By sigh - United Kingdom
  Today, my boyfriend and I were starting to get in the mood. I get on top of him, lean down to kiss him, and he begins to laugh. Puzzled, I ask him why. He tells me that when I'm naked and on top of him, I remind him of a cow, with 'udders' . Offended, I go to get off. 'No no' he protests, 'a SEXY cow'. FML
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  FenderYK  |  0

Meh, this FML reminds me of some really sad times. I was only 4, and my friend said he would give me a sour worm for some goldfish crackers. He lied to me, and took the sour worm. I was really dissapointed :(

By  midwestjerk  |  0

While he was really stupid in his comment, breasts are really nothing but mammary glands. So, he was sorta correct in the udders evaluation.

Total dipshit in terms of getting laid though. :P

By  StingMunFizzy  |  0

Lol you deserve it for either being obese, or being an up-tight bitch..

Lighten up, or lose a few pounds.. That simple, ugh.. Is it worth losing your boyfriend over? I doubt it.. I mean you'll be short of a boyfriend, and you'll be fat, or uptight.. Just get over it you fucking bitch..

  caticaticati  |  3

I'm a woman and I agree with #7... maybe not about the fat part, but I'm pretty sure if my boyfriend told me that I'd laugh. If you're on all fours on top of a guy and you lean over him, your tits hang down like an udder. OP needs a sense of humor.

  slients_1234  |  0

It's still a jerk move to compare a woman to a cow. What if a person has a medical issues and can lose the weight? Yes there is diseases out there that make you gain weight that they can't control no matter how much the work out or eat right. Your a little fucker who is jealous of this person because you can't get laid your self. Most women don't find this funny, and she was not over reacting. You need to shut the fuck up, you annoying little shit... You mad?