121
By fries / Sunday 24 November 2013 16:01 / United States - Brooklyn
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
Comments
Reply
  bellebe1998  |  16

At least he didn't text you that...

Reply
  AnOriginalName  |  19

Thank you for figuring out what the FML was saying, #2. I read the story as if the boyfriend was using alphabet soup to cheat. And that utterly befuddled me. Prepositional clauses, people. Put them in the correct spot in the sentence! "Today, my boyfriend told me via alphabet soup that he was cheating."

Reply
  jayceejaco  |  15

No one likes grammar nazis who are assholes #43

Reply
  Migole  |  36

I'm with you #43. I had no idea how one could cheat via alphabet soup and read that thing a good 5 or 6 times before looking through the comments haha. Since English is not my first language and I don't own a modern smartphone I thought it was a game or something at first (like words with friends) and he met the other girl through it...

Reply
  euphoricness  |  28

At least this wasn't dildo soup!

Reply
  kugelblitz_  |  11

I love how, instead of discussing how the guy is a jerk and is completely tactless and what not, you guys are talking about the actual sentence wording. omg just wow :'D

By  fmlyfe123  |  7

Umm how does one do this?

Reply
  onlychildFTW  |  33

My guess is he spelt it out something along the lines is "I'm sleeping with someone else." There are an abundance of letters in that kind of soup. But that's just a guess...

Reply
  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

How could you, 47! You knew Kim and I had a special moment! We stuck to each other during that orgy and you even said we looked so damn cute together! I'm.. I'm just so ashamed of you. She was my orgy partner! My orgy partner for Christ sake! Is there even a sacred bond as high as that? No! I didn't think so! Gee wiz..

By  riashah  |  14

That's highly immature.

Reply
  CVTTRVN  |  19

Ok now thats just brutal. Although it was a douchy gesture, you gotta admit it was pretty funny haaha

By  HeyHeyFishFillet  |  34

Your boyfriend sounds like an ass and a coward, couldn't even tell you face to face in a conversation that he wants to break up. Good riddance. On a side note, +1 point for him, for using a creative way to break up with someone, still doesn't excuse how douchebag-ish it was though.

Loading data…