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The correct reaction should have been "Offended, I got off, looked at his penis and laughed. When he asked why I told him it reminded me of an inchworm, a SEXY inchworm".

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Meh, this FML reminds me of some really sad times. I was only 4, and my friend said he would give me a sour worm for some goldfish crackers. He lied to me, and took the sour worm. I was really dissapointed :(

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I would have killlled him. At least he didn't compare you to another woman though? Look on the bright side. Some men do that.

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Wow, your boyfriend actually thought comparing you to a cow could be taken as a compliment? FYL for having a dumb boyfriend.

While he was really stupid in his comment, breasts are really nothing but mammary glands. So, he was sorta correct in the udders evaluation. Total dipshit in terms of getting laid though. :P

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I'm a woman and I agree with #7... maybe not about the fat part, but I'm pretty sure if my boyfriend told me that I'd laugh. If you're on all fours on top of a guy and you lean over him, your tits hang down like an udder. OP needs a sense of humor.

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It's still a jerk move to compare a woman to a cow. What if a person has a medical issues and can lose the weight? Yes there is diseases out there that make you gain weight that they can't control no matter how much the work out or eat right. Your a little fucker who is jealous of this person because you can't get laid your self. Most women don't find this funny, and she was not over reacting. You need to shut the fuck up, you annoying little shit... You mad?

hahahahha what a dipshit.. even though this is really horrible that he did that, i still find it soo funny how he was like 'noo noo.. a SEXY cow' hahahahha!

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