By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
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allmidnighteyes 10
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Okay, you're divorced now. Okay, you're paying alimony now. Okay, you're a cougar now. Okay, you're dead now. Okay, you're a zombie now.

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dyingstart 0

At the altar, he's probably gonna say "okay, we're married now" rather than "I do"

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allmidnighteyes 10
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Okay, you're divorced now. Okay, you're paying alimony now. Okay, you're a cougar now. Okay, you're dead now. Okay, you're a zombie now.

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redbluegreen 40
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LMFAO! I think I love you, Twinny. ♥ Reminds me of the whole, you know, K-I-S-S-I-N-G song. Only more realistic. Besides the zombies.

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haleystarship 0
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WOW i really laughed at that

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LOLYLIF 0

Pretty accurate predictions you've got there.

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Jotham 0
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You made my day. ^0^ I love how this guy does his thing

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the_walrus 0

I want to meet this guy and shake his hand, legend

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realggirl 0

I know, I do too! Personally I think it's hilarious. Can you even imagine?

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kukopia 0
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You forgot making sandwiches and bringing him beer.

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FuckObama 3

What's not realistic about the zombies? lol

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focusf111 0
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exactly what i was thinking haha

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tokintot07 0

haha this is funny. it's not a good FML tho.

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danikin 0

win.

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KTMnutJOB 0
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what the he'll is in your hand... if it's alive u should kill it and eat it.

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Naveh 0
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O: Are you secretly Ned Flanders, 167?

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fallenangel72 7
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#1 lmao!!! That's cute

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OBTrice 15
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Okay you're on The Walking Dead now

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PlasmaPorter 12
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he's like Castiel from Supernatural!

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tingting1 0
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how romantic :)

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moonlight_daze 8

How long have you been dating him? You should've already know he wasn't romantic enough for your standards. YDI

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dyingstart 0

At the altar, he's probably gonna say "okay, we're married now" rather than "I do"

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DrunkenValor 0
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See what happens when people stop being polite, and start being reeeal.

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Amysbodybetrayal 0

Okay, you're single now.

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iwadasn 32
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I really hope so.

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123sploosh 0

noo thats stupid, dont dump him

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eean 0
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He sounds like a control freak. GTFO ASAP.

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Juli_fml 0
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^^^^^^agreed

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Julianneisasmurf 0
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Hahaha that's kind of cute. I mean it may suck now but think about how fun it will be to tell your kids and grandkids how he "asked" xD

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BritishHobo 0
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Okay, we're having kids now.

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dannnngthatsux 19

Pulls out. 'There. You're pregnant now.'

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fmyduck 0

lol. one of the few FML's I've read thats actually a cute story :)

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paprikacha 9
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Hey, you didn't say no, OP. :P

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zee209 0

He seems...controlling.

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juventis 16
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I totally agree with you

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Synnie 0
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Okay, you're fucked now.

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allmidnighteyes 10
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Is that what he says in bed, or what he says after the condom breaks?

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redbluegreen 40
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"Okay, you're plump with my seed now!"

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Synnie 0
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Okay, we're in wedlock now. Too bad for everyone who said don't marry him.

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AndelleRae 9

Lmfao. redbluegreen, it's times like these I wish I could give more than one thumbs up.

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redbluegreen 40
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Actually, you can. (-; But thank you!

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Synnie 0
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*TUTS* Share the +1's with us, greedy. |C Your name reminds me I've got Art class today. /waves flag of submission

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