FML : Today, my boyfriend broke a glass in the kitchen and accidentally stepped on it, cutting his foot. He asked me if I could help him clean his cut. Apparently,...

Today, my boyfriend broke a glass in the kitchen and accidentally stepped on it, cutting his foot. He asked me if I could help him clean his cut. Apparently, he's ticklish and I now have a huge bruise on my chest from where he kicked me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ouch.... - / Tuesday 22 October 2013 01:24 / United States - Duxbury

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By vipirius | 18

#5725689 - Tuesday 22 October 2013 10:15

Well at least you know his weakness if you guys ever have a tickle fight.

By oj101 | 33

#5725705 - Tuesday 22 October 2013 10:28

Pour alcohol on it just for laughs.

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By vipirius | 18

#5725689 - Tuesday 22 October 2013 10:15

Well at least you know his weakness if you guys ever have a tickle fight.

JustinKirby | 20

#5725845 - Tuesday 22 October 2013 13:46

Yeah but it will just turn into a real fight like this one, apparently he has one hell of a kick XD

LanceGoodthrust | 19

#5725854 - Tuesday 22 October 2013 13:57

Maybe he could enter kickboxing competitions... You will just have to tickle him at the right moment... Over and over again

By underthesea12 | 24

#5725690 - Tuesday 22 October 2013 10:16

don't tickle the bleeding foot!

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#5725691 - Tuesday 22 October 2013 10:17

I wonder if the tickling would stimulate the blood flow and cause blood to fly out of the wound...

By FrietvanPiet | 16

#5725698 - Tuesday 22 October 2013 10:22

Dump him, I don't see any other options

yahoowizard | 16

#5725701 - Tuesday 22 October 2013 10:27

Ahh there's that good old FML advice on running a successful relationship

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#5725702 - Tuesday 22 October 2013 10:27

Must we jump to such unpleasant conclusions, #4?

oj101 | 33

#5725709 - Tuesday 22 October 2013 10:30

#6 - You must be new here. Nothing much on the FML comments section follows logic or positivity.

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#5725723 - Tuesday 22 October 2013 10:52

I don't think I'm new anymore... And sometimes you can find helpful advice on CERTAIN FMLs. Sometimes. Never.

HortonThelephant | 15

#5725738 - Tuesday 22 October 2013 11:26

#11 This my friend, is colloquially known as the FML Paradox. 2 equally opposite comments making contradictory statements, and neither suitable to the community's liking.

ryanthecheeseguy | 18

#5725859 - Tuesday 22 October 2013 14:03

#15 in this case never.

SaintJupiter | 16

#5726929 - Wednesday 23 October 2013 16:50

nice troll! :D

DevilsAltair | 8

#5737307 - Friday 1 November 2013 3:43

Just because he was bleeding?its not like he cheated on her. He probably apologized

By oj101 | 33

#5725705 - Tuesday 22 October 2013 10:28

Pour alcohol on it just for laughs.

HeyHeyFishFillet | 34

#5726399 - Tuesday 22 October 2013 22:44

Huge plot twist, it turns out OP's boyfriend has a pain fetish. In turn, their sex life is never the same and now she has to resort to whipping him for foreplay.