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  AnOriginalName  |  19

Thank you for figuring out what the FML was saying, #2. I read the story as if the boyfriend was using alphabet soup to cheat. And that utterly befuddled me.

Prepositional clauses, people. Put them in the correct spot in the sentence! "Today, my boyfriend told me via alphabet soup that he was cheating."

  jayceejaco  |  15

No one likes grammar nazis who are assholes #43

  Migole  |  36

I'm with you #43. I had no idea how one could cheat via alphabet soup and read that thing a good 5 or 6 times before looking through the comments haha. Since English is not my first language and I don't own a modern smartphone I thought it was a game or something at first (like words with friends) and he met the other girl through it...

  kugelblitz_  |  11

I love how, instead of discussing how the guy is a jerk and is completely tactless and what not, you guys are talking about the actual sentence wording. omg just wow :'D

  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

OP took it up a notch and started flinging cans of Spaghetti O's at her boyfriend. While yelling "Oha howa you likeeh thema meatballs!"

At least that's what I imagined..

  onlychildFTW  |  33

My guess is he spelt it out something along the lines is "I'm sleeping with someone else." There are an abundance of letters in that kind of soup. But that's just a guess...

  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

How could you, 47! You knew Kim and I had a special moment! We stuck to each other during that orgy and you even said we looked so damn cute together! I'm.. I'm just so ashamed of you. She was my orgy partner! My orgy partner for Christ sake! Is there even a sacred bond as high as that? No! I didn't think so! Gee wiz..

By  HeyHeyFishFillet  |  34

Your boyfriend sounds like an ass and a coward, couldn't even tell you face to face in a conversation that he wants to break up. Good riddance. On a side note, +1 point for him, for using a creative way to break up with someone, still doesn't excuse how douchebag-ish it was though.