Today, my boyfriend broke a glass in the kitchen and accidentally stepped on it, cutting his foot. He asked me if I could help him clean his cut. Apparently, he's ticklish and I now have a huge bruise on my chest from where he kicked me. FML

By ouch.... - / Tuesday 22 October 2013 01:24 / United States - Duxbury
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By  FrietvanPiet  |  16

Dump him, I don't see any other options

  Booda_Shun  |  28

Must we jump to such unpleasant conclusions, #4?

  Booda_Shun  |  28

I don't think I'm new anymore... And sometimes you can find helpful advice on CERTAIN FMLs. Sometimes. Never.

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