By Anonymous - /
Tuesday 22 September 2009 04:27 /
United States
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allmidnighteyes
| 10
Okay, you're divorced now.
Okay, you're paying alimony now.
Okay, you're a cougar now.
Okay, you're dead now.
Okay, you're a zombie now.
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dyingstart
| 0
At the altar, he's probably gonna say "okay, we're married now" rather than "I do"
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allmidnighteyes
| 10
Okay, you're divorced now.
Okay, you're paying alimony now.
Okay, you're a cougar now.
Okay, you're dead now.
Okay, you're a zombie now.
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redbluegreen
| 40
LMFAO!
I think I love you, Twinny. ♥
Reminds me of the whole, you know, K-I-S-S-I-N-G song.
Only more realistic.
Besides the zombies.
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allmidnighteyes
| 10
♥
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haleystarship
| 0
WOW i really laughed at that
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LOLYLIF
| 0
Pretty accurate predictions you've got there.
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Jotham
| 0
You made my day. ^0^
I love how this guy does his thing
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the_walrus
| 0
I want to meet this guy and shake his hand, legend
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realggirl
| 0
I know, I do too! Personally I think it's hilarious. Can you even imagine?
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kukopia
| 0
You forgot making sandwiches and bringing him beer.
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FuckObama
| 3
What's not realistic about the zombies? lol
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BlueJeans2626
| 0
lmfao
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lukiemon
| 2
hahaha awesome dude!
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focusf111
| 0
exactly what i was thinking haha
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tokintot07
| 0
haha this is funny. it's not a good FML tho.
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danikin
| 0
win.
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KTMnutJOB
| 0
what the he'll is in your hand... if it's alive u should kill it and eat it.
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Naveh
| 0
O: Are you secretly Ned Flanders, 167?
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fallenangel72
| 7
#1 lmao!!! That's cute
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OBTrice
| 15
Okay you're on The Walking Dead now
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PlasmaPorter
| 12
he's like Castiel from Supernatural!
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tingting1
| 0
how romantic :)
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cerulean_rules
| 2
Hahahaha
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moonlight_daze
| 8
How long have you been dating him? You should've already know he wasn't romantic enough for your standards. YDI
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dyingstart
| 0
At the altar, he's probably gonna say "okay, we're married now" rather than "I do"
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DrunkenValor
| 0
See what happens when people stop being polite, and start being reeeal.
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Amysbodybetrayal
| 0
Okay, you're single now.
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iwadasn
| 32
I really hope so.
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123sploosh
| 0
noo thats stupid, dont dump him
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eean
| 0
He sounds like a control freak. GTFO ASAP.
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Juli_fml
| 0
^^^^^^agreed
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Julianneisasmurf
| 0
Hahaha that's kind of cute. I mean it may suck now but think about how fun it will be to tell your kids and grandkids how he "asked" xD
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BritishHobo
| 0
Okay, we're having kids now.
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dannnngthatsux
| 19
Pulls out. 'There. You're pregnant now.'
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fmyduck
| 0
lol. one of the few FML's I've read thats actually a cute story :)
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paprikacha
| 9
Hey, you didn't say no, OP. :P
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zee209
| 0
He seems...controlling.
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juventis
| 16
I totally agree with you
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Synnie
| 0
Okay, you're fucked now.
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allmidnighteyes
| 10
Is that what he says in bed, or what he says after the condom breaks?
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redbluegreen
| 40
"Okay, you're plump with my seed now!"
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Synnie
| 0
Okay, we're in wedlock now.
Too bad for everyone who said don't marry him.
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AndelleRae
| 9
Lmfao. redbluegreen, it's times like these I wish I could give more than one thumbs up.
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redbluegreen
| 40
Actually, you can. (-;
But thank you!
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Synnie
| 0
*TUTS*
Share the +1's with us, greedy. |C
Your name reminds me I've got Art class today.
/waves flag of submission
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