Yeah but it will just turn into a real fight like this one, apparently he has one hell of a kick XD

Maybe he could enter kickboxing competitions... You will just have to tickle him at the right moment... Over and over again

I wonder if the tickling would stimulate the blood flow and cause blood to fly out of the wound...

Ahh there's that good old FML advice on running a successful relationship

Must we jump to such unpleasant conclusions, #4?

#6 - You must be new here. Nothing much on the FML comments section follows logic or positivity.

I don't think I'm new anymore... And sometimes you can find helpful advice on CERTAIN FMLs. Sometimes. Never.

#11 This my friend, is colloquially known as the FML Paradox. 2 equally opposite comments making contradictory statements, and neither suitable to the community's liking.

#15 in this case never.

nice troll! :D

Just because he was bleeding?its not like he cheated on her. He probably apologized

Huge plot twist, it turns out OP's boyfriend has a pain fetish. In turn, their sex life is never the same and now she has to resort to whipping him for foreplay.