FML : Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating,...

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Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 22 September 2009 04:27 / United States

Love

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By allmidnighteyes | 10

#580133 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:07

Okay, you're divorced now.

Okay, you're paying alimony now.

Okay, you're a cougar now.

Okay, you're dead now.

Okay, you're a zombie now.

By dyingstart | 0

#580140 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:09

At the altar, he's probably gonna say "okay, we're married now" rather than "I do"

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By allmidnighteyes | 10

#580133 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:07

Okay, you're divorced now.

Okay, you're paying alimony now.

Okay, you're a cougar now.

Okay, you're dead now.

Okay, you're a zombie now.

redbluegreen | 40

#580148 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:13

LMFAO!

I think I love you, Twinny. ♥

Reminds me of the whole, you know, K-I-S-S-I-N-G song.
Only more realistic.
Besides the zombies.

allmidnighteyes | 10

#580150 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:14

♥

haleystarship | 0

#580187 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:30

WOW i really laughed at that

LOLYLIF | 0

#580192 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:32

Pretty accurate predictions you've got there.

Jotham | 0

#580213 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:46

You made my day. ^0^

I love how this guy does his thing

the_walrus | 0

#580266 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 13:55

I want to meet this guy and shake his hand, legend

realggirl | 0

#580344 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 15:16

I know, I do too! Personally I think it's hilarious. Can you even imagine?

kukopia | 0

#580442 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 16:31

You forgot making sandwiches and bringing him beer.

FuckObama | 3

#770515 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 20:02

What's not realistic about the zombies? lol

BlueJeans2626 | 0

#803140 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:43

lmfao

lukiemon | 2

#841786 - Wednesday 10 February 2010 19:22

hahaha awesome dude!

focusf111 | 0

#846027 - Thursday 11 February 2010 23:42

exactly what i was thinking haha

tokintot07 | 0

#887559 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 4:51

haha this is funny. it's not a good FML tho.

danikin | 0

#1455347 - Saturday 25 September 2010 3:39

win.

KTMnutJOB | 0

#1588935 - Saturday 23 October 2010 8:04

what the he'll is in your hand... if it's alive u should kill it and eat it.

Naveh | 0

#1997923 - Sunday 23 January 2011 2:15

O: Are you secretly Ned Flanders, 167?

fallenangel72 | 7

#5163033 - Monday 19 November 2012 6:58

#1 lmao!!! That's cute

OBTrice | 15

#5912668 - Saturday 12 April 2014 22:02

Okay you're on The Walking Dead now

PlasmaPorter | 12

#6005146 - Friday 11 July 2014 20:39

he's like Castiel from Supernatural!

By tingting1 | 0

#580134 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:07

how romantic :)

cerulean_rules | 2

#1829028 - Saturday 11 December 2010 16:34

Hahahaha

By moonlight_daze | 8

#580139 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:09

How long have you been dating him? You should've already know he wasn't romantic enough for your standards. YDI

By dyingstart | 0

#580140 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:09

At the altar, he's probably gonna say "okay, we're married now" rather than "I do"

DrunkenValor | 0

#580478 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 16:52

See what happens when people stop being polite, and start being reeeal.

By Amysbodybetrayal | 0

#580141 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:10

Okay, you're single now.

iwadasn | 32

#580230 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:58

I really hope so.

123sploosh | 0

#580400 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 16:07

noo thats stupid, dont dump him

eean | 0

#580635 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 19:48

He sounds like a control freak. GTFO ASAP.

Juli_fml | 0

#581114 - Wednesday 23 September 2009 0:43

^^^^^^agreed

By Julianneisasmurf | 0

#580151 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:14

Hahaha that's kind of cute. I mean it may suck now but think about how fun it will be to tell your kids and grandkids how he "asked" xD

BritishHobo | 0

#580593 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 19:01

Okay, we're having kids now.

dannnngthatsux | 19

#6515671 - Wednesday 20 January 2016 20:29

Pulls out. 'There. You're pregnant now.'

By fmyduck | 0

#580154 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:15

lol. one of the few FML's I've read thats actually a cute story :)

By paprikacha | 9

#580155 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:17

Hey, you didn't say no, OP. :P

By zee209 | 0

#580161 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:19

He seems...controlling.

juventis | 16

#2873196 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 8:39

I totally agree with you

By Synnie | 0

#580164 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:20

Okay, you're fucked now.

allmidnighteyes | 10

#580165 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:21

Is that what he says in bed, or what he says after the condom breaks?

redbluegreen | 40

#580169 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:22

"Okay, you're plump with my seed now!"

Synnie | 0

#580173 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:24

Okay, we're in wedlock now.

Too bad for everyone who said don't marry him.

AndelleRae | 9

#580176 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:26

Lmfao. redbluegreen, it's times like these I wish I could give more than one thumbs up.

redbluegreen | 40

#580180 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:28

Actually, you can. (-;

But thank you!

Synnie | 0

#580184 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:29

*TUTS*
Share the +1's with us, greedy. |C
Your name reminds me I've got Art class today.
/waves flag of submission

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