Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud,...

By Dani - 28/11/2011 12:34 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

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By TROLLFACEdotJPG | 5

#3653219 - Monday 28 November 2011 16:02

Challenge accepted?

By stepanek911 | 1

#3653235 - Monday 28 November 2011 16:06

atleast you weren't in an historical gas chamber.

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By bitchengucci | 0

#3653217 - Monday 28 November 2011 16:01

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

partyfool2011 | 4

#3653241 - Monday 28 November 2011 16:07

Well now she has no choice. He declared war!

SCREAM4meeee | 0

#3653287 - Monday 28 November 2011 16:14

Prepare the cannons.

RufusthePenis | 0

#3653312 - Monday 28 November 2011 16:18

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

TheWindowLicker | 13

#3653331 - Monday 28 November 2011 16:23

The keyword in the Fml? "accidentally".

ColdplaySucks | 18

#3653444 - Monday 28 November 2011 16:59

Everyone loves a good sense of humor right?

bobbycorwen | 5

#3653508 - Monday 28 November 2011 17:21

What is unlady light?

bobbycorwen | 5

#3653512 - Monday 28 November 2011 17:23

brianjman14 | 22

#3653519 - Monday 28 November 2011 17:24

So the OP is to be expected to hold all of her farts in always? What if she spontaneously combusts?

SammiJS121 | 0

#3653552 - Monday 28 November 2011 17:35

Maybe she couldn't hold it in.?

thatbitch1204 | 2

#3653660 - Monday 28 November 2011 18:25

My boyfriend wants me to hold them in and go to a different room.

LiyIa_fml | 8

#3653672 - Monday 28 November 2011 18:28

I always fart. If you've got it, let it go. :)

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#3653829 - Monday 28 November 2011 19:05

Girls don't fart, poop, or burp, silly! I thought everyone knew that!

bitchengucci | 0

#3653945 - Monday 28 November 2011 19:45

I meant lady like...

destructinator1 | 0

#3654972 - Monday 28 November 2011 22:23

6-great comment

jwade11 | 12

#3655046 - Monday 28 November 2011 22:50

Women pass gas and everything else just like men! It's a natural human being thing!!!

bananagrams | 9

#3655099 - Monday 28 November 2011 23:06

33- Coldplay absolutely does not suck!

sheethapins | 13

#3655335 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 0:23

63 is right. We fluff.

ScaughtieHolden | 11

#3655373 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 0:37

39, you spontaneously combust from burning calories too fast. Not holding in farts..

ejjamael | 5

#3655696 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 2:39

I would love her for rest of my life :)

maddylovesu | 5

#3656862 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 6:05

BARRIER!!

maddylovesu | 5

#3656877 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 6:07

103- no. i'll se you in shell.

SiriusBlack97 | 17

#3658015 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 12:19

Unlady like, you mean?

Rapt0rJesus | 0

#3658338 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 14:06

I can deduct from your nickname and avatar that you are a fat, prepubescent prick.

mule570 | 3

#3717550 - Monday 12 December 2011 1:44

just dump him or fart in front of him

By TROLLFACEdotJPG | 5

#3653219 - Monday 28 November 2011 16:02

Challenge accepted?

airforce987 | 20

#3653714 - Monday 28 November 2011 18:43

Not sure if "lucky gas" is a pun intended...or an autocorrect fail...

sillymcjews | 0

#3657238 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:01

challenge considered?

GreenAppleDP | 0

#3658460 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 14:45

This totally sounds like something my boyfriend would do. Even if I wasn't the one who farted, he would still declare war. Lol.

jmad29 | 2

#3659208 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 19:33

That made me lol at the doctors office.

abcdeghijklmn | 0

#3659354 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 21:29

Have diarrhea and its a nuke you own the world.

imnotonaboat | 0

#3660013 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:10

You're just upset that you lost.

808Boyo | 4

#3664460 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 15:59

Battle shits!

ATSViper | 15

#3668764 - Thursday 1 December 2011 12:25

Damn, you sank my battleshit!

By Falalala243 | 0

#3653229 - Monday 28 November 2011 16:03

Its not an FML, Op ! Sure, its embarassing, but your boyfriends amazing!! Don't find many like them nowadays ;) hahah

Falalala243 | 0

#3653273 - Monday 28 November 2011 16:12

Sorry i forgot about the rules! FYL Op ;)

By stepanek911 | 1

#3653235 - Monday 28 November 2011 16:06

atleast you weren't in an historical gas chamber.

soccerguy2 | 11

#3653248 - Monday 28 November 2011 16:08

Why the hell would you say that?

EnSigne | 13

#3653276 - Monday 28 November 2011 16:13

Because it's frickin hilarious? xD Don't get me wrong, WW2 was awful, but....gaschamber + farts...Lol x)

bobbycorwen | 5

#3653528 - Monday 28 November 2011 17:25

You're an hero for talking about an historical gas chamber.

DrDilllonReese | 12

#3653590 - Monday 28 November 2011 17:52

An hero? That's all I have to say...

HahaYDI | 0

#3655004 - Monday 28 November 2011 22:36

48- Lrn2Internet

MisterMichael | 9

#3655173 - Monday 28 November 2011 23:29

*a historical gas chamber

sadistmonkey | 19

#3655176 - Monday 28 November 2011 23:30

Those not familiar with the meme to begin with would probably assume that it's a mistake before they assume that it's a meme, and rightly so, so the "Lrn2Internet" comment is irrelevant.

postoso | 20

#3657231 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:00

Mister Michael You grammar nazi lol

JavIin | 0

#3658767 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 16:22

Guys, an historical can be pronounced like 'an 'istorical'. Maybe he just wants to make his accent visible? :p There was a comment war about this on another fml about the phrase 'an hour'. It's the same kind of situation.

sadistmonkey | 19

#3667526 - Thursday 1 December 2011 3:23

It actually isn't the same situation as "an hour" because while the h in historical isn't silent in all situations, the h in hour is.

By soccerguy2 | 11

#3653238 - Monday 28 November 2011 16:06

Who won?

Ijas | 2

#3653581 - Monday 28 November 2011 17:49

Not the other people in the bunker that's for sure.

By abceasyas123abc | 12

#3653246 - Monday 28 November 2011 16:07

He sounds like a fun guy. He could've made fun of you or blamed his fart on you but instead he turned the whole episode into something humorous and it wasn't at the expense of anyone else (unless they were really malodorous farts..). Have fun with it!