By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 239
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Okay, you're divorced now. Okay, you're paying alimony now. Okay, you're a cougar now. Okay, you're dead now. Okay, you're a zombie now.

At the altar, he's probably gonna say "okay, we're married now" rather than "I do"

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Okay, you're divorced now. Okay, you're paying alimony now. Okay, you're a cougar now. Okay, you're dead now. Okay, you're a zombie now.

LMFAO! I think I love you, Twinny. ♥ Reminds me of the whole, you know, K-I-S-S-I-N-G song. Only more realistic. Besides the zombies.

WOW i really laughed at that

Pretty accurate predictions you've got there.

You made my day. ^0^ I love how this guy does his thing

I want to meet this guy and shake his hand, legend

I know, I do too! Personally I think it's hilarious. Can you even imagine?

You forgot making sandwiches and bringing him beer.

What's not realistic about the zombies? lol

hahaha awesome dude!

exactly what i was thinking haha

haha this is funny. it's not a good FML tho.

what the he'll is in your hand... if it's alive u should kill it and eat it.

O: Are you secretly Ned Flanders, 167?

#1 lmao!!! That's cute

Okay you're on The Walking Dead now

he's like Castiel from Supernatural!

how romantic :)

How long have you been dating him? You should've already know he wasn't romantic enough for your standards. YDI

At the altar, he's probably gonna say "okay, we're married now" rather than "I do"

See what happens when people stop being polite, and start being reeeal.

Okay, you're single now.

I really hope so.

noo thats stupid, dont dump him

He sounds like a control freak. GTFO ASAP.

^^^^^^agreed

Hahaha that's kind of cute. I mean it may suck now but think about how fun it will be to tell your kids and grandkids how he "asked" xD

Okay, we're having kids now.

Pulls out. 'There. You're pregnant now.'

lol. one of the few FML's I've read thats actually a cute story :)

Hey, you didn't say no, OP. :P

He seems...controlling.

I totally agree with you

Okay, you're fucked now.

Is that what he says in bed, or what he says after the condom breaks?

"Okay, you're plump with my seed now!"

Okay, we're in wedlock now. Too bad for everyone who said don't marry him.

Lmfao. redbluegreen, it's times like these I wish I could give more than one thumbs up.

Actually, you can. (-; But thank you!

*TUTS* Share the +1's with us, greedy. |C Your name reminds me I've got Art class today. /waves flag of submission