:37

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doctor_awesome | 8

#3106508 - Sunday 14 August 2011 10:38

fuck wrong comment

andy_l | 14

#3106573 - Sunday 14 August 2011 11:06

He wouldn't have left you if it was a sex addiction, I'd bet.

Yngve_fml | 9

#3106582 - Sunday 14 August 2011 11:09

An awesome doctor would have checked.

eshhayz | 0

#3106875 - Sunday 14 August 2011 12:25

it's Spelt poor you dumbass

the_ace1337 | 0

#3106942 - Sunday 14 August 2011 12:37

Winners never quit :D

xXshadowrollerXx | 6

#3107116 - Sunday 14 August 2011 01:20

105 - Can't tell if trolling, or just stupid..

jizzwold | 21

#3107171 - Sunday 14 August 2011 01:40

85 He probably would have cause most people don't like their girl going around fucking everything with a penis

SPecial_Kay14 | 0

#3107265 - Sunday 14 August 2011 02:11

No it's not. Yeah, we're the real dumb asses alright. (

baconftw | 9

#3108040 - Sunday 14 August 2011 05:55

Drink your problems away :)

goodrichpj | 7

#3110631 - Monday 15 August 2011 06:42

Could have not said it better

goodrichpj | 7

#3110654 - Monday 15 August 2011 06:56

Can someone please tell me how to send message to someone/go to someones profile??? Please thank y'all

monkosis71 | 6

#4248574 - Monday 2 April 2012 09:22

lmao i love that, youre awesome

By nadhirah | 4

#3105883 - Sunday 14 August 2011 08:52

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Melissa92_fml | 13

#3105978 - Sunday 14 August 2011 08:59

Most indecisive comment ever.

bfsd42 | 20

#3106126 - Sunday 14 August 2011 09:16

But maybe he was right. But maybe he was wrong. But maybe the world is flat. But maybe the Boogie Man is real and preys on people who can't have a strong opinion. But.........

SluggerJ | 7

#3106653 - Sunday 14 August 2011 11:31

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dropdeadtrollin | 0

#3107350 - Sunday 14 August 2011 02:50

I want to meet this girl.

spazzy910 | 0

#3110531 - Monday 15 August 2011 05:53

Hush, doctor

spazzy910 | 0

#3110534 - Monday 15 August 2011 05:55

I was trying to say that to the guy who commented first :) just in case y'all didn't know

By Ben360 | 6

#3105885 - Sunday 14 August 2011 08:52

Get help

doctor_awesome | 8

#3106016 - Sunday 14 August 2011 09:03

*he says with a beer sign in the background*

angiedancesalott | 8

#3106043 - Sunday 14 August 2011 09:05

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doctor_awesome | 8

#3106244 - Sunday 14 August 2011 09:35

50- I never said he was. i was simply pointing out the irony in the situation. something that obviously went over your head.

bagginzy | 14

#3106570 - Sunday 14 August 2011 11:04

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By JuggaletteKlown | 0

#3105890 - Sunday 14 August 2011 08:53

Throw a party and get drunk?:D What kind of "antics" do you do anyway? 0.o

SmokinTitties | 0

#3110128 - Monday 15 August 2011 03:37

I'd like to know as well. Just puttin that out there

By Shaniaaa20 | 0

#3105897 - Sunday 14 August 2011 08:53

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LOLtrollzin | 3

#3106057 - Sunday 14 August 2011 09:06

Noooooo really didn't think that was a problem for OP.

Taht_Guy_fml | 0

#3106273 - Sunday 14 August 2011 09:39

Sarcasm is great...

jizzwold | 21

#3107175 - Sunday 14 August 2011 01:42

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By Xtra_Cheddar | 3

#3105910 - Sunday 14 August 2011 08:54

Way to stay true

By beesmakewax | 3

#3105912 - Sunday 14 August 2011 08:54

I like the sound of this. We should hang out some time

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#3107357 - Sunday 14 August 2011 02:51

Nobody likes the sloppy, pissy girl at the party. If you can't handle your drink, do it at home alone. If you wake up with no memory and have fucked up your own house, it might be time to cut back a wee dram.